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more about #jenniferaniston more comments → Matt Cherette: Good morning, Gigi. Good morning, JuJu. No-no, NuNu! more » Swifter: That's a great picture of Taylor Momsen. more » lostarchitect: isn't this the two of them together? more » intime: What happened to Casey Johnson's belly button? That is the weirdest looking freaky belly button I have ever seen! And who would go to bed with that ... more » KikiCanuck: Hands down, the best part is the Grandpa-type figure at left, looking at Lennard the supermodel/theft victim, like "who is this giant, angry, hooker?"... more » adiam7: Shaq's has to be careful. The NBA has separated him and Gilbert Arenas and the emails speak for themselves. He should just give her a settlement and... more » adiam7: The Supermodel I never heard of has her name in her underwear like I did, courtesy of my mother, for camp? more » BettyCrocker: The only person who could rock either of those "dresses" and make them work is Lady Gaga, and that would be with the addition of the metal bra that sh... more » AzureTexan: It's interesting that we're calling the vibrator "used" rather than "gently pre-owned." more » FormerEnglishMajor: Casey has the strangest bellybutton I've ever seen, or else it's a satellite dish communicating with her alien overlords. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I am trying to think of a party where either outfit in the pictures above would be appropriate. Monster Trucks at the Frick Collection? Bulgari's Bik... more » i'm a bottle: I think I'm developing a little Internet-crush on Casey Johnson. I wonder whether she'd date me. more » Mo MoDo: Blind item yesterday about a jock who needs 'discipline' and today a news item about Shaq's divorce. Way to try to one-up Tiger. more » i'm a bottle: Casey Johnson seems like that sort of girl that you wouldn't bring home to meet mother. Well, unless mother is cool with other people using her sex t... more » Lysergic Asset: Ten years from now, Lindsay Lohan will be lucky if she can get a spot in Dakota Fanning's entourage. more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for hot "news" in the celeb tabloids. This week: Read Tiger's lurid text messages and find out how Angelina is helping Jen adopt a little Mexican kid. [Jezebel] -
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'Good Morning America': Now With 100% More Minorities!
Well, after a week of is-he-or-isn't-he, it looks like that, no, Chris Cuomo will not be taking over for Diane Sawyer on ABC's "Good Morning America". George Stephanopoulous is. And JuJu Chang will takeover for Cuomo, who is leaving. Whew. More » -
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Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson may have gone psycho for a model who likes to cling octogenarians; everyone obsesses over Tiger Woods' mistress; Westchester reprimands Richard Gere for chopping down trees. Tuesday's gossip ranges from sordid lechery to suburban ennui. More » -
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Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too
Jennifer Aniston takes Morocco by....storm? She's dating (or not dating) a camel. Posh Spice has bunions. Jake Gyllenhaal is special. Courtney Love's greatest hookup ever. Thanksgiving Dinner at the Waverly Inn. LiLo being LiLo. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: [Jezebel] -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
Looks like has-bian Lindsay Lohan has made the switch again—this time for a famous man. Also are Jude and Sienna back together? Is Mischa back on the sauce? Is Piven growing man boobs? Questions answered in Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel] -
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Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace, Separated at Birth
Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie's baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan's suicide. Welcome to Wednesday's gossip gems! More » -
#punishment
Gerard Butler, You Are Officially on Movie Star Probation
It was a big weekend for Gerard Butler. His movie Law Abiding Citizen opened at number two and he hosted Saturday Night Live. Too bad both of them sucked. And now he's on notice. More » -
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Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
Jennifer Aniston's in love with someone, again. Paul McCartney's son's dreams are coming true and dying all at once. Jon and Kate are still deplorable. And Courtney Hazlett calls out Melissa Rycroft. Hoorah! It's your Friday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
Are Jennifer and Brad going to reconcile? Will Nancy Grace eat Jon Gosselin's face? Can Levi Johnston get in shape for Playgirl? And why do women find Jeremy Piven attractive? Welcome, inquisitive reader, to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. [Jezebel] -
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John Travolta's Sad, Revealing Testimony
John Travolta testifies about the day his son died. Carrie Prejean enjoys playing dress-up. Jude Law has another kid. And you'll never again have to endure Lily Allen's music. All that and much more in your Thursday morning gossip roundup... More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I look for "news" in In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. Is Jennifer Aniston's baby bump for real? Will Justin Timberlake date Rihanna? Is Angie adopting again?!?!?! [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Tinsley Mortimer, Reality Star?
Tinsley Mortimer may taste reality television stardom. Tennis star Melanie Oudin tastes the sour side of fame. Jessica Seinfeld's culinary tastes weren't stolen. And Tila Tequila has no taste for foursomes. Happy Friday! Here's your gossip roundup. More » -
#trailerpark
In Stunning Breakthough, Jennifer Aniston Performs Role While Actually Asleep
Scientists around the world are in stunned today over the breakthrough in human performance technology made by actress/explorer Jennifer Aniston. Clips released from her new film Love Happens reveals Aniston was able to complete an entire film while comatose. More » -
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Gwyneth's Breasts Take Barcelona by Storm!
Gwyneth needs a better bra. The gays need not beg to kiss George Clooney. And Megan Fox knows she doesn't need a sex tape. All that and more in your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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Jennifer Aniston Must Compete with Gerard Butler's War Pug for Affection
Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
