Gawker 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #jeremypiven more comments → raincoaster: The Pivert is, of course, known internationally for his work in the genre of costume drama. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more » WackoJacko: Douchebag, thy name is still Jeremy Piven. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more » iplaudius: On the other hand, maybe it makes sense because he is a method actor? more » BooWahBabe: He's getting fat. Maybe a Playgirl contract like Levi's will get him to the gym. #jongosselin more » themediatrix: Sorry but that NYDN Gosselin article is full of misinformation. There are so many inaccuracies that a comment debunking them would be at least as lon... more » adiam7: Kanye has gotten a blond dyke to do just about anything for him. Amber Rose was a lesbian in a relationship for years with some chick that got the boo... more » narnio: I like this jam. I'm chair dancing right now. #chairdancing #jongosselin more » miss_msry: Does Jon have Down's Syndrome? Not that there's anything wrong with that. #jongosselin more » Conchie Birdie: I don't think it's fair to call Jon a "man" if you call, in the same sentence, Kate a "wench". Maybe turd nugget? Schmo? Bastard? #jongosselin more » karion: V. nervous about the butchiness of this kickass post. #jongosselin more » will58brennan: I'm not the sort to begrudge anyone their fame. I dont even mind Julia Allison, but this fucking Gosselin guy........... more » Cynical Media Bitch: OK, Foster, I'll set it up for you: Lord Louis Mountbatten, a cousin of King George VI and the uncle of Prince Philip, was sent to India as Viceroy to... more » katekate is squared: My God, that picture. I wouldsay, "I hope those kids take after their mom," but, well, you know. #jongosselin more » jasonelias: I'm no Philip-Michael Thomas but good lord Lamar Odom is a weird looking guy. Khloe's weird looking too, they are even more funny looking together. #j... more » RandomLunatic: Opera people are definitely not all Italian, but the bitchy part is pretty much correct. However, the defining trait of opera people (and this is from... more » -
#twitterati
Jeremy Piven Is Too Professional for Halloween
A Brit commented happily on American girls; an actual mayor commented pessimistically on foursquare and Jeremy Piven commented critically on Halloween. The Twitterati were flexing their credentials. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
Jon and Kate Gosselin are basically the worst people in the history of TV. Pennsylvania pride! Scott Weiland's wife: a crazy-awesome smack addict. Kanyeezy's community serveezy. J-Lo's Lola gives me facehurt. Weirdos! Celebrities! Whatever! Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
Are Jennifer and Brad going to reconcile? Will Nancy Grace eat Jon Gosselin's face? Can Levi Johnston get in shape for Playgirl? And why do women find Jeremy Piven attractive? Welcome, inquisitive reader, to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#sushigate
Warning: Jeremy Piven has resumed eating fish. All Broadway shows are doomed.
-
#sushigate
Jeremy Piven's Will Repeat His Mercury Poisoning Story Until You Think It's True
The devil is in the details, and the details to this little devil's story keep getting piled on. Piven told David Letterman last night that he not only had mercury poisoning, but a host of other ailments as well. More » -
#sushigate
Unimpressed With Jeremy Piven, Nation's Seafood Industry Strikes Back
Jeremy Piven today celebrated his court victory over the producers of Speed-the-Plow, who sued the actor after he dropped out of their production. He said he got "mercury poisoning" from fish. The National Fisheries Institute wants you to remain skeptical. More » -
#sushigate
Jeremy Piven Celebrates Victory Over Evil Mercury-Loving Broadway Producers
The arbitrator in the case of sushi-loving Jeremy Piven versus the Broadway producers of Speed-the-Plow ruled today that the producers could not prove their breach of contract suit against the star. But they still think they were right. More » -
#opencaption
He Took Off the Basket
[Jeremy Piven butches it up for his big adventure, pedaling in style to meet his girlfriend yesterday in Malibu. Photo via X17] -
-
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan Having Awful Week Of Unintended Confiscation
Lindsay Lohan's house may have been broken into, live! Katie Holmes inspired creepy Scientology fashion lines. Charles Dickens was a ladies' man's momma's boy. Jeremy Piven: alive. Bill Clinton: bedbugged. Anna Paquin: nekkid. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#checkups
Here's Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update
Ever since Jeremy Piven almost died from eating sushi and had his corpse turned into a thermometer by David Mamet, the world has been wondering, "How are Piven's mercury levels doing like these days?" Well, now we know. More » -
#vegasbabyvegas
Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
Jeremy Piven, Dane Cook and Kid Rock all went out in Vegas together and took a picture to document the fun times, which they then posted to Twitter. Prepare to moisten when you click through!
More »
-
#gossiproundup
Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
Jeremy Piven goes nuts on Chris Kattan, Robert Pattinson parties in Queens, Michael Jackson is finally buried, Bethenny Frankel hates Gwyneth Paltrow, Jesus Luz wants to be a DJ, Mariah Carey is freaking out and Victoria Beckham debuts on Idol. More » -
#conanobrien
Barack Obama Gave Jeremy Piven His Phone Numbers And Piven Lost Them
Here's Jeremy Piven on the Tonight Show last night telling Conan about how Barack Obama gave him his phone numbers, all of his phone numbers, and Piven then failed to save them into his phone. Maybe it was the sushi. More » -
#gossiproundup
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
Brad and Angelina want to move to the Upper West Side, I'd prefer they didn't. Shirley Jones wants to get naked; same. Piven's a perv, Shatner's sad, Paul McCartney sucks, Stevie Wonder does blow! Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More » -
#gossiproundup
Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market
Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he's not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham's nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about mercury poisoning. More » -
#gossiproundup
Shia LaBeouf Has A Small Weiner. Has, Not Is.
Shia LaBeouf codifies a Jewish stereotype, Broadway still hates Jeremy Piven, Larry King lives on despite being 132 and not having Carrie Prejean on his show, and Alicia Keys is dating some rapper guy. More » -
#health
Jeremy Piven Says Barack Obama Has His Back
Producers still want vengeance against Jeremy Piven for dropping out of Speed the Plow due to "mercury poisoning." They've been thwarted once, and the actor now claims history and Hope are on his side. More » -
#clips
Felicity Huffman: 'My Husband Is Still Babysitting Jeremy Piven'
Felicity Huffman was on Letterman last night when the subject of her husband, William H. Macy, replacing the sushi-poisoned Jeremy Piven in the play Speed-the-Plow play came up. Felicity wasn't exactly kind to the Piv. More » -
#baddates
Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
For his sake. You know, to get her in bed. So says a model (well, from GoDaddy.com) named Simona Fusca, who supposedly went on a very rude date with the Broadway-abandoning actor.
More »
