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more about #goodluckwithyourhelldemons more comments → Torley: To think... he was SOMEBODY's precious. :( more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: If the souls of the Moral Majority were to wash up on a beach, this is what they would look like. more » BettyCrocker: Someone need to call Jenny Craig. more » wundersmack: Dad? more » JacquesPaysan: Dead Seal. Just like the one I snapped last Xmas. Sad. They're like the dog-hamsters of the sea. more » malvones: do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? more » Trai_Dep: Someone break out the Sporks™, because my tummy's startin' to rumble! My only question: raw and sliced thin a la sashimi, or grilled with pineapple ... more » Lymed: This is clearly Canada sending a message to PETA more » BxgrlJeri: Toitle more » lobstr: Remember, the Yakov formula says "..in SOVIET Russia.." In Soviet Russia, Ed Hardy shirt wear you! more » TheBusinessGuy: Lindsay Lohan's scat maybe? more » CaligulaSanchez: I'm not saying Dakota Fanning is eating the skin off these monsters and leaving them to die in the ocean, I'm just saying I'd keep my eye on her. more » labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: why would you bother communicating with someone called "hellatightshit" who abuses grammar and punctuation so blatantly? or, more bluntly: seriously,... more » muppet_baby: It's a seal? more » SalisburyCypselus: Tortoises (and all reptiles for that matter) do NOT have nipples. This creature appears to have nipples and is therefore a mammal. Most likely it is a... more » -
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Cowbeast of Death Is Latest Unskinned Monster to Wash Ashore
A young gentleman on Twitter asks, "I found the new montauk monster. Gawker, where you at???" Well, we're right here, young "hellatightshit." And what is it you have for your friends at Gawker Monster Investigations? UPDATE! He's named!
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Gollum Found Dead in Panama
Pretty quiet summer monster season this year, right? Wrong, mi amigo. A distant cousin of the Montauk Monster emerged from its cave in Panama. Then terrified kids beat it to death. More » -
#torontomonster
Living Montauk Monster Terrorizing Canada
Summer is in full swing, so you know what that means: Monsters! It was exactly one year ago today that we first reported on the Montauk Monster and now something that looks like Monty's cousin has emerged in Toronto. Alive!
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#goodluckwithyourhelldemons
Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
Somebody forgot to do the exorcism, because the Montauk Monster has been found. Again. More » -
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British Montauk Monster Washes Ashore
The residents of North Devon, England don't know what to make of the fanged creature found on a local beach. Seal? Sea lion? BEAST OF EXMOOR, PERHAPS? More » -
#advertising
Montauk Monster Stars In Car Commercial
So it's happened: the Montauk Monster has sold out. This Brazilian Volkswagen ad purportedly features a "dogfish," but its true identity is clear. You've come a long way, Monty. Video proof after the jump: More » -
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Montauk Monster In Secret Mutant Army?
Ken Layne over at Wonkette has done some heroic digging into Plum Island, the Department of Homeland Security-run animal horror lab suspiciously close not only to Montauk, where our friend Monty washed ashore, but to a long string of terrifying outbreaks and hybrid animal attacks. We knew from the start of the Montauk Monster mystery that Plum Island was at the center of various conspiracy theories, but when one looks at the entire awful history in one blog post, one must inevitably conclude that, despite its shifty and inconsistent denials, the federal government is assembling there a fearsome monster army that, if left unchecked, will someday slaughter us while we sleep. More » -
#piecebypiece
Next item on the eBay auction block: Montauk Monster toast.
