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more about #guyritchie more comments → Lizawithazee: I didn't want to promote the cray cray commenter below, but... Madonna gave Kylie Minogue cancer! Pass it on... more » FormerEnglishMajor: The bigger story is that Peter Brant owns "Interview" - a magazine - and can afford his wife spending $50K/month. Si Newhouse - take notice. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Actually I thought the whole quote was sweet- He said he "still loved her, but she was retarded too". more » namemale: That's nice Guy- you didn't marry someone you hated, his new admission is no revealation. "Madona can out dance and perform 23's year olds"-too bad sh... more » FaceMelter: Are you sure it isn't about a leather clad Steve Guttenberg? more » Motoko Kusanagi: Yes, this sounds so interesting and new: nothing like Hellboy or any of the umpteen other failed graphic novel adaptations. And I'm sure it will be a... more » VoxPopuli: Meanwhile, Guy Ritchie still occasionally bursts into spontaneous nervous laughter from relief that he got away. more » unclevanya: Who's Leighton Meester and what's so great about her neck? more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I'm convinced that Joan Rivers called me one day long ago and introduced herself as "Joanie Rivas." She said she had been a slumlord in the past and ... more » lionboy: Is Great Neck the new Williamsburg? more » skymotel: I know that as a 'mo it's my duty to hand my life and wallet over to Madge--that one, her. But I still remember watching that VMA performance and crin... more » Trixie from Toronto: My God, I had not seen that horrific Madonna performance. It is delightfully dreadful, from beginning to end. Madge cannot sing but I will say Lenny K... more » tmp00: Why don't we let Medved retreat into his well-deserved obscurity without further comment. more » Steverino Begins: "I've never thought of you as ordinary." So that's not even subtext, right? The joke is that Watson is gay? more » BlinkyMcChuck: Medved = blargh. Also what is with all of the "levers" in that script? more » -
#gossiproundup
Madonna, Guy Ritchie in Fierce "Retard" Battle
Divorces are ugly business. That's what we can learn from today's gossip roundup, which includes Madonna and Guy Ritchie acting like children, Peter Brant taking on Stephanie Seymour's fashion habit and, on another note, the return of Tina Fey's Palin. More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Ritchie Finds Post-Madge Project, Lobo
The most recent comic book movies have focused on a hero who overcomes obstacles to save the world. Woo. Thankfully, Guy Ritchie's about the change that with Lobo, about a bad ass alien who takes no shit. Good. [Variety] -
#gossiproundup
Madonna Regrets Divorcing Normal Person Because Jewish Bubbies Hate Jesus
Madonna regrets breaking up with Guy Ritchie because she's bored schtupping young men. Kate Major's still talking, for some reason, about Jon Gosselin. Leighton Meester went shopping and the SWAT team was called in. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
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#gaypanic
How Gay Is Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes?
Did Page Six get you all excited this morning about the possibility of Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law doing a steamy gay love scene in Guy Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes? We scoured the screenplay for the movie's gayest scene.
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#gossiproundup
Is Nicholas Cage the New Wesley Snipes?
IRS authorities are after Nick Cage, Clooney shows off his new lady-friend, Jude Law met the mother of his latest child on the street at 4am, Britney Spears has a new do and a Sopranos movie is in the works. More » -
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Samantha Jones is On the Prowl Once Again
Kim Cattrall breaks up with her man, Will and Jada Smith have lots of sex, Chace Crawford is moving out of Ed Westwick's place to get his own apartment downtown and Megan Fox is shopping for a house. More » -
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Meghan McCain Always Gets What She Wants And She Wants Hillary Duff
Meghan McCain demands the "really hot" Hillary Duff to play her in the movie about her life, Lindsay Lohan is paid big bucks to party, Farrah is laid to rest, Michael Jackson's photographer speaks and Courtney Love suffers from malnutrition. More » -
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Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
Jada Pinkett Smith says she and Will like to bang in other people's homes, Victoria Beckham has her third boob job, Nicole Ritchie breaks up Lohan and Ronson, Owen Wilson still loves Kate Hudson, and Judd Apatow sucks in bed. More » -
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#fullfrontalart
Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Naked and Beautiful
This is an oil painting, by Scottish artist Peter Howson, that a nude Madonna and her now ex-husband Guy Ritchie sat for back in 2005. It is being auctioned off in Glasgow, and is expected to go for some £22,000. Image via Getty. -
#trailerpark
Sherlock Holmes Will Kick Your Ass, Britishly
Ooh, look. The trailer for Guy Ritchie's new Sherlock Holmes movie is out. And the film's star Robert Downey Jr. seems to be no wimpering Basil Rathbone. No, this here is an action picture. More » -
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Michael Phelps' New York Bender
It's all relative: Madonna's way less grounded than her ex; Vancouverites are higher than Britney Spears; Tina Fey is as folksy as her neighbor; and Michael Phelps isn't quite the drunkest clubber. More » -
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Octo-Grandma Tired of Babysitting, Suggests Adoption
Tough love: Nadya Suleman's mom denied her babysitting services; Christian Bale's tantrums get one celebrity hot and Mr. T has a message for unemployed pansies. More » -
#gossiproundip
New Mom M.I.A. Sought By Oscars Producers
Which is less appropriate: A brand-newmom performing at the Oscars, from bed, or an image-conscious Olympian trying to lay low in a strip club? Decide for yourself. More » -
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New Career for Dina Lohan: Hobo
She's done reality TV and (horrifyingly) interviewed her own daughter on the red carpet, and now Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay and presumably other children, has an exciting new job opportunity: creepy Long Island transient. More » -
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Guy Ritchie Sang Showtunes In a Gay Bar, and Is OK With That
When Jennifer Aniston feels sentimental, she plays her old Brad Pitt phone messages. When Guy Ritchie feels sentimental, he does gay karaoke. When Marc Jacobs feels sentimental, he screws rentboy-style, outside. More » -
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Caroline Kennedy Going On SNL?
Starbucks jobs are now reserved for Yale grads; the rest of us have to try and obtain menial but absurd positions with Kanye West. More » -
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A-Rod and Kate Hudson's Sexy Fish Date
It's true! The Yankees player Alex Rodriguez, who like teammate Derek Jeter sucks very much, was seen canoodling with actress Kate Hudson at an underground Manhattan fish restaurant. More » -
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Does Tom Cruise Have Herpes?
Everyone is speculating wildly: The Post asks if Tom Cruise gave his wives cold sores; Hollywood reporters accuse their boss of naughty flights and Madonna thinks a new baby can maybe fix everything. More » -
#divorce
Madonna is a Liar, Claims Madonna
Typically, when one is tasking one's publicist with the announcement of just about the biggest divorce payout ever made to an ex-husband, one wouldn't claim two days later, "Ooops, clicked 'send' too early!" -
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Young Friend Keeps Anderson Cooper Warm
It's winter, and Anderson Cooper has a European friend to help stock his closet. Britney Spears turned to her ex-husband for warmth, and Alec Baldwin's rising blood pressure warmed an entire Westin ballroom. More »
