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more about #jaredpaulstern more comments → son of spam: On the other hand, he started with nothing and now he's the rich guy surrounded by hot women and insane cars. The laugh is on whom? more » xmonkeydr: I guess being a fishmonger is the only way to achieve entrepreneurial success in old Europe. That's fine but what he did to those cars is inexcusable... more » LilyBlue: Fake teeth, fake tans, fake title, fake tits. Marcus and his friends belong on FakeBook. more » depardoo: Hot Chicks with Douchebags. more » Rumpelstilskin: I am grooving on the golden horse behind the be-ermined prince, would that be what Moses warned us about? Are drunk worship service orgies about to co... more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Ah yes, the Butcher Prince of Germany. I wonder if his father is the Sausage King? His mother must be the DQ (that's Dairy Queen, of course!). more » sassypants: Christ. That's just a LOT of plastic surgery gone horribly, horribly wrong. His face is reminiscent of the Joker's... more » shostakobitch: but who is the world's poorest asshole? more » i'm a bottle: Actually, he's not really a prince of anything. Nobility and titles have no standing in German law. Any German has the right to use any "title" they... more » TuxedoUWS: Ummm, you left out one important thing- BIG TITS. Small breasted women (or fat ones) don't get to be fameballs. more » Lazy Susan: So you saying there's no one I can fuck for a fameball? more » son of spam: So posting pictures of my dick on websites isn't gonna cut it? Time for Plan B. more » LeGagneur: Parts of this article make me feel like Fameballs are some sort of Chia Pet. more » TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing: Can I be honest here? I still don't know who Julia Allison is? What she does? Where she came from? I've just read the name over and over on Gawker. Ot... more » Not The Red Baron: I like this article. I'm quietly a bit of a fan of Julia's, simply because she fulfills all of the above criteria so awesomely, and doesn't ever fall ... more » -
#identifications
World's Richest A$$hole
Jared Paul Stern, appropriately, identifies the World's Richest Asshole. It's not Ron Burkle. More » -
#fieldguide
So You Want to Be a Fameball?
Too often, random people contact us, begging to be covered as fameballs. What they don't realize is that fameballdom is an organic process. This guide will help your effort to become ubiquitous and despicable:
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#yearinreview
The Best (and Worst) Sex Scandals of 2008
Amid 2008's many sex scandals, it was a miracle there was any time left to monitor an epochal presidential election. There were many genuine, dirty affairs — and some duds inevitably got overhyped.
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