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more about #freedom more comments → The Fake Santa Claus: I wonder if she's all buff from being in "da joint" and has Serena Williams-style guns now. We should be seeing her in the February 2010 issue of Maxi... more » HowardRoarkLaughed: Gentleman, lock up your hotdogs! more » drunkexpatwriter: Once we have universal health care her scam is useless anyway, right? So after tomorrow night we'll be safe. more » Smitros: To be on the safe side, I may start shaving twice a day. more » Trai_Dep: I'm suspicious of the claims of heterosexuality by the North Carolina horse-f*cker. Word around the stable is that he settled for vaginal, but really ... more » DoctorEcks: Two guys hugging. Maybe they weren't G-Ay but were A-Ay. #andreapeyser more » Btwbfdimho: If I were Mohamed I'd quit cabbing and start a talk radio show. Fuck the TLC and the LGBT! #andreapeyser more » Steverino Begins: "Next time, pal, don't look. It's safer." Gawker should give the same advice when linking to her column, re: her photo. #andreapeyser more » kimsama: Ok, so let me make sure I got this straight... Bigot: Someone who defends civil rights. Political Correctness: The belief that the delicate sensibil... more » Sarcastro: Rights should always trump "sensitivities," darling. Especially religious ones. #andreapeyser more » BadUncle: Any cab driver would do the same if the Peys were were in the backseat hugging anything. Fortunately for all involved, it's pretty unlikely. #andreape... more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Aesthetic sensitivities, huh? When did we make any law protecting those? I know there's no one in New York looking out for my aesthetic sensitivitie... more » TableNein: Oh, South Carolina.... #andreapeyser more » Niko Bellic: gay rights So, if you are gay, it looks like breathing could be considered a "gay right", too. When do we vote on that one? more » scroll_lock: I've had just about enough about these neighsayers and their prejudices about horse buggery. What do you think Wilbur and Mr. Ed were doing all those ... more » -
#crime
Breaking: The Hipster Grifter is free. Oh boy.
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#outrage
Lib Bigots Protect Gays but Jail Horse-Lovers
Who will stand up for the rights of the brave NYC taxi driver who kicked two gay men out of his cab, for gay-hugging? Andrea Peyser will stand up for him. Enough of this gay PC crapola. More » -
#goodnews
Iran Frees Newsweek Reporter
Maziar Bahari, the Canadian-Iranian Newsweek reporter who has been detained in Tehran's notorious Evin Prison since his arrest while covering the nation's post-election uprising in June, has arrived safely in London in time for the birth of his first child. More » -
#kariferrell
Hipster Grifter Sentenced, to Jail
The long, criminally hipster tale of Hipster Grifter Kari Ferrell has finally reached the portion of "Phase Three: Justice" where she receives her dramatic jail sentence.
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#religionisfantasy
Just Let the Hippies Have Their Drug Church
Hippies in Santa Fe, New Mexico just want to build their "church" and drink ayahuasca out back, in the shed, and trip balls. Neighbors are not so happy about it. It's a classic religious freedom case. With magical elves. More » -
#freedom
Smoker Oppression Reaches Tipping Point
They banned smoking in bars, and people said nothing, because they did not smoke in bars, except sometimes if they were really drunk. But now NYC wants to ban smoking in parks, and lo! Smokers finally get some public sympathy. More » -
#freedom
Iraqi Shoe Thrower Gets Early Release
Remember that shoe-throwing Iraqi journalist who tossed one at Dubya in December? Muntadhar al-Zeidi's being released from prison early, for good behavior. Meanwhile, don't know about newspaper economics in Iraq, but the Baghdad Expos: still need a good splitter. [MSNBC] -
#recessionomics
Crush The Hippies and Thieves And Feed Them to Real Americans
The Way We Live Now: Counting the many things we can't afford. We can't afford plastic bag taxes. We can't afford lemonade stand licenses. We can't afford our own crayfish. And why should we? This is America or whatever! More » -
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#cowards
Yale Press Sides With Religious Fanatics Over Own Author
Yale University Press is publishing a book about the Danish Muhammad cartoon controversy of 2005. But Yale will not publish any images of the cartoons, or Muhammad, because Yale University Press is run by freedom-disregarding accommodationist pussies. More » -
#wtf
Cokeheads No Longer Allowed in Clubs
For reasons that we cannot fathom, bouncers and cops in the UK are now using a device to ensure that people who sniff coke don't get into nightclubs. What? More » -
#freedom
RadarOnline Fights for Its Right to Baby Freakshows!
New information has emerged on the child labor violations of "fledgling internet site" (ha) RadarOnline. We will cover this story with the same verve with which RadarOnline covers Octomom. Illegal, baby-endangering verve, that is! More » -
#thenandnow
When Only Shameless Appeals to Commerce Could Sell Disinterested Corporations on the African-American Market
Look, this is the business card of what we would call an "Urban Marketing Agency," from back in the olden days. Oh, the shamelessness! Luckily we have made much progress since then: More » -
#reportersinperil
Roxana Saberi's 100 Days of Solitude
Roxana Saberi, the Iranian-American freelance journalist who was freed this month after being (bizarrely) sentenced to eight years in prison in Iran for "spying," gave her first real interview today, to NPR. Her ordeal sounds even worse than you might have imagined:
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#divorce
Rich People Come Out Against Having You All Up in Their Business
Should you, the Average Joe Schmoe Loser Nobody "Little Person," be allowed to see all the dirty details of a rich, famous person's divorce? Rich, famous people do not think that you should, surprisingly! More » -
#coachella
Naked Hippie Wizard Oppressed
All this hippie wanted was to cast off his wizard's robe and be nude and free and happy at Coachella. The cops weren't convinced. So they Tasered him. Police still fear wizard wang. [Animal NY] -
#justice
Baghdad Shoe Thrower To Hit the Streets in 2010
Iraqi courts have cut the prison sentence for the hero shoe-hurling-at-Bush journalist from three years down to one. Huzzah! And on the same day Obama visited Iraq. Coincidence??? Open your eyes, sheeple! [WSJ] -
#names
'Freedom' Just Another Word For '8-Year Boondoggle'
God, this decade? It sucked. Wes Anderson stopped making good movies, the Vikings lost Mike Tomlin and hired Brad Childress, and this complete asshole named George Bush was our president. For like eight years! Ugh! More » -
#shutupcollege
The Painfully Ridiculous End to the NYU Revolution
The final, farcical moments of the failed Revolutionary NYU Food Court Occupation were caught on film by one of the protesters. And then shown to the world, despite being—by any standard—incredibly embarrassing. More »

