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more about #heathledger more comments → DahlELama: Ugh, all that means is that Dina and Michael Lohan were in on the recording together. They need to be put in a cage with the Gosselins and Joe Jackson... more » resipsaloquacious: Fergie it is not polite to mention in an interview that you wish your husband had a bigger cock. But, if he cheated and this is your passive aggressi... more » nowmedusa: I don't get the "even if it's with girls" line. Is she suggesting that pedophilia wouldn't be cheating, but being with an age-appropriate woman would?... more » Clarissima: A film about norse mythology? Delicious, I hope! Tilda Swinton better be in it too. more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: Jodie Foster? A beaver handpuppet? Gahh! The jokes that come to mind are too perverse to be posted here, but the temptation is unbearable! more » City_Dater: No matter how prettily she smiles, or how many animals she saves with her plastic shoes, Natalie Portman will remain the worst actress of her generati... more » Aaron Altman: I saw the words "Norse mythology" and Jackson" and thought "Viking Of Pop?" more » Foster Kamer: It's been a problem ever since Beautiful Girls. Truly the most underrated Natalie Portman role, ever. Oscar: blind for not seeing this. Blind.... more » NinaHagen: The beaver thing is about a puppet. A beaver puppet. I don't know if this puppet is a Holocaust denier or an alcoholic but it is a beaver which is als... more » resipsaloquacious: Fortunately for Natalie, I am not starring as Thor. She could not handle my Mjolnir. more » AndIAmTellingYou: Will and Jada do go to other people's houses and have sex. Just not with each other. more » onenotesam: Third boob job? She's already got two nice ones, why'd she want to have a thirt teat added? more » irishflyesq: Guy Ritchie is hot. more » Mama Penguino: I've been meaning to get a boob job, too, but my boobs refuse to just put on a nice outfit and fill out some applications. Lazy bums. more » Imogen Quest: Not surprised that Apatow is lousy in bed, and even less surprised that he seems kind of proud of it. more » -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Heath and Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died
Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko's funeral cost $1 million, Fergie didn't know what "cheating" meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of Wednesday gossip. More » -
#traderoundup
Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
We know you've been wondering, "Why aren't there more romantic comedies inspired by Norse mythology?" Well, we have good news! There's also some news about the reclusive Jackson Family and Mel Gibson in a Beaver suit. To The Jump! More » -
#gossiproundup
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
Jada Pinkett Smith says she and Will like to bang in other people's homes, Victoria Beckham has her third boob job, Nicole Ritchie breaks up Lohan and Ronson, Owen Wilson still loves Kate Hudson, and Judd Apatow sucks in bed. More » -
#gossiproundup
Kanye West Charged In Airport Attack
It's hard being a celebrity: James Franco is getting mobbed by fellow students at Columbia; presumably the coeds will never provoke from him the sort of battery Kanye West allegedly inflicted on his oglers. More » -
#clips
Top Ten Moments of the Oscars
An on-stage musical extravaganza. Two epic gay rights speeches. Sean Penn's upset win for Milk. The 2009 Oscars were easily the gayest yet. More » -
#oscars
Oscar Tug-Of-War Pits Ledger Versus Ledger
Kim Ledger had plenty to do yesterday on his long flight to the Oscars, starting with an acceptance speech no one quite expected him to deliver on behalf of his son Heath. More » -
#gossiproundup
Octuplet Mom Might Lose House Now
A picture deal may be all that stands between octo-mom and a foreclosure,just as a clue from daughter Bee is all that stood between Anna Wintour and a new Katy Perry album. More » -
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#oscars
Daughter getting Heath Ledger's Oscar — when she's 18. [THR]
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#oscars
Likely Oscar Losers Brangelina Take EBay Consolation Prize
If the numbers truly don't lie, then neither Brad Pitt nor Angelina Jolie will collect Academy Awards on Sunday. But who needs Oscars when America's auction-scavenging elite are on your side? More » -
#thedarkknight
Petitioner Halfway To Assuring You Never See The Joker Onscreen Again
The fanboy crusade to earn The Dark Knight a Best Picture Oscar nomination may have failed, but one fan hasn't lost faith in the potential of Batman people-power. More » -
#oscars
How To Best Campaign For a Dead Oscar Nominee? Don't
Just because Heath Ledger was a favorite to claim this year's Best Supporting Actor Oscar since before The Dark Knight even opened, that doesn't mean he can't use a gentle, posthumous awards-season studio nudge. More » -
#gossiproundup
A-Rod and Kate Hudson's Sexy Fish Date
It's true! The Yankees player Alex Rodriguez, who like teammate Derek Jeter sucks very much, was seen canoodling with actress Kate Hudson at an underground Manhattan fish restaurant. More » -
#beautifulawards
We Will Now Predict the Oscar Nominations
All the major movie awards nominations, with the exception of those for the Oscars, have been announced. So we can make a pretty good guess about what will get nods come January 22nd. More » -
#vernetroyer
Verne Troyer Reveals His Heath Ledger Tattoo to British D-Listers
Most of Verne Troyer's onscreen partners like to humiliate him (sometimes in distinctly NSFW ways), but the late Heath Ledger was different. More » -
#twilight
Robert Pattinson Hates Prop 8, Los Angeles Comedy Scene
Has the comedy world learned nothing from the time it angered Brooke Shields with jokes about a freshly-dead Estelle Getty? Apparently not, since it now falls to Twilight star Robert Pattinson to cry, "Too soon!" -
#awards
Today in Awards Hell: 'Slumdog,' Heath Ledger's Relatives Prepare Oscar Speeches
Your annual Oscar anticlimax is officially underway, with Heath Ledger, Penélope Cruz and Slumdog Millionaire — among other familiar names — once again dominating the weekend's awards news.




