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more about #fakestevejobs more comments → Baroness: I remember an early 80's episode of The Love Boat (yes, I'm embarrassed) where a woman (I think it was Michelle Brunette Knots Landing whosit whatever... more » cassandra: That's retarded. The whole point of blogging is to get a book deal without doing any actual hard work. He got that. more » BxgrlJeri: The blog could have been a springboard to other things. My year as Fake Steve Jobs book and then talk show circuit. Hire a publicist and then get paid... more » SidAndFinancy: Let's focus on substance, please. What's with his inseam? more » Phyllis Nefler: I kind of giggled at the picture. Wrong? more » monoverb: They are at it again RIGHT NOW. No less than 8 bobbing head boxes discussing the mans pancreas. How shameful. more » extra!extra!owentookVAQUERO'sstar★: Owen's an asshole. more » Wrapitup: Oy. I clicked on the story and I feel shortchanged. Since we're back in high school, I say we go after the uggos next. Oh and don't forget the fat chi... more » DavidQuintero: Lilliputian dimensions OK, now that helped me overcome any feelings of wasted time resentment after reading this... The next cracker jack who calls me... more » the supergoddess: The sublime commenter outrage makes these horrible posts - and good God are they ever horrible - worth it for me. And I may even find myself disappoi... more » They Shoot Journalists, Don't They?: These sort of posts are happening enough that I think they merit their own terminology: Dickrolled: To be enticed to click on a post that seems about ... more » iplaudius: It’s ad hominem Wednesday! more » BookishLatkeish: I have been fond of short men. I like the way they look up at me in awe. And flat on their backs, all men are the same height, if I may paraphrase Mau... more » unclevanya: So, I'm thinking he stole your girlfriend. more » Aaron Altman: What the fuck was this? If you're going to criticize a journalist, can we stick to criticizing his journalism and not his physical characteristics? ... more » -
#bloggingfordollars
Return of Fake Steve Is a Vote of Confidence in Real Steve
Fake Steve Jobs is back. Dan Lyons, author of the piercingly funny satire blog, insists his return may be temporary. But he wouldn't be having this much fun with Jobs' illness if he still worried about the Apple CEO's death. More » -
#danlyons
Fake Steve Jobs Totally Gives Up on Blogging
Getting rich by blogging is "another high-tech fairy tale," writes Dan Lyons in Newsweek. He should know — he tried and failed, with nothing to show for his blogging career but 20 extra pounds. More » -
#jimgoldman
Why CNBC's Tech Reporter Keeps Coming Up Short
There's a reason why CNBC viewers get shortchanged on their tech coverage: Jim Goldman, the network's Silicon Valley bureau chief, is not very tall. It's the kind of thing polite people don't talk about here. More » -
#apple
Fake Steve Jobs Unloads on Real Steve Jobs
Dan Lyons, the Newsweek columnist who launched his career from obscurity by impersonating Apple's CEO on a viciously satirical blog, has revealed what he really thinks of the man. Put on your blast armor. More » -
