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more about #humor more comments → MessiahsHandle: Wow, who knew the Bible was such a downer....maybe Christians should read something more inspirational...like maybe the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pa... more » ajackarmstrong: Wow, liberals truly are morons. The quote is a clever way to say Obama does not live or govern with Christian values and praying that he only serve on... more » Trai_Dep: Update: looks like Cafe Press yanked the shirt, to their credit. more » Dot: So much for that "sanctity of life" idea, my skewed-way-to-the-right-of-sanity little rays of sunshine. more » David Monroe: I'm a Quaker and can assure you that "A Cry for Vengeance," is NOT one of the foundational values of MY Christianity. This sickens and disturbs me. I'... more » rachel_hoiles: I'm also a Christian democrat, and I voted for and support Barack Obama. Conservative, religous extremists are the problem here, not Christianity in g... more » BicycleShed: These people will never learn. For weeks in advance they prayed for rain the night of Obama's Convention speech and it turned out to be a beautiful n... more » hotpinklovesofa: It's nut jobs like this that get this type of media coverage that make the world think that all of America is fucking crazy. I go to Europe and the a... more » SlappySquirrel: In all fairness, Psalm 109:8 says: '"Let his days be few; and let another take his office." The rest of the Psalm is pretty scary, but the death thr... more » aielam: Not all Christians are like this. I'm a liberal/democrat. I voted for and continue to support Obama. I pray for his safety, and did even before he was... more » Spirit Fingers: Who knew you could turn Christianity into a gang? Apparently all of these people. By rights their Bibles should engulf them all into a huge wall of si... more » drunkenbeggar: When the republicans had a president in office, anyone speaking out against him was labeled a "terrorist" or "not a patriot." Now that a democrat is ... more » NigelAstydameia: Neither American nor Christian--the right has truly lost its collective mind (not to mention morals). more » skharston: These people are not Christians, conservative or otherwise. They are simply ignorant, mean-spirited bigots. True Christians do not behave this way. more » OMG! Ponies!: So if a Muslim, quoting the Qu'ran, preaches violence against Americans, he's a terrorist. But if a Christian hides behind the Bible to call for the ... more » -
#biblestudy
Christian Conservatives Praying for God to Kill Obama
There's a hilarious new meme in the wingnut sectors of the internet: someone's coined a bumper sticker slogan encouraging people to pray for Barack Obama. But here's the funny part: it's really a secret Christian code for "Kill the President!'
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#television
Who's Turned on Family Guy?
After much deliberation, Microsoft has decided against sponsoring the upcoming Family Guy special, 'Seth MacFarlane's Holocaust Incest Tampon Hour.' They join an illustrious list of Family Guy haters.
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#humor
Jonah Goldberg's Funny Joke About Affordable Housing
The UN Human Rights Council has a special rapporteur investigating affordable housing conditions in New York, which is depressing, frankly, unless you are Jonah Goldberg, in which case it is hilarious. More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Regretsy: Hysterically Bad Trips into Arts and Crafts
Maybe you've heard of Etsy, the uber-twee site allowing "creative" types to sell their "arts and crafts" "wares." Imagine shopping at Michael's on crack. Regretsy, which finds the most insane things on Etsy, is like shopping Michael's on acid. More » -
#mario
Conan's New Backdrop Sure Looks Familiar…
Conan's new Tonight Show set sure is nice, but the guys at Serious Lunch noticed that his new monologue backdrop looks pretty familiar. As in Mushroom Kingdom familiar. [Gizmodo] -
#television
Late Night Hosts Feast on Sweat of Poor Comedy Drones
Oh, to write jokes for one of those late night TV shows! Seriously, please, let me do that. Those staff writers get paid. But the freelancers get totally screwed! More » -
#advertising
Using Dubya's Death to Sell Doritos
Doritos had the public submit proposed Super Bowl ads. Here's a concept that didn't win, for some reason: Pretzels have killed idiot President George W. Bush, eat Doritos instead! Ha. That's "not funny." More » -
#publicrelations
Virgin Sues Blogger Over Fake Ad, Gives Fake Ad Massive Exposure
Virgin is always making those cheeky ads for itself, right? But when a blogger does it in obvious parody style, Virgin sues them. Scrubs. More » -
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#funnyjokes
Wall Street People: Not Funny
Wall Street big shots have their own exclusive fratty Friar-like club called "Kappa Beta Phi" that met last week for its annual—and allegedly humorous—to-do. Let us list some of the unfunny jokes that occurred: More » -
#theonion
The Joke Is The Price
Far be it from us to tell somebody not to sell a useless item on eBay for an absurdly high price, but how much is a single joke from an Onion staff writer really worth? More » -
#crime
If You Don't Buy This Stock, We'll Kill This Dog
Execs at the National Lampoon are charged with illegally inflating the company's stock price, which leads to a blogger making a predictable joke. Comedy sucks these days. [TheStreet.com] -
#lawsuits
England Is Now Safe For Irony
A "landmark" court ruling in the UK means that it is now legal to make jokes there (without having to pay millions in defamation damages). Jokes about Elton John, especially. More » -
#dailyshow
Historic Footage Of Blago Missing The Joke
Did you know that newsworthy corrupt politician ROD BLAGOJEVICH once appeared on the humorous Daily Show, in 2006, and was not sure if they were joking, or what? Clip below, because it's Saturday: More »
