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more about #jayz more comments → A Message To Rudy: "LADY Gaga? Are you subject of the kingdom because I don't recall bestowing that title upon you." more » RollsRoyceRevenge: My understanding is that Queen Elizabeth is rather small, and she seems to tower over Gaga, who, between this and the outfit, resembles the kind of fu... more » Helio: Foxwoods can't be any trashier than Mohegan Sun, which is another "massive, trashy casino in Connecticut where I once spent" 20 grueling minutes pissi... more » AndIAmTellingYou: To Carrie Prejean: Get a job! You know what they say about idle hands... more » BookishLookish: That dress on Gaga is genius. But those emerald earrings on Jolie are to die. more » DahlELama: I judged Taylor Swift by her SNL performance, so I may as well wait another week and do the same with her man candy. I do, however, find him quite pre... more » secretagentman: I read on Nikki Finke (Toldja!) that Lautner will be playing 'Max Steel' in a big new movie. i was elated til I realized it wasn't a gay porno. I hope... more » BlinkyMcChuck: Taylor Lautner is pretty enough to make you feel gay, even if you are not. That boy is smoking hot. more » iplaudius: Taylor Swift’s SNL appearance sealed it for me too. If you need to be convinced that Taylor Lautner is an alright kid, watch his appearance on t... more » Motoko Kusanagi: Typical narcissist couple -- they look identical to each other. more » Ogiri W Surie: Sorry, since when is that proto-human brow thing Taylor Lautner has going on, considered attractive? Kids these days, I don't get them. And, get off... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: It's all a big plot to take over the world by the skinny people with six-packs and overbites. more » seyswho: Somebody pass the bottle and the pipe, because I just cannot stomach another sober minute of hearing about the endless parade of interchangeable tween... more » ninety_nine: Should have pitched it to Deadspin more » AzureTexan: "Julia Roberts is the face of Lancome." Oh, cool, does this mean Judd Nelson will be the new face of Aqua Velva Ice Sport? more » -
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Lady Gaga Meets the Queen of England
Angelina's secret second family: seven Muslim children, and a wife. Lady Gaga spawns jokes about old queens, Suri Cruise goes glam like never before, Tiger Woods' wife buys a mansion in Sweden. Tuesday gossip keeps coming back for more. More » -
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Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
Taylor² (Lautner and Swift) are awesome, and even Kings of Leon say so. Amy Adams: having a baby, and this too, is awesome. Naomi Campbell, Julia Roberts, and George Stephanopoulos give me 90s nostalgia. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
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The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
Derek Jeter: planning on sexing Minka Kelly in all 62 rooms of St. Jetersburg. Sandra Bullock's new look: chola. Anna Wintour: apartment shopping for spawn. Diddy and Jay-Z: alone with caviar? Alec Baldwin: apocalyptic. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
RobPatz and K-Stew are doing it, a lot, instead of promotions. Jay-Z doesn't want to piss off Beyonce. Christie Brinkley: psycho. Diddy: birthday boy. Marv Albert Vs. 50 Cent? Fight of the year! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#anthems
Important Questions: Is Jay-Z's 'Empire State of Mind' the New 'New York, New York'?
There's an entire Sunday Styles item on Jay-Z's nu-New York anthem, which has now been performed at the VMAs, the World Series, City Hall, your son's bris, and everywhere else. Should Hova step off, or should Sinatra step over? More » -
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J-School State of Mind: Columbia's Finest Throw Down The Sick Rhymes
Our J-School embed can only help us so much; he can't provide us with the brilliance that follows, in which you watch a class of Columbia J-Schoolers rapping over Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind" about ethics in journalism. More » -
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Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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The Jay Leno Show: As Bad as You Thought It Would Be
We tuned into Leno's first hour hoping that the comedian might be able to pull out a stellar performance. Instead, what we got was a slap-dash version of The Tonight Show, but with even less funny jokes.
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#adventuresinliveblogging
Live Blogging the Inaugural Episode of The Jay Leno Show
Everyone is paying attention to NBC's bold prime time experiment, which kicks off tonight. Many are waiting for Leno to fail so let's throw some digital spitballs at him. More » -
#shutupnilla
Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly: Jay-Z's Biggest Fans
Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly didn't get tickets to last night's big Jay-Z show. So they decided to sit around and talk about how upset they were that they couldn't go. Thankfully, Beck didn't cry, but he did get huffy! More » -
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A Shot At Punitive Damages With Tila Tequila Season Ends Abruptly
Tila Tequila's crazy domestic abuse squabble: drank and puked out by the D.A., while Anna Wintour gets stalked by teenage crazies. Mischa Barton channels Marissa Cooper. Mayor Bloomberg might know about Lady Gaga's peener. Presenting: your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
#stalker
Public Service Announcement: Jay-Z, Oprah, Hanging Around Marcy Projects
I'm not a huge Oprah fan, but there's something about Jay-Z and Oprah walking around the Marcy Projects right now, chatting about whatever, that's really quite wonderful. In other news, thanks, Oprah, for stealing my dream profile assignment. H8Uagain. [RapRadar] -
#thingsweactuallylike
Jay-Z's Epic, 'Ill' Tribute To The Beastie Boys
The Beastie Boys were forced to pull out of gigantic rock festival All Points West after Adam Yauch was revealed to have cancer. Jay-Z filled in for them, and last night, made what some are considering to be music history. More » -
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Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
Michael Jackson's doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids for you. Jude Law's new baby's name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton Kutcher's fake life. Presenting an epic Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
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Is the Fairytale Marriage of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Falling Apart?
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are struggling, men are turning against Megan Fox, Bar Refaeli is boning a "Brazilian playboy" named Ricardo, Kid Rock hates Twitter, Marilyn Manson issues threats and Kate Beckinsale parties with Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham. More » -
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Michael Jackson Used Diddy So He Could Dance With Beyonce
Diddy or Sean Combs or whatever was one of Letterman's guests last night and he shared an interesting story about a time when Michael Jackson showed up unannounced at one of his famed White Parties. More » -
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Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
Megan Fox turns down the chance to be the next Bond girl, Amy Winehouse goes on trial for assaulting a charity ball dancer, Lily Allen has a new man, Simon Cowell turns 50, and Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick split. More » -
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Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More » -
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Never Throw Your Drink at Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova viciously brawls with another woman in a Vegas club, Leighton Meester sings and acts in a video for Cobra Starship, Michael Jackson looked frail on stage at his concert rehearsals and Chris Brown gets shut down by Jay-Z. More »
