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more about #hillaryclinton more comments → Baroness: Jacqueline Kennedy's omerta seems classier every year. more » futuremrsrickankiel: You forgot the Empowering Singalong... female independence is never attained without an Empowering Singalong. more » Lysergic Asset: Devil's Advocate: Is it better or worse (for his wife or in the general concept) that Gov. Sanford 'fell in love' with another woman instead of just h... more » BowlingForDollars: I hope Elin Woods is reading this post. more » jackbarber: Want to bet? Actually / if necessary: this will most likely / definitely happen. P.s. Kerry to Sec St. Seriously -- why would Obama NOT do this. ... more » MrInBetween: A far more inspired (and likely) VP swap would be Biden-for-Rahm. more » MisterHippity: Well, you know what they say ... Thunder only happens when it's rainin'. more » Mike Jahn: That's a shot across the bow of a Palin candidacy. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Biden just needs time to take care of his 1981 Pontiac Trans Am. [www.theonion.com] more » MisterHippity: Oh Stevie Nicks .... won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff? Oh. Sorry. Saw the record cover and had a little flashback to h... more » Airvault: This rumor is hardly new. Go look up a Chris Matthews interview on Charlie Rose from a few months back where he says the same thing. more » naugahydeinplainsight: No way to gracefully drop Biden from the ticket (the VP selection being a president's first and most important decision). Except maybe through a job s... more » Magister: Is Hillary considered "incredibly popular" because of all the nice things Sarah Palin has been saying about her on Fox? more » BowlingForDollars: I like this rumor. more » HenryLovesFonzie: "Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man." more » -
#howto
Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
Jenny Sanford's husband, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, cheated on his wife with an Argentinean lover. Now, with his political career is in shambles, it's time for Jenny Sanford's star to shine bright! And make a decent buck, too. More » -
#hotrumors
'Hot Rumor' Alert: Hil for Veep?
Oh boy, a "hot rumor!" Those are our favorite rumors, bar none! What is it exactly, U.S. News? Hm. It seems that "the hot rumor in Washington" is that Obama will replace Biden with Hillary Clinton, on the 2012 ticket. More » -
#picoftheday
Hillary Clinton Has No Flaws Whatsoever
[Secretary of State Hillary Clinton—alongside Indian ambassador to the U.S. Meera Shankar—beams at the arrival of Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh at the White House today. Step inside to see Joe Biden's reaction. Image via Getty] More » -
#picoftheday
Head of State
[There's nothing to hide the flaws in an extreme closeup of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton taken during a press conference at the U.S. embassy in Kabul today. Image via Getty] -
#already
Introducing the David Paterson 2010 Campaign
Oh boy. Clinton campaign strategist and avowed Mark Penn-enemy Harold Ickes is running David Paterson's reelection campaign, apparently, so let's all pray for a divisive and lengthy primary battle. (Maybe it can be racially charged, too!) More » -
#event
Get Ready for Obama Day
This November 3rd, sheeple everywhere will mark the one year anniversary of Barack Obama's election. Glenn Beck will probably cry copious tears. More » -
#politics
Hillary Not Running For President, Unless You're Asking Tina Brown
Gosh, will Hillary run for president again or what? Anyone know? Has anyone asked her? She really wanted to be president, didn't she? Someone should probably ask her if she still wants to be president. Oh, Ann Curry? More » -
#politics
Will Clinton's "Conspiracy" Comments Hurt Obama?
Sheesh! It's like the 90s all over again. First we have a controversy over the Oklahoma City bombing and now Bill Clinton's talking about a "vast right-wing conspiracy" aimed at Obama. Maybe he shouldn't have said anything at all. More » -
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#confessions
Beck Prefers Obama Over "Weird" McCain, But Loves Hillary Best
Katie Couric's first foray into internet interviewing was a success! Well, it's getting some press, at least, because the ubiquitous Glenn Beck admitted a secret love for Hillary and trashed McCain, whom he thinks would have done worse than Obama. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson and the Tale of the Dead Bitch
Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al's vice-president. And Jude Law's baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#politics
Clinton to Run for New York Guv, Republicans with No Clinton Connections Claim
Hmm! Former McCain blogger and current Weekly Standard blogger Michael Goldfarb says his boss says two sources say Hillary Clinton is going to resign as Secretary of State to run for... Governor of New York!(?) More » -
#kennedyclan
Does Joe Kennedy's Senate Refusal Mean the End of Political Dynasty?
There may be no new Kennedy Idol after all! Joseph Kennedy II, RFK's son, said he won't run for his late Uncle Ted's Senate seat, which means Massachusetts will not have a Kennedy lawmaker for the first time since 1946. More » -
#freelancers
State Dept. Has Known (and Done Nothing) about its Afghan Animal House
The world's shocked and appalled by news and photos that private security forces guarding the American embassy in Kabul, act like pre-teen cave men. Here's something that won't improve the situation: the government's known all along! More » -
#thekennedyclan
Who Will Be The Next Kennedy Idol?
In the wake of Ted Kennedy's death, many people are assuming the age of Camelot has come to an end. These people have obviously forgotten the family's fecundity, for there are plenty of Kennedy's to take the helm.
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#scandal
Obama, Clinton Fundraiser Accused of Idiotic $74 Million Fraud
Here's a word to the wise: if you're going to ask a bank for a $74 million loan, be sure to have some outside help. And definitely don't give them referential phone numbers that are registered under your name. More » -
#americasmayor
Giuliani Weighing NY Gov Run, But He Really Shouldn't
Failed presidential candidate and "America's mayor" Rudy Giuliani has been shuffling around New York to shuck up support for a potential Gubernatorial run come 2010, but should really reconsider. Because, honestly, his dreams will likely be squashed. Thus, a warning.... More » -
#batteringrahm
The Two Sides of Rahm Emanuel: Sociopathic Political Hitman and Puppy Lover
Today, in the New York Times awesome profile on Rahm Emanuel, some great stories. Chief among them: Rahm not getting invited to Camp David, Rahm nixing Sidney Blumenthal's role in Hilary Clinton's office, and Rahm the "pile driver." But why?
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#unleashedfury
Hillary Clinton Growls, Shows Her Teeth
Oh my! Listen kids, whatever you do, don't ask Hillary Clinton about her husband's opinions on foreign affairs, because she will swallow you whole and eat you alive, just like she did this poor African student this afternoon! More » -
#reportersinperil
Can Bill Clinton Charm Kim Jong Il?
Remember Laura Ling and Euna Lee, the journalists for Al Gore's Current.TV locked up in a North Korean prison for crossing that country's border? Well, since Gore and Hillary haven't been successful securing their release, they're sending in The Closer. More »
