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more about #garrisonkeillor more comments → The Curse of Millhaven: The show jumped the shark a looong time ago. It was brilliant from about a year after it started until his big hiatus. I'll be sad when he dies, though. more » meechybee: I bet Lake Woebegone has at least on meth lab. more » yourfriendandneighbor: He remembered ketchup. more » MelodyEquidistance: Um, death metal started in Tampa, FL, not Sweden or Norway (or Denmark if you want to be totally Scandinavian-inclusive). I love the Gothenburg sound ... more » skahammer: There is more original-gangsta flava in this man's pinky finger than in the entire Wu-Tang Clan's fondest daydreams. more » osiris73: God... and I thought his singing was bad BEFORE. I can only imagine how bad the stroke-slurred ramblings are going to sound now. Good god. more » Adah: Aw, call me sentimental, but I'm glad he's back. Winter twilight evenings from 4-6 PM on Saturdays are meant for Garrison Keillor. He's almost as go... more » Matt Cherette: When I first saw this post, I thought the banner read "HBIC OF THE DAY," which is something I'd like to see become a feature. more » unclevanya: I used to listen to the show regularly, and even went to a couple of live broadcasts at Town Hall when he visited NYC. This may get me to remember to ... more » Our Lady of the Massacre: This conversation JUST happened: My dad: "Wait, Garrison Keillor had a stroke?" Me: "Yeah, like 3 weeks ago." My dad: "How could anyone tell?" more » Lizawithazee: I know he's considered terribly middle brow, but that's a dark heart in there, folks. His people are Nordic, remember. And we urban malcontents owe mo... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: i read that as stranger and folksier. not a fan of the whole cornball shtick, but that's an impressive recovery more » pureblarney: You can't have family from the Midwest and not appreciate this dude at some level. Velkommen tilbake, onkel! more » CaptainFantastic: Powdered Milk Biscuits surely helped him get right back on his feet. (Photo chosen for the "I'm having a stroke" look, I presume?) more » EddieTheDane: It would appear our as of recently flame-haired temptress is busy working hard for that money, honey, and is thus unable to respond to her many loaths... more » -
#herooftheday
Garrison Keillor's No Keeler: Host Goes Home to Prarie Home
You can't take Garrison Keillor down. He'll only come back stronger and folksier, and will beat the urban out of you until you're pissing hay. Keillor's back on the show only three weeks after suffering a stroke, bitches. [CBS News] -
#mediacrack
Julia Allison Paid Astounding Amount of Money, To Write
In your clinically insane Thursday media column: We reveal Julia Allison's freelance rate, Mark Whicker says more unfortunate things, laid-off journalists hustle, and Garrison Keillor suffers a stroke. Possibly after hearing Julia Allison's freelance rate. More » -
#gossiproundup
Demi Moore's New, International Twitter War
Demi Moore won't respond to the British Prime Minister's wife. Victoria Beckham won't respond to questions about her tits. And Hugh Hefner doesn't respond well to his wife's infidelity. Oh, yes, it's your Thursday morning Gossip Roundup! More »
