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more about #gwynethpaltrow more comments → NigelAstydameia: "One of These People Enjoyed a Niagara Home Colonicâ„¢ This Morning. The Other Two Wish They Did." more » The Lone Scout: It's funny how the youthful Watson is trying so hard to project gravitas, while Paltrow, the "old" hand, can just relax and smile away. Regardless, I... more » HypocriticalOath: Ps why is Gary Shandling there? more » Conchie Birdie: Is Gwyneth, um, SMILING? more » PaisleyPajamas: "Squeeeee! I can make my knees look tinier than a teenager's!" more » Jsmoke: "I have to take a goop"--Emma Watson more » TedSez: Watson Preferred Old Movie Stars Before They Were Colorized more » Rhymenocerous: I know everyone hates Gwyneth, but she's just so pretty. more » BadUncle: So, why is it that celebrities with no relation to the industry go to these things? I mean, can't they just go to a store? Or get a catalog or someth... more » CarlinaZeikfried: Please. I know you hate, but Lizzie *#@&ing Grubman? Gwyneth dazzles here, and you need to withdraw that nonsense. more » Spirit Fingers: She looks like something I bought for my Christmas tree that was subsequently mauled by my cat and lost under the couch. A sad, sparkle-topped Pipec... more » FaceMelter: Gwyneth is seriously starting to look like Lizzie Grubman. Ew. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: This is a job for skorts! more » blix: So then I told her that it's called Goop, and you're sitting in it. Isn't that funny? more » jackvinyl: Gawker Gossip: the He tits. place? more » -
#trickytracy
4 Fun Facts About Madonna's Former Trainer
Tracy Anderson may not be Madonna's trainer anymore, but she's still a total fraud. The Daily Beast has a detailed indictment of her latest escapades, from which we've chosen four. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Scary Potter and the Prisoner of Fashionland
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#gossiproundup
Gwyneth's Breasts Take Barcelona by Storm!
Gwyneth needs a better bra. The gays need not beg to kiss George Clooney. And Megan Fox knows she doesn't need a sex tape. All that and more in your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Emma Roberts Gives Good Neck
Emma Roberts left her mark on her boyfriend, Amy Winehouse can't kick her ex-husband, Paris Jackson took Las Vegas and Candace Bushnell doesn't like the c-word. Good morning! Here's your Monday Gossip Roundup... More » -
#gossiproundup
Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
Jeremy Piven goes nuts on Chris Kattan, Robert Pattinson parties in Queens, Michael Jackson is finally buried, Bethenny Frankel hates Gwyneth Paltrow, Jesus Luz wants to be a DJ, Mariah Carey is freaking out and Victoria Beckham debuts on Idol. More » -
#persecutions
Why Won't the Media 'Roaches' Leave Poor Gwyneth Alone?
Pity poor Gwyneth Paltrow. If being the wife of a rock star, a movie star and a writer of death-cult newsletters weren't hard enough, she's also forced to deal with the stupid "roaches" in the media at Manhattan charity galas. More » -
#gossiproundup
Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
Jon Gosselin's pissed Kate Major's lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth's GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Morning, here we go:
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#gossiproundup
Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number to Arouse Tom Cruise?
Katie Holmes appears on So You Think You Can Dance (Video!), Gerard Butler is getting fat, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler reunite, Gwyneth Paltrow cooks a chicken, Avril Lavigne parties really hard and Gwen Stefani looks pretty damn good. More » -
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#gossiproundup
Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping with a Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?
Jon Gosselin just can't get enough ass, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson's doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law. More » -
#gossiproundup
Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More » -
#simpletruths
The Only Time We'll Say This: Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Point
Gwyneth Paltrow, while mostly annoying with her faux Britishness and William Joel-ing, has made at least one good and simple point. Especially as we leave work behind and try to enjoy a holiday weekend. The constant BlackBerrying? Getting really annoying. More » -
#gossiproundup
The Moon and the Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan Once Again
Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two cops try to blackmail Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick, Mariah Carey will star in a London play and Justin Timberlake loves tequila shots. More » -
#gossiproundup
Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
Leo the Great dumped Bar Refaeli, Britney Spears is banging her agent at William Morris, Miley Cyrus dumped her boyfriend and is after Nick Jonas, Lauren Conrad's new novel will be horrendous, and David Carradine bought lots of sex toys. More » -
#unfitness
Gwyneth Paltrow's Celeb Trainer: Financial Charlatan
Indianapolis Monthly has a very long and very sordid piece about the many financial foibles of Tracy Anderson, celebrity trainer to Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. [Jezebel] -
#mysteries
What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
Did you see Gwyneth Paltrow on the Tonight Show tonight? We just watched it and can't figure out what the hell was going on with her legs in the first segment!
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#gossiproundup
Kelly Bensimon Accused of Owl Theft
More bad news for Kelly Bensimon. A socialite gets engaged, and an actress turns 30. Plus the requisite Jennifer Aniston sadness news and word of Madonna's continued disgraces. More » -
#gossiproundup
Gwyneth Paltrow's Trash-Talking Is Entertainingly Inept
Kevin Spacey can't go shoe shopping without hanging out in secret back rooms; Madonna can't get rid of her boy toy and Gwyneth Paltrow can't keep secrets. More » -
#onbeauty
Gwyneth Paltrow Implicated in Deflation of Scarlett Johansson
So who put Scarlett Johansson on that strict diet that reduced the starlet to a shadow of her former self? Gwyneth Paltrow, the noted medical expert who last year hallucinated from undereating.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brangelina's On The Rocks, Reese Might Get One
Welcome back to midweek madness, in which we gorge ourselves on fresh gossip from the weekly tabloids. Join us as we choke down what In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star are serving. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Contributing editor Margaret assists as we dissect In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel]
