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more about #jerks more comments → kevinacronin: I gotta believe the the flack was doing what he was told/paid to do, only to try and make Hinn look gracious. Of course by default, if he is Hinn's pu... more » Liberace: Ronn, as Gawker has dutifully pointed out now for quite a while, you are doing your job WRONG!!!!!! Come to think of it you are doing your LIFE wrong... more » Foster Kamer: Aaaaaaaand: fired. #ronntorossian more » sparkyl: Cancel Christmas? Christmas lives, it's just gonna be regifted! #thepoors more » miss_msry: Christmas, as a money transfer scheme, has been dead to me for years. Take that Scrooge McDuck!!! #thepoors more » TheExperience: It's not rocket science to say "I'm not spending money on office gifts for people I neither know nor like." Nor do you have to go bankrupt on buying a... more » contains_hot_liquid: Up here in the North there are no wage packet jobs for us Thank Christ While young married couples discuss the poverties Of their self-built traps And... more » nozer: Yes, please, let's cancel Christmas. If you want, feel free to go home and visit loved ones, but that holiday is a fucking monument to consumerism. I ... more » Seeräuber Jenny: Either I'm drunk and seeing double or the newest new Gawker system is a tad hyperactive. #hirammonserrate more » Seeräuber Jenny: I haven't followed this case closely, but I remember reading that after eliciting basic facts the prosecutor did not press the victim. I assume he co... more » Seeräuber Jenny: I haven't followed this case closely, but I remember reading that after eliciting basic facts the prosecutor did not press the victim. I assume he co... more » Unsolicited Advice: He'll slash you again, lady. I hope you kept that in mind when you were lying on the stand. #hirammonserrate more » MisterMustard: To celebrate, he's taking his girlfriend out for drinks--with plastic cups this time. What a guy! #hirammonserrate more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: ...and being named "Hiram" is not a mitigating circumstance. more » God: Aw, kids! Does no one care that his accuser has forgiven him? She has moved beyond all this pettiness and finger-pointing. So should yall. The victim ... more » -
#flackery
'Ronn. Ronn. Ronn!'
Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian: Just when you're trying to ignore him, his outbursts interrupt an ABC newsman trying to interview fraudulent faith healer Benny Hinn. Twice. Ronn is such an asshole he embarrasses Benny Hinn. Watch and be amazed. -
#recessionomics
If You Didn't Want to Be Poor You Never Should Have Celebrated Christmas
The Way We Live Now: Beneath the weight of a solid gold world. We're so wealthy that we are literally throwing money away. At least, those of us who aren't living in our cars. The point is, kill Christmas! More » -
#verdicts
Hiram Monserrate "Not Guilty," Technically
Shady New York State Senator Hiram Monserrate has been found not guilty of slashing his girlfriend's face (she denied he did), and guilty of dragging her through a lobby (which was caught on tape). He's still a scumbag. [NYT] -
#hirammonserrate
Love Is Stronger Than Face-Slashing
Time for an update on the case of Hiram Monserrate, alleged girlfriend face-slasher and one of New York's three very most objectionable political figures! Having his slash-vic on his side in court is really helping him out. Love—it's crazy. More » -
#jerks
Everyone Still Making Fun of Poor Jonathan Capehart
Why does Jonathan Capehart let people treat him this way? The dashing Washington Post editorial writer wore Prada pants to MSNBC today and it was the funniest thing Joe Scarborough had ever seen. More » -
#jerks
Spitzer Still a Jerk
The reason Eliot Spitzer was a terrible governor was not because he liked hookers. It was because he was an asshole who was unable to get along with anyone. This hasn't changed. More » -
#therich
The Fall of the House of Noel
The Noel family was once the toast of Greenwich, Connecticut. Dad ran a hedge fund. Mom and the daughters were social queens. Now, they've reportedly been kicked out of their country club. An American tragedy: More » -
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#gawkerstalker
Captain Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: Traitor
The hero of the Hudson Plane Ditch was seen today as just a passenger on a plane. But NOT on his employer's airline, US Airways. No, the villain was flying Virgin America!: More » -
#farewell
Asshole Cop Canned
Everybody say goodbye to NYPD officer Patrick Pogan, famous for shoving a rider off his bike for no good reason—he's been fired. He'd probably make a better Benedictine monk, anyhow. Pogan's classic moment below: More » -
#etiquette
Doughy Pillsbury Lawyer Demonstrates Why You Should Shut Up on Your Cell Phone
It sucks to find out you're getting laid off. It sucks a lot worse to find out you're getting laid off because a lawyer yakked about it at high volume on a commuter train. More » -
#science
Rich are Rude, Poor are Nice. But Still Poor.
Have you always thought that rich people are jerks? Perhaps that's because of the fact that science has just proved: Rich people are jerks. More » -
#jerks
Wife Swap Star's Censored Confession
It's amazing that people still think they get a do-over on the Internet. Weight-loss consultant Renee Stephens blamed her husband's boorish behavior on ABC's Wife Swap on "stress" — then unpublished her pseudo-apology. More » -
#jerks
'Wife Swap' Star Apologizes for Having Worst Husband in World
San Francisco residents Stephen Fowler, a venture capitalist, and Renee Stephens, a weight-loss therapist, disastrously appeared on ABC's Wife Swap, confirming every stereotype one might have about the city's precious, spoiled environmentalists. Boy, they're sorry! More »
