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more about #fameballs more comments → jordos1: Am I the only one who has had his entire world crushed by this event. I mean it is a travesty. There are certain things you can count on in this lif... more » Brad Brown: #8. If you enlarge the top photo, you'll notice that the hair just above Tareq's ear resembles a rat that's intent on getting a better look at Obama. ... more » GlasgowRose: So greedy Tareq and Michaele's cancellation has left Monday night open on Larry King -- enter Tiger and Elin? more » TheSometimesWhy: You put a large turd in a tux and you put a red sari and blond wig on a cow pie, and what do you have? Sadly, beyond the obvious, you get the next ge... more » Unsolicited Advice: These people are examples of a deep, critical rot in our culture. All sense of respect and reverence has completely disappeared. Between Clinton, Ni... more » Mike Jahn: They're wannabe Hollywood sleazeballs, like the balloon boy folks, driven only by profit. They should be locked up. No art is involved. I would approv... more » kappakappaspankme: Tareq Salahi's caption is really rubbing me the wrong way. Ok - so he's witty enough to outsmart the secret service but his life is devoted to being ... more » Claire Buoyant: Wait. The NYT says they got married in 2002? Then why the hell did they wait until this past August to put up their wedding video? more » Magister: A stylist helped her choose that unflattering dress? Thus far, NBCU is knee-deep in this story. Though it might cost her the reality show gig, if any... more » unfuckwithable: Karaoke with Kim Jong-Il? I smell a double dog dare. more » nicepony: Do those freaks have kids? more » BowlingForDollars: I'm waiting for these people to get a full smackdown - especially since they owe thousands of dollars. Surely one of the entities owned is the IRS, an... more » Lysergic Asset: I miss Julia Allison. more » BxgrlJeri: yeah, 6 is so true. Smart enough to figure out HOW to crash a White House dinner and then stupid enough to post it on Facebook. It's like you coul... more » GlasgowRose: They're not totally crazypants - they're bailing on Monday's Larry King appearance for the highest paying TV offer. Yes, they want to party like it's ... more » -
#gatecrashersgate
Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
Everyone needs to stop being so mean. Why aren't our White House Party Crashers being toasted? These guys are awesome...for America. Why? More » -
#gatecrashersgate
Did an Indian Diplomat Help the Salahis Crash the White House?
The Secret Service is currently investigating how fameballs Michaele and Tareq Salahi crashed Obama's first state dinner, Bravo camera crew in tow. We have a theory: Their polo buddy, Indian ambassador Arun K. Singh, got them in on the DL.
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#fameballs
White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
Did you hear about this DC couple that crashed Obama's first state dinner last night? Michaele and Tareq Salahi—aspiring reality show stars, bedeviled vintners, polo enthusiasts and lawsuit magnets: You inspire and sadden us in almost equal measure. More » -
#love
Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
Kate Major quit her job at Star after falling in "love" with Octodad Jon Gosselin and living happily ever after for a month or so. But she didn't do it on a whim; she had the world's most comical "contract!" More » -
#love
'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
Paul Janka! He's still stalking women and all their various "holes." A friendly tipster has been kind enough to share with us her recent encounter with America's skeeziest, most overaggressive pickup "artist." Get waxed, baby. This is gonna hurt. More » -
#cubicleculture
Google's San Francisco Office Secrets Revealed by Farcical Lipdub
Lipdubs are the scourge of internet video, churned out by desperate would-be fameballers. But staff from Google's San Francisco office apparently can't resist making music videos, either. What workplace horrors made them turn to a sideline in Miley Cyrus impersonation? More » -
#olivierzahm
Olivier Zahm Is Not a Sleaze, He's An Artist
The mysterious Purple magazine founding Frenchman will be bring his unique blend of naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies, famous people and black-and-white pictures to a gallery in December, reports Blackbook. It's not tits - it's ART. More » -
#tantrums
Carrie Prejean Attempts to Storm Off Larry King, Is Foiled by the Siren Call of Rolling Cameras
Lou Dobbs wasn't the only right-wing populist to attempt a dramatic CNN exit last night. Unfortunately, he's the only one who succeeded, because former Miss California and Christianist poster girl Carrie Prejean can't even throw a proper on-set hissy fit. More » -
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#heroes
Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
Philadelphia heartthrob Arthur Kade, on the new Amelia Earhart biopic: "It was like watching Arthur Kade in the [1930s] with a vagina and shorter hair." He's good, he's really good! Why, these words could have come from the aviatrix herself: More » -
#wtf
Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
We knew Julia Allison was doing ads for Sony, but did you know Sony's actually putting Julia Allison in ads shown on television, where everyone can see them? And she's allowed to sit next to real live famous people? Odd. -
#fameballs
Buy a Private Jet Trip with Ice Cream-Licking Art Star of Silicon Valley
Drue Kataoka sells engulfing quick dips in art and culture to rich Silicon Valley workaholics. Now she's selling the ultimate fast immersion: the chance to "leave your mark" on Kataoka's art during a private jet ride. More » -
#nightlife
Meet Olivier Zahm: Either the Best or Worst Human Being in New York
You have probably slept with this man. He's French! He founded Purple magazine! He hangs out with famous people! He accidentally mentioned that Beatrice Inn is reopening! He wears the same clothes every day! He takes pictures of naked ladies!
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#breakups
Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
Julia Allison has broken up with her unlikely boyfriend, Christopher "Toph" Eggers. Yes, that Eggers: the younger brother of author Dave Eggers written about in Eggers' breakthrough memoir A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.
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#shameless
Naked Self Promotion: How Hilary Rowland Saves Africa
Hilary Rowland is more than a model, starfucker and internet entrepreneur; she says she cares about Africans too. And we believe her, if only because her charitable endeavors give Rowland the chance to promote herself half-naked, as is her wont. More » -
#fameballs
Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
Accustomed to being paid for doing absolutely nothing, reality television performance artist Heidi Montag refused to attend her own sister's birthday without compensation. What's the union rate for siblings? More » -
#thisguy
Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
Bitches want Philly fakeball Arthur Kade to take them to dinner in order to get inside their drawers. That's not Kade Style; but his little SEX DROUGHT is getting pretty bad. How bad? More » -
#boyintheballoon
With New Home Videos and 911 Audio, World Wonders Whether Balloon Boy Was a Hoax
More evidence emerged this morning that yesterday's Balloon Boy escapade was either a deliberate hoax or the result of galactic idiocy, and local authorities have begun investigating whether it was staged. More » -
#fameballs
Meghan McCain Swears She'll Quit Twitter If You Can't Deal With Her Boobs
Meghan McCain says she plans to "get the fuck off Twitter" since so many users of the microblogging service are hating on a maverick picture she posted of her maverick cleavage. Oh, please. She's a fameball. She's going nowhere. More » -
#fieldguide
Drue Kataoka: Inexplicable Fameball Priestess of Silicon Valley
It's hard to explain Drue Kataoka. There's the hair. The intimate spiritual moments with aged Silicon Valley dons. And this new music video about net neutrality, co-starring Facebook fameballer Randi Zuckerberg. Think of Kataoka, perhaps, as Silicon Valley's Julia Allison. More » -
#lifeanddeath
What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
You may want to be seated as we deliver this news: Arthur Kade, the internet's biggest vagina, had a near-death experience yesterday. But as one fameball wavers on the precipice, another fameball friend could soon make her return! More »
