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more about #failures more comments → Mean_Ol_Liberal: And another peak performer among the herd of boozy fratbros fades into the asscrack of history. Shouldn’t he be out clearing brush on some ranch in... more » bitch_pleaze: Dear Gawker, You won. Can we all just ignore Tucker now? Pretty please with a Hipster Grifter on top? Signed, Everybody more » heywhat: Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art th... more » vampirebris: This asshole feeds on attention and girls with no self esteem. There's not much we can do about no. 2 (we'll leave that to Dove), but Gawker could sto... more » burbere002: Note to Tucker Max: Playing the victim runs counter to the whole frat boy thing you've managed to cultivate...you just come off like a pussy who can't... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are. Your Coastal types just hate yo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody? more » nikkilove: Middle America is the problem? Really? Cause I am so sure that the theaters in LA , Boston, DC, San Francisco and Manhattan were busting at the seam... more » VioletViolet: I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' S... more » OHymenMyHymen: I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes c... more » Six and a Quarter: I hope I run into this guy when I'm out for an evening on the town. I'd get all flirty and boozey. Gaze into his eyes and give him a big smile. Go in... more » Magister: Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max... more » ShanghaiLil: I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work. more » CheetoBurrito: I find it heartening that of the 120 college students I teach, only one of them had ever even heard of Tucker Max. The only thing I wish upon this man... more » CumaeanSibyl: Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee. I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem. more » -
#failures
Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
Oh, Tucker Max: he gave sleazy Encyclopedia Brotanica-eque website AskMen.com an interview. Given the chance to speak freely, he starts his egomanical blame game all over again. This time, blame: Middle America, The Man, His Artistry, and His Producers. Awesome!
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#debt
Mike Huckabee Owes Chuck Norris $23,570 for His Endorsement
According to newly released campaign data, the Huck owes the Chuck $23,570 for travel expenses from Huckabee's failed 2008 primary bid, and CNN and ABC News in turn both owe Huckabee a total of $3,700. More » -
#starwars
NASA's Moon Assault Probably Awesome If You Were on the Moon
We'd be lying if we said that we weren't hoping for at least a temporary, small-scale lunar disaster this morning when NASA attacked the moon, with a rocket. The computer simulations, at least, showed a huge explosion. Alas. More » -
#theend
Washington Post Gives Up On 'Jokes'
Historical ghosts ranging from H.L. Mencken to Richard Pryor are weeping up in heaven today, because the nation's premiere combination of journalism and humor, the Washington Post's "Mouthpiece Theater" has been canceled. Dana Milbank is the Icarus of our generation. More » -
#mediacrack
James Murdoch Paid Phone-Hack Hush Money
In your drenched Tuesday media column: Rupert Murdoch's son is directly implicated in the News Corp. UK phone-hacking scandal, the WSJ tells you how to get rich on NYT Co. bonds, The Wanted is unwanted, and more. More » -
#branding
Consultant Somewhere Fired
What to call the Nigerian joint venture with Russia's Gazprom, hmmm? Hmm. "Nigaz." That's an even worse faux pas than Gazprom's Ukrainian joint venture, "VladimirPutinIsAnEvilFucker." [Post your own joint ventures in the comments!] -
#moguls
Steven Brill Fails at Customer Service, Too
Airport-security gimmick Clear is just the latest example of Steven Brill failing investors (see also: Brill's Content, Inside.com, etc. etc.). But this time the mogul is just stone-cold ripping off customers, too, pocketing their half-used $200 membership fees. More » -
#judgments
The Persistent Failure of Steven Brill
Steven Brill has a reputation for being a media wise man—a deep-thinking mogul who's always spotting the opportunities of The Future. Which is kind of strange, since the majority of his projects have been ostentatious failures. More » -
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#moguls
Sam Zell: Failure
Gnomish billionaire CEO of the bankrupt Tribune Co. Sam Zell may give up control of his company to creditors. Is it too early to declare Zell the biggest failure of the "Death of Newspapers" era? No, let's just declare it! More » -
#softbigotryofhighexpectations
Everyone Privately Loved Neel Kashkari, Neel Kashkari Claims
Last year, the Bush Treasury Department assigned a 35-year-old nobody named Neel Kashkari to oversee the multi-billion dollar bailout of the financial sector. He sucked and everyone hated him. Except in private! More » -
#poll
Hillary Clinton Asks You to Pick Your Poison
Hillary Clinton is holding a contest to sucker people into paying her debt to Mark Penn. You can choose a prize, including a not-creepy-at-all day with Bill Clinton. We ask, which is the most bearable? More » -
#failures
Most-Watched Super Bowl Ever Is a Disaster for NBC Universal
Jeff Zucker's division made about half as much money last quarter as it did the year before. So to judge by the upward-failure arc of his career, he'll be running GE in about three weeks. More » -
#failures
Al Gore's Light Bulbs Are Fail
All those curly-cue planet-saving fluorescent light bulbs that Al Gore made everyone buy even though they cost $30 and cast a sickly pale glow DON'T WORK. More » -
#racebaiting
'Magic Negro' CD Assumed Key To Ruling GOP
Chip Saltsman just naturally assumed handing out a minstrel song called "Barack the Magic Negro" would quickly win him enough Republican friends to become party chairman. So why is everyone so upset?? More » -
#failures
Inept Man Invents Trends For Imaginary Audience
Professional loser Mark Penn—the strategist who can tell you exactly how to become disliked by each individual microsegment of the population—has a newbook adWSJ column. Let's talk about how stupid it is: More »
