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more about #ghosts more comments → Mo MoDo: Watching Peggy steal Maureen Dowd's talking politicians schtick and then adding zombies to it is just to painful to read. And impossible to comprehend. more » lionboy: Peggy Noonan's Prescription For Health Breakfast: Half grapefruit, white toast, black coffee with saccharin. Lunch: Salad Nicoise, Tab Dinner: Dry ... more » depardoo: By the way, when is the WSJ going to update the "picture" of Pegs that they use for her column. In that picture, she looks relatively young and femin... more » depardoo: In fact, Nixon used to refer to Henry Kissinger as "my little Jew". Ah, the days of mildly anti-semitic paternalism. more » resipsaloquacious: She probably dictated this to her assistant as if it were the most abstruse statement ever uttered. Seriously, you ever see her appear on Morning Joe... more » VoxPopuli: Not to speak ill of the dead, but if he really wanted to impress me, he should have waxed his beard off using just MIGHTY TAPE!!, which is also known ... more » Nic Fit: I THINK ANY ONLINE REFERENCES TO BILLY MAYS SHOULD BE ALL CAPS!!! more » Awesome X: My favorite is when he dances with Bing Crosby. CGI, FTW. more » The Real JR: I'm thoroughly convinced that if Billy Mays were able to infomercial-shill the Health Care Bill it would totally sell... and we could get doobies in v... more » Aaron Altman: Billy Mays wouldn't roll over in his grave... IF HIS CASKET WAS LINED WITH MIGHTY PUTTY! more » hilikusopus: Billy's left us, and he won't come back, no matter how many Tupac-esque posthumous informercials they churn out (including the Posthumous Informer... more » lobstr: Damn.. Billy Mays could have gone out with a bang, but that commercial is seriously beneath his usual style. Sure it's rife with double-thumbs-ups an... more » Private Hangnail: Billy Mays has been preserved, stuffed and fitted with animatronic prostheses. He stands at the ready to shill those products that you know you don't ... more » Mount_Prion: He'd roll over in his grave if he wasn't securely lashed down with strips of incredible, all-new and improved Mighty Tape. more » TheHonJudgeSmails: "I love this super-adhesive Mighty Tape to death! It absolutely KILLS me!" more » -
#healthcare
Peggy Noonan Advocating National Single-Payer Health Care Via Ghost of FDR(?!)
Today, noted Twitterer Peggy Noonan is writing fanfic about the ghosts of FDR and Nixon, who are coming back to Earth to advise their modern political parties. It is insane. More » -
#billymays
Dead Man Sells Adhesives
Billy Mays is dead, but his ghost will return to haunt your television until you order roll after roll of Mighty Tape, to quiet the bearded demon. It's what he would have wanted. More » -
#opencaption
[One of those new "90210" actresses practicing a dance or some such nonsense; image via INF]
