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more about #georgewbush more comments → If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Dear Pres. Obama: Please kick the shit out of the reactionary rightwing turds blocking healthcare reform in both parties. Luv, America. more » jbwan: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will we... more » BearDownCBears: He should bow to that turkey after he pardons it this year, just to piss off The Corner. more » Spirit Fingers: Oh, I can just hear Bushie thinking, "Oh, they just gave 'em a little corn. The maize, right? It's not like they really needed it to like live. We’l... more » atlasfugged: That picture is hilarious. It's like everything you need to know about the Bush presidency can be surmised from the expression on his face in that pic... more » DennyCrane: Afterward, a deep-fried Turducken was shared by all. more » Fry_Bread_Power: 'Native Americans,' whatever. Everyone knows that when the Pilgrims landed, the only indigenous people inhabiting the United States were Cherokee Pri... more » Swifter: This article is like looking for wisdom in the leavings of a toilet, or the secret auguries of the Federal Reserve Bank. Pareene, I nominate you for ... more » momof3wildkids: Obama was definitely better than this. more » SaraRueful: "Shitcanned" means fired. I think you mean "shitfaced." #rihanna more » Cynner: "Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? ... more » raincoaster: Sadly, mock trials are what Italy has specialized in since Berlusconi was elected. #italy more » misha trotsky: In other news, "Canada," has own government, laws. Why, I don't know. BTW, if he was interrogated in Italy, it would have just been slapping each oth... more » topsy: Since Italy elected a racist buffoon to run the country, who really cares? #italy more » pmarble: Last I looked, we had full diplomatic relations with Italy and in fact are their allies -- so how do you justify Anericans violating their laws? The ... more » -
#holidays
Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
Thanksgiving Proclamations are, for the most part, pretty routine. Namecheck settlers, Washington, Lincoln, God, and our Troops. Encourage people to give thanks. The end. But there are some key differences between a Bush declaration and an Obama declaration!
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#gossiproundup
Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More » -
#torture
Italian Court Holds Mock Trial For CIA
An Italian court has convicted 22 CIA operatives and one Air Force colonel of kidnapping. The CIA grabbed Egyptian imam Abu Omar in Milan and flew him to Egypt to be tortured. This is "illegal" under Italian "law." More » -
#secondcareers
Bush Is Back! Forges New Folksy Speaking Career
Dubya has mainly been writing a book in crayon since leaving the Oval Office, with his tongue stuck out to help him concentrate. But, perhaps upset that Michael Steele is the only person regularly gaffe-ing, he's back and giving speeches!
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#presidents
George W. Bush Presents, 'Get Confident, Stupid!'
Next Monday, George W. Bush will begin his career as a motivational speaker, because he is obviously a very motivational man who is quite good a public speaking. More » -
#altarcations
Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: The Kerry/Dubya Rivalry, Extended
Do you remember the bloody battle between Dubya and Kerry? Phyllis Nefler does. So do the NYT's bitchy Weddings & Celebrations editors, who love a juicy broadsheet when they can make one. The battle royale continues. Also, look: meerkats! More » -
#videuhoh
SNL, Bush Infiltrate White House Press Briefing
Oh, amusement! A reporter at the White House today used a Saturday Night Live-born term while asking Robert Gibbs a question. But, sadly, it wasn't "fuck." More » -
#children
Jenna Bush Reports for Reporting Duty, but Keeps Day Job
Oh, look, Jenna "Jenna Bush" Hager is on a morning television show, performing "journalism," for Americans. Finally! More » -
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#shock
Bush Speechwriter: Even Bush Recognized Sarah Palin's Dumbness
Bush speechwriters keep writing books, as if in an attempt to convince us that despite their former job, they are indeed able to read and write above a fourth-grade level. The latest: Matt Latimer says Bush didn't like Palin! More » -
#neverforget
Happy First Post-9/11 9/11!
On this day eight years ago, four commercial airplanes were hijacked and crashed into buildings and a field. Thousands died. This is the first anniversary of that terrible day, though, that the Terrorists will not still be winning.
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#freedom
Iraqi Shoe Thrower Gets Early Release
Remember that shoe-throwing Iraqi journalist who tossed one at Dubya in December? Muntadhar al-Zeidi's being released from prison early, for good behavior. Meanwhile, don't know about newspaper economics in Iraq, but the Baghdad Expos: still need a good splitter. [MSNBC] -
#homelandsecurity
Former Bush Admin Official Verifies Crazy Lefty Conspiracy Theory
No, 9/11 was not an inside job (but BUSH KNEW!), but inaugural Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge just wrote a bitchy tell-all, and he makes some crazy claims.
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#lawsuits
Former Top Bush Attorney Now A Friend to the Gays
In November of 2000, if you'd have bet your life against the fact that the man representing Bush in the case of Bush v. Gore would one day lead the fight to legalize gay marriage, you'd be dead now. More » -
#feuds
Dick Cheney Hates George W. Bush for Being a Wuss
Recently it came to light that Dick Cheney and George W. Bush aren't exactly chums. Now the full extent of the contempt Cheney developed for what he saw as Bush's lack of resolve is being exposed, and it's ugly. More » -
#jobs
Won't You Be Michael Chertoff's Unpaid Intern?
Surely you've sat around in the midst of your recessionary squalor and thought, "Gee, I'd really love an unpaid internship at the consulting/lobbying firm started by the former head of Homeland Security under President Bush." Well, today's your lucky day! More » -
#politics
Will We Get a Frost/Bush?
Tonight, New York's channel 21 will broadcast the Watergate portion of the David Frost interviews of Richard Nixon. This seems as good a time as any to ask if we'll ever get the equivalent from George W. Bush.
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#feuds
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney Basically Hate Each Other
Time has a great piece out today on the last days of the George W. Bush presidency, focusing on the nasty infighting between Bush and Dick Cheney over Bush's unwillingness to pardon Scooter Libby on his way out the door. More » -
#badideas
In Case You Held Any Doubts That Abstinence-Based Education Was an Utter Failure
The U.S. government has released the results of a new study that found dramatic increases in teen pregnancy, as well as instances of various sexually transmitted diseases, during the latter years of George W. Bush's presidency. More » -
#hugsnubbers
Obama's Glad Bono Refused To Hug George Bush
World Savior, Futuristic Superhero, and pioneer in the field of Mononames, Bono, dished last night on a BBC show a nice little anecdote: he dodged a hug from George W. Bush, once, and Obama was there to congratulate him. More » -
#analysis
Did Barack Obama Blow His All-Star Game First Pitch?
Tonight Barack Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star game. Gambling websites have been taking bets on whether or not he would bounce the pitch to home plate! So how did he do? More »
