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    MelitaPolyhymnia: I'm lookin' at this as a turnaround. 2000 was great, then we had the events of 9/11 (R.I.P.), and the Yankees went down the tube. Been that way for ... more »
    mommy_dearest: My ladyparts don't get credit the way they should. I'm not sure for what, but they're magical, too. #derekjeter more »
    sarrible: I'm pretty sure they make a new trophy every year. It's not like the Stanley Cup. Still, Steinbrenner might want to Febreze that shit. #derekjeter more »
    Glib and Bitchy: So what you're telling me is, that isn't just silver polish on the trophy? #derekjeter more »
    Matt Cherette: Today's posts seem to be running the gamut when it comes to anatomy. #derekjeter more »
    resipsaloquacious: Tested, indeed. It is now the trophy that keeps on giving. #derekjeter more »
    Mount_Prion: Said it before, and I'll say it again. Let the Right One In. Again: Let the Right One In. #vampires more »
    OMG! Ponies!: Twilight isn't a cause but it is a symptom. By and large, I agree with this article. Basically, it's been a slow decline since The Lost Boys. Look ... more »
    saralapua: I agree that vampire mania needs to go away and it will because that what happens with fads that have a ridiculous crescendo like this one. But your ... more »
    snugbug: I think this post angered the Transylvanian-born Hungarian IT team because suddenly not only are the early comments dissolving into the ether but the ... more »
    Spirit Fingers: Er, Foster I can't agree with you entirely. While the current put vampire on everything (Sweet Jesus have you been to a mall lately? Photos of that da... more »
    Orgasmic-Chemist: True Blood is amazing. Plus, having sex right after watching it is always a bit kinkier, which is enough of a reason for me to love a show. #vampires more »
    dkissam: Vampires are inserts in romance for areas that used to be covered by dukes in historical romance, doctors in 1950s hospital romance, Greek tycoons in ... more »
    Super_fly: in the past decade or so there's only three instances when i find vampires ok. From Dusk til Dawn, Blade and now True Blood, because even though some ... more »
    sarrible: From Dusk Till Dawn is a completely awesome movie. #vampires more »
  • #wtf

    Minka Kelly Will Only Satisfy Derek Jeter to a Certain Point

    The supposedly magical ladyparts of Kate Hudson and Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly are being credited for their respective boyfriends'—Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter—awe-inspiring post-season performance. Here's hoping Ms. Kelly doesn't get jealous of Jeter's new girlfriend. More »
  • #fuckinvampires

    Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?

    Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til' Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should've been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are. More »
  • #mediaite

    What's Barack Obama got in common with Megan Fox? Mediaite/Rachel Sklar knows. Sigh.

  • #watersports

    Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss

    Giving new meaning to the expression "pissing rain," astronauts who haven't been able to land due to bad weather ended up dumping a large amount of waste from the International Space Station, which left a light trail. [SPACE.com]
  • #notafraidtobeservicey

    The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps

    While America's medical debates rage on, many of its significant members, of all colors and sizes, limply, quietly weep to themselves: penises. But! This is one health care package making serious progress: flaccid penises demand innovation, as the Times discovered. More »
  • #leggy

    The White House Photog Pool Has A Leg Fetishist Amongst Their Ranks

    Yes, this photograph actually came from The Official White House Photostream, and it is a hypnotizing as it is curiously strange. Who took it? Who are the women in the picture? What is being said, here?! More »
  • #nutrition

    Kate Moss, Lily Allen, and The Rock Chick Diet

    Want to know how awesome starlets Lily Allen and Kate Moss stay in shape? This isn't a joke about blowcaine! You can do it, too. Kate and Lily took the most awesome Rock Chick vacay ev-ah and looked awesome. How? More »
  • #mysteries

    Modern Love Investigation: Do Old People, Like, Do It?

    Ah, Modern Love: the New York Times' intellectualizing of chemicals that float between us. Many are awful, some are wonderful, and most are uncomfortable. Today's no different, as they answer an..age-old..question: are old people fucking? More »
  • #headlineoftheday

    Breaking Economic News

    America's fiscal crisis finally hits us where it hurts. We hear the prices these days are obscene. (Very special thanks to tipster A.H.) [Reuters]
  • #badideas

    In Which We Fill in the 'Times' Mad-Lib

  • #headlines

    "Great tits cope well with warming" [BBC via YM]

  • #obits

    Rich Lowry Wins Office Pool