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more about #horacemann more comments → ihatetwitter: There is too much attention paid to bazonga cancer. My dad is currently fighting asshole cancer and it is far more common. Of course women also have t... more » PinkPundit: Damn, I'm not keeping up with the times. I always thought they were "gazongas." #horacemann more » LatestBy: Come on. At least spell all those Nick Gerards names right. #horacemann more » Nick Gerard: Come on. At least spell my name right. #horacemann more » Rozelle’s Bagman: I just think it's great that a prep school newspaper can use Bazongas in a hed and the NYT can't. Not even in Maureen Dowd's column. more » metoometoo: Ooh, I know Scott Rogowsky! He is funny and a nice guy. I can't imagine that his speech was really offensive. #horacemann more » onebadclam: Grawl dogs? C.H.U.D.s not good enough for you pampered snobs? #horacemann more » pmarble: Wouldn't it be a wee bit weird if a female speaker said she mostly liked a guy because of his giant weiner/package/trouser snake/fill in your own sill... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Just wait til some guy wants to motor boat her bazongas. #horacemann more » shostakobitch: I want to put my grawl dog betwixt some bazongas. #horacemann more » SaraRueful: Ooh, someone needs to tell Leah Byland about that college "journalist" from Fairfield University. #horacemann more » boozeshaman: After too many refreshments, I once boorishly asserted that Farrah Fawcett had died of "pussy cancer," and was quickly made aware that, not only was ... more » TedSez: This is nuts. These students should find some stones, stop bawling over spilt milk, sack up, and go back to taking tests. #horacemann more » TheBusinessGuy: I'm waiting for this to be on Fox News. #horacemann more » Swifter: Possible new uses of this word: "Flight of the Bazongas" "Bazonga Nation" "When Bazongas are outlawed, only outlaws will have Bazongas" "The Bazonga ... more » -
#kidstoday
Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
Breaking Horace Mann news: "Former Student Body Presidents' performances in last Tuesday's assembly caused heated discussions regarding sexism, men's bigotry, and the boundaries of comedic relief among students and faculty in classrooms, advisories, and club meetings this past week." More » -
#moments
Graduating Like a Gossip Girl
If you're like us, your high school graduation was in some sweaty gymnasium or on a grass-barren athletic field. Not so for the youngs of wealthy New York, who graduated in glorious fashion recently. The New York Observer was there. More » -
#aporkalypsenow
Swine Flu Panic Paralyzes Horace Mann
Horace Mann, New York's most Gossip Girl-esque private school, is closing due to SWINE FLU fears. If there's one way to revive the city's panic, it's getting private school parents involved! Update: Read the memo. More » -
#sad
Lovable Horace Mann Promises He's Over High School
Horace Mann alum Charles Stam is done obsessing over his old school, he says in a New York update on Stam's old high school. Also: More » -
#fromthemailbag
Horace Mann's Little Roy Cohn Writes Letters
Little right-wing creep kid Charles Stam sent a two thousand word letter to the editor of the Horace Mann Record, his high-school paper. More » -
