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more about #glennbeck more comments → hotpinklovesofa: So what you're saying is I can go ahead and laugh even louder at the people who watch Fox News, especially now that I know they're getting their just ... more » lobstr: Another hilarious fear-based advertiser you'll hear during Hannity and Rush is "Carbonite!" .. They pitch this product that backs up your entire hardd... more » deitybox: Perfect pic to go with the post here. more » TheSometimesWhy: I'd say the term "fool's gold" has been updated and redefined. And just in time for the holidays! more » The Real JR: As Smerconish put it to POLITICO, "Those who are most concerned about government growth are increasingly dubious about the value of a dollar and look ... more » AzureTexan: This Friday, after I cash my check at Cash America in order to assist a needy Nigerian prince, I'm totally gonna buy me some Goldline gold. more » The Real JR: This is actually highly illegal and violates FCC standards. You can have Ads bumpering segments but if you're doing a segment specifically pushing a p... more » Mediahohoho: This explains a lot. If we can follow Mr. Epstein's remarks to their logical conclusion then I guess the idea that Obama's socialist spending is going... more » Claire Buoyant: When did advertising shift from people who want to buy your gold to people who want to sell you gold? more » Go Like Hell Machine: Look at that, Politico is good for something every once in awhile! more » HurtsSoGood: My wife told me GB would go away as soon as he said something nutty enough. I told her he's just doing his job of saying a bunch of nutty things. So... more » Swifter: Beck's newest advertiser: Old Glory Insurance [www.hulu.com] more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: In the first clip there's a typo, when the lower-third says "Giant Media Star" it means "Giant Douche". It's a common mistake. more » Spirit Fingers: I watched the trailer with the sound off, which made it even more creeptantastical. And it more than ever proves that Glenn Beck should be on some... more » gawkimo: OK, I think it's time for the heathens to take Christmas back from the Christians. Taking this festive season from the infidels that invented it and l... more » -
#scams
Glenn Beck Advertiser: Pundits 'Say What You Pay Them to Say'
Politico has a great story (no fooling!) about how people who play on the fears of the old and scared have formed a mutually beneficial alliance. Conservative pundits and gold-selling scam artists have joined forces to rip you off! More » -
#waronchristmas
Glenn Beck's Christmas Sweater: What Is Its Deal?
Morning zoo DJ and political nihilist Glenn Beck's stage show The Christmas Sweater, true-fake parableof dreamt-but-real death and being a dick to your grandparents, is destined to be a holiday classic—a Charlie Brown Christmas for the hateful and deranged. More » -
#wingflap
Glenn Beck Dismisses Palin-Beck 2012 Because Sarah Belongs 'in the Kitchen'
For his pre-Thanksgiving radio broadcast, Glenn Beck made a joke about how Sarah Palin belongs "in the kitchen," and how he's sick of her "yapping." It's why he won't consider Palin-Beck 2012, but Beck-Palin is a different story. More » -
#sad
Kentucky Census Worker Was Not Murdered
When a census worker was found hanged with 'fed' scrawled on his chest, many across the country denounced anti-government nuts like Glenn Beck for inciting a lynching. It now seems that wasn't the case. Prepare for some unbearable crowing. More » -
#careeradvancement
The 2012 Republican Primary Is the Jobs for Journalists Program America Has Been Demanding
Things are not all death and decay in journalism. Now that Lou Dobbs said he's considering running for president in 2012, covering the GOP primary could be the easiest path to fame and riches left for a reporter. More » -
#wtf
Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
Glenn Beck's talking up some scary plan for 2010 lately. It's scary because Glenn Beck is talking. And today, Glenn Beck unveiled his 100-year plot to fundamentally change America—and democracy—as we know it. Glenn Beck is fucking insane. More » -
#rape
Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
Maybe it is too early on a Friday for this, but, you know, there is not really a "good time" to post a 2-minute montage of conservative media figures—mostly Rush—repeatedly saying "rape." Over and over again. -
#elections
Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
Doug Hoffman was the ultra-conservative candidate that Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity backed in an election upstate. The district then went Democrat for the first time in 200 years. But don't worry, it was all an ACORN conspiracy. More » -
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#polls
Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
Lib bigots and Muslims are sending America to hell. The only thing that can save us is the one-upmanship of right wing psychos competing to say the most outrageously xenophobic thing. Today's contenders: a television crazy, and a newspaper crazy. More » -
#campaigns
Heroic Loser Conservative To Become Upstate New York's Norm Coleman
Fantastic news, New Yorkers: Doug Hoffman, the Conservative Party candidate who won the endorsement of real Republicans and then lost the race for Congress because he did not live in the district or know much about it? He has unconceded. More » -
#victory
Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
Maybe Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, and maybe he didn't. Wherever the truth lies, it's clear that the World Intellectual Property Organization has decided that he can't stop the internet from asking the question.
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#snldigest
SNL Digest: Taylor Swift's Slick Skills, Setting Bars
SNL Digest is back, because there's a lot of buzz about last night's Taylor Swift episode being really, really good, all over the internet! But is it substantiated? Was Kanye there? Did she come out about dating Taylor Lautner? Questions! More » -
#weekinreview
The Week We Were All Glenn Beck's Appendix
This week was all about gun violence and terrible elections and Jay Leno. More » -
#dailyshow
The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs
On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart performed a bravura 8-and-a-half minute monologue in the style of Glenn Beck on the subject of Glenn Beck's appendicitis.
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#mediacrack
Glenn Beck Survives
In your thumping Thursday media column: Glenn Beck does not die on the operating table, more rumor-details on the Essence layoffs, Fortune and SI get hacked, and a dying newspaper goes glossy, for unknown reasons.
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#illegalaliens
V as an Alien Allegory Attack Against Barack Obama
ABC's new sci-fi series V kicks off tonight. It concerns a charismatic leader who comes out of nowhere promising a bright future and a better life for all Americans. Is that leader Barack Obama or is it a space lizard? More » -
#glennbeck
BREAKING: Glenn Beck Announces Exciting Upcoming Announcement
At the end of one of his frequent guest appearances on the O'Reilly Factor tonight, Glenn Beck made an exciting announcement. More » -
#flackery
Glenn Beck's Liberal Flack Loves Money More Than Liberalism
Glenn Beck's public image as a grandiose paranoid ex-drunk is so unshakable that now he's hoping his publicist Matthew Hiltzik's good reputation will rub off on him: He's got such a nice flack, he can't really be a monster, right? More » -
#politics
Andrew Sullivan Is Incensed
Well, that happens once every hour or so. But this time he's angry at Anita Dunn, the mean White House Communications Director who hates Glenn Beck and loves Chairman Mao. More »
