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more about #fnff more comments → Lysergic Asset: TEST #fnff more » Glib and Bitchy: Turns out Bravo was "following -- and filming" the White House party crashers on Tuesday. Not entirely clear whether the cameras rolled inside the sta... more » naugahydeinplainsight: Oh, no. Not Meatloaf again! #fnff more » raincoaster: But seriously, they NEED a "groupthink" tag? Can't you just set it as the default? My vote, provided I'm not de-starred, banned, and taken behind the... more » TheBusinessGuy: Forgive my ignorance of tradition, but what does the acronym mean, if anything? And howdy-do! #fnff more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: here's my vote. Happy Thanksgiving, all. #fnff more » Lysergic Asset: Since this is the only tag that actually works for me, I'll have to surrender to the majority (and tradition) and change my vote to #fnff. #fnff more » Atilla the Bun: I hope those turkeys are going on a Thelma & Louise-style roadtrip for Thanksgiving, busting out of the coop with their fancy haberdashery. Oh--and I... more » MisterHippity: I vote for #fnff It has a rich and storied history. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Based on the bits and pieces I've seen of Red Eye I can't say this surprises me in the least. Stay classy guys. more » TRexstasy: Is it me or is Greg Gutfield's nose really small for his face? more » Spirit Fingers: Richard, I appreciate the FNFF tag on a monkey dick post! Way to bring back classic Gawker. KEEP THIS UP! And what, FNFFers, no one posted a link to m... more » gawkimo: Fox News is awesome! I just saw a news crawl that says shark attacks go down during economic downturns. I did not make that up. I think the sole purpo... more » seancasio: So, this show...basically watching an asshole for an hour, right? Shouldn't the name be changed to BROWN EYE? more » Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: O.K., I'm watching this weeks episode of "Lost" and I have some big questions. Who is the airplane pilot, Frank? If Hurley bought all of the first c... more » -
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Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
Last night Red Eye was talking about Travis the Chimp—who was shot and killed after eating a lady's face—wondering why his crazy owner spent so much time with him. One guest figured he was well-endowed. -
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My Favoritest Bushism
Of all the silly (and, at this point, pretty cliche) George W. Bushisms—his malapropisms, his infamous stumbles in syntax—one stands out for me as my absolute favorite. It's a surreal delight: More » -


