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more about #heidimontag more comments → The Dewd: I was subjected to a forced viewing of this show yesterday, and marveled at the sheer banality of the non-problems plaguing these poor tormented creat... more » mimigoliath: I have never watched this show, but I will never forget that the five minutes I had to watch before the MTV Movie Awards this summer were instantly re... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » metoometoo: I swear to God, I downloaded Comic Life a couple of months ago, specifically to create recaps of The Hills for my blog. But after messing around with ... more » Awesome X: I'm thankful for this. more » Mike Jahn: Don't knock these people. Heidi and Spencer last night became the only people in the history of celebrity to disgust the entire cast and crew of "The ... more » Conchie Birdie: No respectable doctor would treat these people. more » susannahrebecca: You forgot to include the transcript of Heidi's prayer to her "Heavenly Father" where she thanks him for her outfit. I nearly peed my pants. more » HenryLovesFonzie: Bets on how many times they say "What happens in Vegas..." next week. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: When will it end? #thehills more » shag_carpet_bomb: "I'm done with you" ohhh, don't say it if you don't mean it. #thehills more » hamburgerhotdog: Kristen and Audrina should have a black eyeliner-off. Whoever can rim their eyes to look most like a panda bear wins the heart of Justin Bobby. #thehills more » HenryLovesFonzie: A hairstylist. Because, really Kristin? You're on a popular reality show and you can't come up with anything better than a sloppy ponytail... Also, ... more » blix: There will be silly string. #thehills more » freudeschaden: wasn't Stephanie arrested last week for DUI? #thehills more » -
#recaps
The Hills: Comic Book Adventures in Finale Land
Sadly another season of this show has come and gone. Like most episodes, nothing happened, but the plot still seemed to progress. That's why we translated the action into serial comic form. It's later, the same day... More » -
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The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas
On The Hills, nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It's like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages. Now you can see exactly what we mean, because we made our own.
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#recaps
The Hills: Later, The Same Day...
Nothing ever seems to happen on The Hills, yet the plot still progresses. It's like another masterpiece of serialized fiction: Apartment 3G. Ever wonder what this show would look like as a comic strip?
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#recaps
The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers
Heidi got some puppies for her birthday, but that's not enough. She has her prop neighbor child over to try to convince Spencer it's time to have kids. We know she's not ready, but she's already practicing by telling stories. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre
Heidi Montag can't just have any old birthday party, she has to have an extravaganza in her glass coffin and invite all the dueling princesses to come. Drama ensues. But even more exciting than the party is the preparation. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: They Tried to Make Her Go to Rehab
Getting sober is nothing to joke about, but it is the cause for some very, very serious reality television moments. Just ask Holly Montag, who refutes accusations that she is a drunk with slurry, drink-in-hand dances. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Text and Subtext
It happened to Paris Hilton, and now Justin Bobby's cell phone has been hacked! The internet was abuzz today with all of the text messages he's been sending. We have the full transcript and a video! More » -
#fameballs
Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
Accustomed to being paid for doing absolutely nothing, reality television performance artist Heidi Montag refused to attend her own sister's birthday without compensation. What's the union rate for siblings? More » -
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#twitterati
New York Times Has Baghdad Kitten for Twitterati
A New York Times reporter trafficked in kitten pictures; Julia Allison's fashion scheme spread like a virus; and everyone decided gay people need special handling. The Twitterati were hatching schemes. More » -
#recaps
The Hills and The City Kiss Princes to Make Frogs
There was a lot of ticking last night. Heidi's biological clock was making noise and so was the time bomb of Roxy working at People's Revolution. Oh, and Audrina was ticked off, but no one seems to care. More » -
#thehills
The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More » -
#travesty
The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Moolah
Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn't make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More » -
#realitychronicles
Changes Rocking The Hills Threaten to Shatter Reality/Un-Reality Continum
In news that has rocked fake-Hollywood, Audrina Patridge announced today she is leaving MTV's quasi-reality show The Hills sending industry analysts into coma-like stupors attempting to figure out what this means, or if it means anything. More » -
#gossiproundup
Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha's Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It's Monday's Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Heidi and Spencer Wreak Havoc on the Miss Universe Pageant
Speidi acts the ass at the Miss Universe pageant, Sting's status as a sexual God is bullshit, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush reconcile, Jason Schwartzman got married, Marc Jacobs is getting married, and Amy Winehouse goes on a 48-hour bender. More » -
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Sherri Shepherd Tries to Help Andy Dick Find Jesus
Sherri Shepherd tried to religionize Andy Dick, Heidi claims Spencer makes her orgasm 20-30 times a day, the George Clooney gay rumors are back, Nick Lachey is lonely, Lindsay Lohan scored an acting gig and Mischa Barton has cellulite. More » -
#magazines
Heidi Montag's Playboy Spread Confirmed As Impossibly Lame
When it was announced that Heidi Montag was posing "tastefully" nude for Playboy, it was mildly shocking to imagine her controlling little boy-goblin letting her do such a thing. Now it makes sense — she's not nude in the photos. More » -
#hills316
The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi
While Lauren Conrad tries to leverage her Hills fame into a "writing" career, Heidi and Spencer have already found their next costar: God. [Jezebel] -
#punchingbags
Everyone's Just Gonna Rip on Heidi & Spencer Today
After Al Roker showed the reality baubles how it's done in his neck of the woods earlier, the gurgling pair were taken to task by the Furies at The View. Whoopi said they were gonna end up on the street. More » -
#successstories
Heidi Gets Permission from Spencer to Show Everyone Her Hills
Heidi Montag has taken the next necessary step in all great American success stories. The Hills star will appear nude (but "tasteful") in the September issue of Playboy. The bearded figure seen lurking in the background will be Spencer. [People] More »
