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more about #harvard more comments → Maulleigh: Ah, leave the poor bastard alone. He gave up the governorship of New York. Hasn't he suffered enough? more » econdave: Here's the dirty little secret: there's nothing particularly glamorous about being an Ivy League grad. (I didn't go to Harvard or Yale, but have 2 Ivy... more » smithhimself: Smithhimself was at The Game on the Yale side. A cheerful day with the usual drinking that continued at the Elizabethan Club. Compared to watching Neb... more » milominderbinder: Oh yeah fancy degree people??!! We have something better... Tim Tebow! Suck on that. more » missdelite: I just want to see the front of that guy's bodysuit. more » TheBusinessGuy: more » TheRtHonPM: But on the plus side, isn't this the same game where a few years ago, a bunch of Yale yahoos tricked the Harvard crowd into doing a card stunt that re... more » iplaudius: The game is stupid; however, visiting spectators are pretty much guaranteed to be drunk and laid by the end of the day, so. more » James Oliver: This is JamesOliverInLA. You thought I was a freshman at the game who couldn't drink...Sorry guys, I'm actually an alum who was sober because I'm in ... more » TheOtherJen: OLE!!!! miss. COME ON! more » OliversArmy: Did either team ever have a quarterback named Sonny Sixkiller? No? I didn't think so. more » Michael Grasso: There's a special shame you experience 15 years after the fact when you realize you once participated in a chant of "SAFETY SCHOOOOOL." more » lrubemp: They should have a competition for how many billions of dollars their alumni have shot on Wall Street, with a tiebreaker for how many billions they've... more » takeouteurotrash: As always, tremendous work, Foster. more » MissNormaDesmond: And on that fabled 1968 team... I love TLJ. I still hate Harvard, though. more » -
#awesomethings
The 99th Percentile Bowl: 2009's Harvard-Yale Game, A Compiled Air-to-Ground Report
The Harvard-Yale game's a storied tradition for Ivy League grads who enjoy comparing degree sizes/names. For everyone else, it's an opportunity to watch America's Prestigious Ivy Grads try to act like normal football fans, which they can't. So: what happened?! More » -
#irony
Eliot Spitzer will deliver a lecture on ethics at Harvard's Center for Ethics this afternoon. $20 anyone who manages to utter Ashley Dupre near an open mic. -
#beerdiplomacy
Henry Louis Gates and Cambridge Cop Still Drinking Buddies
Horrible racist Sgt. James Crowley and angry racialist professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. were spotted having beers at a Cambridge bar called River Gods last night. It's not the White House, but at least Biden wasn't there. More » -
#ivyleague
Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
Somebody tried to kill a bunch of lab workers at Harvard Medical School two months ago, with deadly poison. This is just coming out now, because Harvard does not want you to know about its deadly coffee machines. More » -
#crazy
Peggy Noonan, Teaching at Harvard: “You Have To Let Your Freak Flag Fly.”
Three-steps-from-crazy-cat-lady WSJ columnist Peggy Noonan is teaching at Harvard. Our spies report: "Peggy's a ridiculous, hilarious person to speaking with any authority on anything at all." They've provided us with her awesome quotes. We're presenting them emoticon-contextualized them for you.
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#shutupcollege
Harvard Students Now Living How They Imagine Poor People Must Live
Oh oh oh, merry Christmas, it's a semi-credulous story in the New York Times about Harvard students and deprivation. Our nation's greatest treasures (Harvard students) are quite literally going to die, from poverty! More » -
#ivyplus
Ivy Leaguers Now Networking With Their Peon, Bush-League Bretheren
Sign That Shit's Bad: Ivy League alum deigning to include the previously excluded, those wannabe-Ivy guttertrash punks! What used to be considered a step above Chico State now makes the cut for scholastic Blue-Blooded's get-togethers. What gives? Introducing Ivy Plus. More » -
#crazy
Harvard Students: Stop Whatever You're Doing and Register for Peggy Noonan's Class, NOW
You do not want to miss the weekly festival of swooning self-regard and misty incoherence that will be Peggy Noonan's "Study Group" for undergrads this year, during her fellowship at the Kennedy School's Institute of Politics. Let's read the syllabus. More » -
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#todayshappenings
Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
Retiring Harvard professorColonel SandersHarvey Cox doddered onto Harvard Yard yesterday to graze his cow, as is his god damn right. More » -
#badeducation
America, Your Elitist Harvard Dreams Be Broke
Barack Obama spent some of his very important time this week telling school children they should shoot for the stars and aim for grade-A educations. Sadly, our president was wrong, because America's institutions of higher learning are dead broke!! More » -
#shutupcollege
The Ten Types of Harvard Wannabes
William Fitzsimmons, Harvard's dean of admissions, is taking questions on the New York Times' website. So far, 788 queries have been submitted. What do these questions tell us about American higher education? That it can make you crazy, times ten. More » -
#badvertising
Holocaust Denial Finds Place in Harvard Paper's 'Cracks'
Harvard. It's revered as one of the nation's most prestigious institutions of higher learning. Why, then, did the university's newspaper, The Harvard Crimson, run a holocaust denier's advert after rejecting it over a decade ago? More » -
#fashionrocks
Harvard's Fashion Line Just Like Harvard: Moneygrubbing, Elitist, Passé
Hard-up Harvard needs cash. So they signed a ten-year licensing deal with Manhattan fashion firm Wearwolf to lend their name to Harvard Yard, a clothing line endorsed and inspired by the ubiquitous Ivy League name-dropped school. It's awesomely ridiculous. More » -
#bestandbrightest
Harvard Fails to Shut Up Own Students
Harvard Medical School tried to tell its own students they couldn't speak to the (scary) media without the school's official permission. Shut up, college—literally! Haha. No we did not go to Harvard, why? Luckily! More » -
#twitter
Seven Celebrities Who Should Get on Twitter Right Now
Twitter's all about self-promotion. This we know. MC Hammer knows that, too, and apparently has been quite successful at it, which explains why Gravity Summit invited him to keynote this week's social media conference at Harvard.
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#education
Ashley Judd To Write Wry Coming-of-Age Novel About Harvard
Famous Judd Ashley Judd has enrolled at Harvard! She is working toward the Kennedy School's Mid-Career Master in Public Administration. That is the program for people who want to, like, run countries or the UN. More » -
#books
Harvard Grad Writes Book About Harvard
It was apparently impossible for the New York Times' Charles McGrath to hate novelist Nick McDonell, once they met in person. Thankfully, as we are merely stealing from McGrath and not meeting young Nick, we shall not have that problem. More » -
#happyendings
Gates and Crowley to Attend Boston-Area Sporting Event Together, Possibly
Well here's something that'll melt the ice around even the coldest heart out there: On Sunday, Professor Henry Louis Gates mentioned at a book-signing that he and Sgt. James Crowley might attend a Red Sox or a Celtics game together. More » -
#crime
The 911 Call That Got Henry Louis Gates Busted
The Cambridge Police Department has released the 911 call that led to the arrest of Henry Louis Gates. The caller didn't say the men were black, and she said they could have just been having trouble with their keys. More » -
#imagefile
Cambridge Cop's Unfortunate Vanity Plate: WHY-TEE
After Barack Obama said Cambridge cops "stupidly" arrested Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates on the front porch of his own home, the police said they "deeply resent the implication" anyone would think they're racists. Maybe clue this Cambridge cop in. More »
