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more about #icanhazmasturpeesuz more comments → hamburgerhotdog: Really people? Has the JA bar been lowered so far down you think this is amusing? She's terrible at trying to be funny, but doesn't know it. Even tha... more » DennyCrane: #headasplode #juliaallison more » The Dewd: I'm surprised no one has pointed out the guy at 0:08 blatantly picking his nose, examining the booger on his finger, then going in to dig for more gold. more » Auntie_Meme: I've come full circle and wish you would post MORE about Julia Allison. It's not that she is funny on her own; more like she is comedy's muse. The com... more » DavidWatts: This video is very funny and I am a fan. Could IMPROV COMEDY be JA's secret talent?!?!?!?!?! I hope not, for her sake, because, just jesus, there is j... more » DevilsAvocadoRedux: Until now, there has been much debate over whether or not art criticism died in the 1970s. Before tonight, I would have suggested it still had a twit... more » DevilsAvocadoRedux: "If you were to take the temperature of the art world with a thermometer, where would you put that thermometer?" Rectal. Definitely rectal. #juliaall... more » SpyMagician: I think you’re too harsh on this. It’s actually pretty decent. A bit too smirky, but otherwise a decent thing. It actually reminds me of James K... more » MisterHippity: You can tell always tell an art-world leper by its spots. more » random_play: This is a thing of beauty. How can you say you don't love her now? Ironically, non-ironically, it's full of win. #ironicjuliafans #juliaallison more » MrInBetween: Watched 10 seconds, muted. That was enough to see that her dress is a horror show. Makes her right upper arm look like a spotted rump roast. #juliaall... more » Baroness: That was the most ferociously irritating two minutes of my life that I will never get back. Seriously, groped- for- my- Lizzie Borden- hatchet bad. #... more » smithhimself: Foster, I sense the onset of Weekend Gawker Despair. Time to fall in love, move to Bali or...I know...find a dog who is happy when you come home from... more » Swifter: I've got some etchings Julia could see here on the Houseboat of Misfit Toys. #juliaallison more » Matt Cherette: Speak of the devil... #juliaallison more » -
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Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
I know, I know. GOD, Julia Allison, when will you stop posting about her, she totally sucks, etc, etc. Well, stuff this in your empty comment box and smoke it: Julia Allison, doing performance art, about art. I'm serious. More » -
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Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks
Art Nerds with Computers fight. About what? The Whitney Museum's new website either sucks or really sucks, says New Museum's web designer. Also, the New York Public Library lion looks like the MGM Grand lion. And sucks. Me-yow. [AFC] -
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Regretsy: Hysterically Bad Trips into Arts and Crafts
Maybe you've heard of Etsy, the uber-twee site allowing "creative" types to sell their "arts and crafts" "wares." Imagine shopping at Michael's on crack. Regretsy, which finds the most insane things on Etsy, is like shopping Michael's on acid. More » -
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Who Stole Andy Warhol?
Big Trouble in West L.A: Ten Andy Warhol paintings depicting athletes were cat burgled from the house of rich L.A. businessman and art collector Richard Weisman. Involved are a housekeeper/nanny, an anonymous $1M reward, and 70s model Cheryl Tiegs. What? More » -
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Bravo's New Art-World Reality Show Promises To Be Patently Ridiculous, Awesome
The New York Times dared to brave the auditions for Bravo's newest foray into, well, giving existentialists like big-dick-owning/hating Jean-Paul Sartre more credence: a reality competition featuring artists making art. What'd they find? Fish, in a neon-lit, jewel-encrusted barrel. More » -
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A Context-Free, Comment-Free Review Of Contemporary Art, With Suggestions
Things I Did On My July 4th Vacation: hit up The New Museum's Younger Than Jesus exhibition. It's a contemporary art exhibit showcasing only artists born after 1976. It ends today. Here is what I saw, presented without comment. More »
