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more about #florida more comments → TheBusinessGuy: Why is it that radio hosts who try to be funny are never funny? That goes for Howard, too. The wit never rises above the junior-high level. Is that... more » A Message To Rudy: You too can hire Meredith Walusek for your next childish, publicity-whorish stunt! [voice123.com] more » A Message To Rudy: Gotta love the "morning zoo" antics. Wonder what Uncle Paulie and the Turdman are cooking up for tomorrrow. Calling Tiger's house at 6 a.m. and gettin... more » Btwbfdimho: The moment the Salahis were waiting to sneak into the house. more » heywhat: Oh, c'mon. At this point, it's no one's business anymore. There are no criminal charges and he is only getting a citation. I disagree that Tiger prese... more » Perhaps Not: Lady, for $500K you had better open your mouth at the very least. more » Island of Misfit Toys: She looks too classy to be one of his side items. more » BowlingForDollars: That's hilare. I'm loving the delicious irony of a sports star presenting himself as squeaky clean and untouchable with the maelstrom that's happenin... more » Colonel Mustard: Was DeVore in rehab or something when Bush springboarded the Patriot Act off the back of 9/11? Yeah, let's go with rehab. #2010 more » BicycleShed: I think Matt Fong in 1998 was a half legit challenge to Boxer. She ended up winning by something like 10 points, but I remember some Boxer supporters... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: The big problem for both parties is balkanization. There aren't very many reliable voting blocks any more, and candidates on both sides have shown th... more » TheExperience: The mere thought of dying in the corporate hive that I work at is enough to make my stomach turn. Nobody should have to die in a place where the last ... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: btw... if you want to feel safe, hang out with me this week. A few days ago an off-duty cop slammed into us while we were just driving along, minding... more » Dave J.: OH GREAT the Haitian rapper just played the "race card" man this building got 1800 people who work there but 4 blacks shots he must ot like black peo... more » Gregoire: According to this site, there is a Jason Rodriguez of Florida that donated money to the Barack Obama campaign. $366! (Almost the mark of the beast!) ... more » -
#picoftheday
Cop a Feel
[Two security guards take pictures of radio host Meredith Walusek outside of Tiger Wood's house in Florida. Her sign says, "Tiger—They offered me $500,000—I'm keeping my mouth shut!" Image via Getty] -
#predictions
2010 Preview: GOP to Be Teabagged
It's basically a given that the president's party will lose seats after his first midterm (except when 9/11 happens). So let's not get our hopes up. But Republicans really wanna try to prove that bit of conventional wisdom wrong. More » -
#breaking
1 Confirmed Dead in Florida Mass Shooting, Shooter In Custody
With possibly 8 people shot and 2 dead (authorities confirm 1 dead and 5 shot), police have locked down downtown Orlando, Florida, looking for Jason Rodriguez, who shot up an office building earlier today. Update: Rodriguez has been apprehended. More » -
#balloonboy
Psychic Wife Swap Lady: Richard Heene's Balloon Plan May Not Work Out
In case you were wondering, Sheree Silver—Florida-based psychic adviser and Wife Swap spouse of Balloon Boy dad Richard Heene—has updated her psychic reading of the tragic case. More » -
#politics
Old People Continue To Rule Us With Iron Fists
Let's fire up those Death Panels! (That is still funny and relevant, right?) Old people are once again responsible for our Broken Politics.
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#scandal
In grand Floridian style, a priest has been accused of knocking up an ex-stripper.
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#what
Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
Oh look, a student at the University of Florida totally liked Tucker Max's movie. Probably because Tucker has irrefutable photographic evidence that he hooked up with Tim Tebow, right on the football field. A commenter sums up the situation best: More » -
#geeksonparade
Disney Staging Its Own, Narcissistic Comic-Con
Disney sent representatives and stars to last month's Comic-Con, but apparently the company isn't content with collective marketing, because they're launching their own event, the D23 Expo. More » -
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#deathmouse
Disney World Killing Everybody
Three Disney World employees have died at work in the last month and a half. Disney World is a hellish soul-eating death vortex. More » -
#opencaption
"I Get It. Florida. Flo Rida."
[Inglorious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino gets blown away by the rapper during his performance outside the Today show. Image via Getty] -
#resignations
Florida Senator Mel Martinez Pulls a Palin
Mel Martinez (R-FLA) is resigning from the Senate. Not in a "not seeking reelection sense," but in a "not coming back from the recess" sense. Why? The dreaded "family reasons." More » -
#healthcareriots
This is What the Great American Health Care Debate Has Devolved Into
So last night Rep. Kathy Castor held a health care reform town hall meeting in Tampa, Florida, a meeting crashed by wingnuts yelling "Tyranny! Tyranny! Tyranny!", and a riot basically broke out. More » -
#mugshots
Jeffrey Epstein Cannot Look Somber
Newly-released billionaire massage aficionado and Ron Burkle pal Jeffrey Epstein is officially a registered sex offender in Florida. His brand new "Sexual Offender/ Predator Flyer" also includes a map to his house! Smirk less, Jeffrey. [Cityfile] -
#friends
Jeffrey Epstein Kept Company in Jail By His Alleged Lesbian Sex Slave
Billionaire convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein is now a free man. He did his 12 months for hiring underage prostitutes, and left jail this morning. So who visited Epstein in jail? His alleged "sex slave," an "extreme fighter," and more! More » -
#crime
Jeffrey Epstein To Roam Free at First Light
Billionaire teen-girl-massage aficionado Jeffrey Epstein is soon to be a free man! As dawn breaks on Wednesday, the gates of the Palm Beach County correctional facility shall fling ajar and Epstein, lust-crazed from 12 months confinement, will flee. More » -
#recessionomics
America's Creepiest Town Wants You
The Way We Live Now: Disneyfied! You can buy into Disney's simulacrum of an American community right now—cheap! It's the only place left without wild dogs roaming the trash-filled deserted main streets. More » -
#thepopmusic
Seasonal Jam: Seven Songs You Will Most Assuredly Hear At Some Point This Summer
Gawker: Live, From Vegas! continues unabated through the night (so stick around!). Next on deck, another special guest for this hot, inaugural summer weekend: music writer extraordinaire and Idolator editor Maura Johnston. Maura, kick out the jams, please: More » -
#closetcases
Good Thing Charlie Crist Is Only Running For Senate, Not Competing on Idol
Charlie Crist is going to be your next closeted gay Republican Senator from Florida! Thanks to the liberal media! Adam Lambert should probably look into politics. More » -
#recessionomics
New York Will Now Send You Back Home
The Way We Live Now: Like Poors. Have you enjoyed being a member of the Middle Class—nay, Upper Middle Class? We sincerely hope so, because you are now evicted. Time to move to Florida. More » -
#rushlimbaugh
How We All Helped Rush Limbaugh Buy His Tacky House
What is the best proof yet that Rush Limbaugh is the true voice of the modern, hilariously out-of-touch conservative movement? His tacky $44 million Palm Beach compound!
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