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more about #jeffreyepstein more comments → TheBusinessGuy: Part of the worst Denny's Grand Slam ever. more » homoviper: I prefer to think of those dicks as yam dicks. more » BookishLookish: Am I the only one whose thought throughout this was "You schmuck, you couldn't put on a suit and a necktie?" more » NigelAstydameia: "Yeah--ostrich egg, bitch!" more » raincoaster: How, exactly, does the lawyer know? more » BettyCrocker: The Sweetest Thing! "Your penis is so egg-shaped! Your penis gets me wet But I did not want to get raped By your personal omelette!" more » iplaudius: I call those fish dicks, because they’re kind of shaped like a big, fat fish. more » ShanghaiLil: "Thick toward the bottom and thin and small toward the head portion" may in fact be the greatest tag ever used on the internets thus far. more » LeftCoastLady: This is what happens when you keep fucking that chicken. more » Sonar Jose: And thus, the "Jeffrey Eggstein" tag was born. more » wretched_of_the_mirth: how, then, can we tell his penis from his balls? more » MrInBetween: Dammit, Epstein walked out before the lawyer's next question: "And is your penis also shaped like Glenn Beck's tongue?' more » The Recession Is Over: I know the guy is a billionaire but check out his list of vehicles that are on that page. There are a dozen Benz and about two dozen other cars. Tha... more » Maura Johnston: The VH1 show "Fabulous Life Of Wall Street Billionaires," featuring this guy and all his exploits, aired last week. Curiously, it was not updated to r... more » heartbreakturnip: "Hey Lady Jailer behind the camera. Looking good! How young are you?" more » -
#privateparts
Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
We won't ruin it for you. Just watch this video, obtained by the Palm Beach Post, of the sex-offender billionaire walking out of a deposition earlier this month after a lawyer gave a lengthy, graphic description of his erect penis. More » -
#mugshots
Jeffrey Epstein Cannot Look Somber
Newly-released billionaire massage aficionado and Ron Burkle pal Jeffrey Epstein is officially a registered sex offender in Florida. His brand new "Sexual Offender/ Predator Flyer" also includes a map to his house! Smirk less, Jeffrey. [Cityfile] -
#friends
Jeffrey Epstein Kept Company in Jail By His Alleged Lesbian Sex Slave
Billionaire convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein is now a free man. He did his 12 months for hiring underage prostitutes, and left jail this morning. So who visited Epstein in jail? His alleged "sex slave," an "extreme fighter," and more! More » -
#crime
Jeffrey Epstein To Roam Free at First Light
Billionaire teen-girl-massage aficionado Jeffrey Epstein is soon to be a free man! As dawn breaks on Wednesday, the gates of the Palm Beach County correctional facility shall fling ajar and Epstein, lust-crazed from 12 months confinement, will flee. More » -
#lawsuits
'Promiscuous Slut,' Legally Defined
Maximilia "Ava" Cordero, alleged underage lover of billionaire perv Jeffrey Epstein, sued the New York Post two years ago after it ran a story saying she was born a man, and was slutty. The decision is in! Sexlaw frontiers, here.
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#gossiproundup
Tom Cruise Will Give Your 'Valkyrie' Review a Happy Ending
Tom Cruise will invite you into his home if you do something nice for him; Paris Hilton knows who snuck into her home without permission; and Jennifer Lopez got nervous whenever Mark Anthony left home. More » -
