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more about #goodnews more comments → jordos1: Jesus, where were the above pictured passengers flying? Cheeseburgerville to Raw Cookie-Dough City? more » garbanzo314: So this company, one of the leaders worldwide in terms of the number of titles it publishes, made less than $50 million in revenue and $4 million in p... more » drunkexpatwriter: Airplanes in America still have in flight magazines? Fuck, in Europe some of the airlines now charge you to use the toilet. Seriously, my girlfriend w... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: That also explains the month I saw What Women Want six times. more » Lysergic Asset: It's also amazing how all the useless, overpriced crap in Sky Mall seems incredibly innovative, reasonably priced and essential whenever I forget to b... more » Unsolicited Advice: Man, being a resident of a Huxleyan hierarchical state seems way better than tooling around in one of them totalitarian jobbies. #iran more » Jeangenie: My distributor handles the book he co-edited with Malu Halasa, Transit Tehran. You guys might remember seeing Mr. Bahari as one of Jason Jones' inter... more » zombies.like.lattés.too: taking into account those who sit at home drinking alone and crying in front of their computers (3%) and those who drink in 12 x 19' dorm rooms (5%), ... more » shostakobitch: but what song are they listening to while they drunk drive? and does it matter? more » meechybee: I always felt a little safer living in the city as drunk walking or cabbing is always better than driving. Then I see all the B&T assholes jump their... more » BxgrlJeri: I know a 25 year old who wrapped his car around a tree while being drunk and texting. The fool walked away and now brags about it. Next time it will... more » RheaPollstry: I never drive home after binge drinking. I usually wake up in a stranger's bed. more » misslinda: Having recently been to a bonfire in the hillbilly part of New York State with drunken 20-somethings bragging about their DUIs and all the times they ... more » ceilingFANBOY: If I've had too much, I'll just sleep in my car until I'm sober enough to drive. At the same time as getting a drunk driver off the road, it gets one ... more » homoviper: When I still had my car I drove drunk more than I care to mention. No more car though! The roads of NYC are a little safer with me off them. more » -
#cruising
Read Your In-Flight Magazine and Save Journalism
Apparently the way to get people to read magazines, and advertisers to pay you enough money to support your fancy editorial aims, is to lock them in planes where there are fewer distractions. More » -
#goodnews
Iran Frees Newsweek Reporter
Maziar Bahari, the Canadian-Iranian Newsweek reporter who has been detained in Tehran's notorious Evin Prison since his arrest while covering the nation's post-election uprising in June, has arrived safely in London in time for the birth of his first child. More » -
#science
Nine Out of Ten Drunks Deny Driving
How many of you are "binge drinkers," meaning you had five drinks in a night once last month? (All you drunks raise your hands). Now, how many of you drove after getting wasted? (Pause). Liars! Science knows. More » -
#foryourownsafety
Oh Goody a More Powerful Taser
Fantastic news, minorities: A new Taser that boasts three times as many shots! Elsewhere in law enforcement matters: "Taser-hit man bursts into flames." Creepy masochistic employee indoctrination vid below! More » -
#victory
Heidi and Spencer Banned from E!, All the Other Awful People Will Stay
E! recently conducted an online reader poll and a resounding 94% of voters wanted to get over-exposed reality blobs banned from coverage. And the network is going to oblige for Heidi and Spencer, and nobody else. More » -
#babyonboard
Neil Patrick Harris and His Lovely Roommate Are Going to Babysit a Kid for a While
Aw, they think they're people. Noted gay Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Plot Contrivance) and his partner, actor David Burtka, are in the hunt for a surrogate mommy. They're using the same agency as Sarah Jessica Parker! More » -
#mediacrack
Newspaper Exec Murdered For Pocket Money
In your ugly Thursday media column: a Chinese newspaper executive is brutally murdered, Sears pimps 'Good News,' John Norris picks up a new gig, and somebody's interested in the Boston Globe: More » -
#goodnews
Maybe Rockers and Twitter Aren't All That Bad
Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails has used his Twitter to raise $645K for the brother of former CNN anchor Veronica De La Cruz, who is in need of a heart transplant. [Paste via Rachel Sklar's Twitter] -
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#smileorelse
Happy News For These Happy Times
Various dead-enders accuse us of writing too much negative news, simply because we inform you daily that American society at large is collapsing. Unrelated: let's review the contents of actual publication "The Happy Herald!" More » -
#goodnews
Sit-in Factory Finds Buyer
Remember Republic Windows and Doors? The company that kicked off Depression 2.0 by staging the last successful labor sit-in that will ever happen? Yet more good news: they found a buyer! More » -
#goodnews
Damon Weaver Is Going to Washington
Great news! Damon Weaver got press credentials for the inauguration! Yes! More »
