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more about #idiocracyisreal more comments → raincoaster: Why enter? You'll just end up locked in a house with Rachel Marsden, and that NEVER ends well. more » Smitros: I may have to give this a shot. And if they don't pick me, it will just prove that WaPo doesn't care about semi-Hellenic armadillos. more » Perhaps Not: I'm sorry, $200 per column? Howard Kurtz blows his nose with $200 every time he turns on his computer. It's in his contract. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Paging Mr. Hippity... more » Unsolicited Advice: I feel enormous empathy for the underpaid sucker who's going to have to read four thousand uninformed, illiterate rants about health care. more » Rev. Paul T. Hipple: I could channel God for them, but I doubt seriously He would want His message soiled by delivery through the WaPo. Perhaps Fox News has a similar con... more » Pope John Peeps II: I'd enter one of my famous Thomas Friedman: Magical Retard fake columns, but his actual colums already blow mine away in terms of satire. more » Astigmatism: I'm so going to win this. I think stuff about things. more » Hamilton Nolan: $200 a column? Not an economics pundit, presumably. more » Trai_Dep: To absolve themselves of prosecution bias, I demand the WA police open a casefile on the male-staffed Bearistas cafe chain. Geez, I hope their steamed... more » Trai_Dep: I'm unsure if this is right. After all, the cholesterol in whipped cream is very unhealthy. more » blix: So close, break 100 and it's strippers and java for all. Basketball for the gentlemen and donut ring-toss for the ladies. more » thatgirlinnewyork: this is what goes down when patrons don't fill the tip jar. times are tough! more » Cunning_Linguist: This sounds nothing like prostitution and a helluva lot like stripping. Stripping with the possibility of 3rd degree burns. more » BookishLookish: Mmm, frothy. more » -
#deathofprint
The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
Internet blogs are killing newspapers and stealing from them and full of blowhards who don't know what they're talking about, so where does the Washington Post look for it's next "great pundit"? The internet. More » -
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Barista Prostitution Sting Stuns Washington State Espresso Purists
Police in Everett, Wash., have broken up a prostitution ring operating out of an espresso stand. The baristas were the prostitutes. Welcome to the future.
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#idiocracyisreal
Politico's Emmy Dreams
We've long known that Politico exists for no other reason than to make money by celebrating and enabling the continuing devolution of political reporting into content-free, America-hurting cable-news idiocy. But it's still sad to see them actually admit it. More » -
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This Is How the Republican Revolution Ends
Indicted former GOP House Majority Leader Tom DeLay will be a contestant on Dancing With the Stars. Terri Schiavo's dead—what else did you expect him to do? More » -
#poetry
North to the Future
Last night, Conan O'Brien staged a dramatic reading of Sarah Palin's farewell speech/mad triumphant soul-cry as read by William Shatner and accompanied by bongos and stand-up bass. More » -
#badvertising
Everything Wrong with the Internet in One Gaming Banner Ad Campaign
If you believe technology is rapidly turning us all into hedonistic degenerates, these advertisements for an online video game give you a perfect case study. The game, Evony, is about empire-building strategy. The ads, increasingly, are about boobage.
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#lovebirds
Marion Barry: Ladies' Man
The Washington City Paper has landed a treasure-trove of voicemails and other recordings documenting the ongoing episode of COPS that is former D.C. mayor Marion Barry's relationship with the girlfriend he was arrested for stalking on Saturday. More » -
#fishslime
Sarah Palin Continues Her Brutal War on the Media
Not content with ruining the Fourth of July weekends of dozens of cable-news personalities and producers, Sarah Palin followed up by dragging poor Andrea Mitchell and a bunch of other saps to some godforsaken fishing hole in Alaska last night. More » -
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#wingnuts
Emboldened By Olive Garden's Cowardice, the 'Fire David Letterman' Crowd Marches On
A controversy erupted Thursday afternoon when Politico reported that Olive Garden was pulling its Late Show advertising in the wake of the controversy over Letterman's Palin jokes. Olive Garden then denied this. Regardless, the "Fire Letterman" crowd wants more blood. More » -
#protests
Having No Other Purpose, Hillary Deadenders Target Letterman
The Olive Garden has pulled its ads—or maybe not!—from rapes-with-his-mouth David Letterman's late-night show about impregnating 14-year-old girls. Why would they do that? Because the PUMA crowd threatened a boycott. Of course. Wait, remember them? More » -
#layoffs
Dethroned Porn Model Carrie Prejean Says She Was Set Up
Matt Lauer is on fire when it comes to booking developmentally delayed Republican ladies. First it was Sarah Palin this morning, followed by Carrie Prejean, who says her "dethroning" as Miss California was a set-up just like Marion Barry. More » -
#rape
Sarah Palin Calls For Uprising Against Letterman's Perverted Tyranny
Sarah Palin went on the Today Show this morning to tell everyone to "rise up" against David Letterman, the noted TV rapist and "so-called comedian." More » -
#retractions
Guantanamo Bay Video Game Is Cancelled, So Everybody Can Stop Being Angry
"Rendition: Guantanamo," the British video game purportedly being developed for the XBox360 featuring a Gitmo detainee "fighting back" against his captors, has been nixed by its developer. That was quick! More » -
#idiocracyisreal
Fox News Ditches Old Crazy Beauty Queen For Newer, Stupider Crazy Beauty Queen
Carrie Prejean, the clinically stupid "opposite marriage" proponent and wind-challenged pornography model, will fill in for Fox's Gretchen Carlson (Miss America '89), on Fox & Friends later this month. More » -
#science
Sarah Palin Recklessly Breaks the Most Important Law of the Universe
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has started a Twitter account. Her bio says she is "Creating New Energy for Alaskans as governor of the 49th state!" Which is illegal according to God. Stone her! -
#teabagging
Oh ... That's What That Means: Fox News Learns the Definition of 'Teabagging'
Foxnews.com has published a screed taking the mainstream media to task for their "orally charged" coverage of the tea parties: Namely, the repeated use of the term "teabagging" for giggles. More »
