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more about #jessicasimpson more comments → BowlingAlleyLawyer: this is just a test #lindsaylohan more » mexiback: I remember '90s' Piven. He was hawt bear, with hair and flesh in all the right places. Those were the days... #lindsaylohan more » Cynner: I prefer "pseudobian" to "hasbian". Coz I don't think Lezlo haz ever had it. The female fever, that is. #lindsaylohan more » BicycleShed: Is there a more tragic fall from grace than that of from celesbian to has-bian? #lindsaylohan more » City_Dater: Simply being a middle-aged dude who isn't making a serious effort to stay in the best of shape will also bring on man boobs, but blaming his diet for ... more » Thatcornellguy: god i love the word "dowager". it should be used more often. that and "doyenne". #lindsaylohan more » smhsmh: The only thing more dramatic than Lohan is Lohan in a lesbian relationship. Sorry lezzies, I love ya all, but there's a crapload of crazy in your rela... more » Smitros: The soy thing is not without foundation. Apparently soy contains either estrogen or an estrogen-mimicking chemical, so large amounts allegedly bring o... more » Conchie Birdie: Ah, so Jeremy knows Spanish? #lindsaylohan more » Conchie Birdie: Man, she is the epitome of a hot mess. And by hot I mean flaming barrel of dead fish. #lindsaylohan more » BowlingForDollars: Lindsay Lohan is back on whomever will put up with her crazy and show her some attention. And...does anyone worry that the next edition of "Dancing W... more » FormerEnglishMajor: What is the over/under on Jon & Kate getting back together? 18 months? 1 year? #lindsaylohan more » DennyCrane: Is is true that if you drink enough soy milk, you become a Soy Bomb? #lindsaylohan more » Wrapitup: The only thing worse than this is if Kate Gosselin becomes a Jew. That haircut alone must be violating some or the other halakhic law, no? #jongosselin more » themediatrix: People, seriously, do some homework. Gawker is on the wrong side of this Gosselin story. Jon wanted those kids off that reality show well-before th... more » -
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Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
Looks like has-bian Lindsay Lohan has made the switch again—this time for a famous man. Also are Jude and Sienna back together? Is Mischa back on the sauce? Is Piven growing man boobs? Questions answered in Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he's a centaur. Jessica Simpson's man requirements. Lady Gaga's ballet. RobPatz's marriage prospects. Presenting your epic Halloween Morning Gossip Roundup. Get scared: More » -
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Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again
Simpson-Wentz loses her role on Melrose. Madonna is building a school in Malawi. Lindsay Lohan coaxes a club into lifting its ban on her presence. Come, enjoy the fruits of Friday's gossip. More » -
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Jessica Simpson's Mental Stability Even More Fragile
Will Jessica Simpson survive her dog's death? Did Anna Wintour survive sitting next to Pixie Geldof? Did Lindsay know her burglar? Did Anna Nicole's doctors know pills would kill her? Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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Nuns Not Impressed by Lady Gaga
Nuns don't understand Lady Gaga. Small children understand Michael Jackson and Heath Ledger's deaths. And Martha Stewart can't comprehend Jessica Simpson's dead dog surprise. Welcome to your Friday gossip roundup! More » -
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Kirstie Alley Conned with Technology for Second Time
Jessica Simpson loved her probably-eaten dog like a child; Kirstie Alley is spending money buying imaginary things and Wolf Blitzer posted a celebrity photo to his new Twitter account. The Twitterati let their emotions guide them. More » -
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Jessica Simpson and the Tale of the Dead Bitch
Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al's vice-president. And Jude Law's baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we discover that John Mayer not only plays guitar but both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. More revelations from In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
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Demi Moore and Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas
Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson's corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More » -
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Twilight's Ashley Greene Becomes the Internet's Newest Nude Starlet
Nude photos of Ashley Greene hit the net, Oprah eats Manhattan, Lilo and Samro get back together, Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper vacation in Spain together, Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan are in love and Kate Moss is aging rapidly. More » -
#satire
TMZ Finally Given The Porn Parody Treatment
All good things come, ha, to ends. In pop culture, canonizations are routinely bestowed by porn. Meet the comedic genius that's TMSleaze, starring Ron Jeremy as Harvey Levin. Featuring Speidi, Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo, Amy Winehouse, American Idol, Eminem, and LaLohan. More » -
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Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
The former American Idol judge's job offer, Jessica Simpson's training for Hell Week. Bloomberg likes Shiksas, Gerard Butler likes dumb chicks. Paris Jackson's biological father? Lady Gaga: still ridiculous, no word on her penis. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. [Jezebel] -
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy
Jessica Simpson's breakup was caused by her idolatry of a plastic toy. Amy Winehouse has fun adventures with a private dick. Lindsay Lohan's employed, Saved By The Bell, Charles Manson, Mary Cheney, and more. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Everyone Hates Katherine Heigl
Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow trash Katherine Heigl, Joe Jackson confirms Michael Jackson's Norwegian lovechild, Britney mocks K-Fed's weight gain, Robert Redford dislikes Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Simpson has an expensive new reality show and Sienna Miller needs love. More » -
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How OK! Faked Its Jessica Simpson Weight-Loss Cover
OK! magazine wanted to drum up sales with this cover about Jessica Simpson's weight loss. When Us Weekly ran the same basic cover, it was their best-selling cover of 2007 — the same year, incidentally, OK! found Jessica's "new" body.
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This Week In Tabloids: Weddings, Diets & Dating The Dude You're Writing About
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where it's getting really… trashy. Between the Gosselin love triangle; Jessica's "revenge" diet; Kardashian implants and "Hollywood Body Watches," we're actually nostalgic for some classy coke pants! Margaret and I rummage through the garbage, ahead. [Jezebel] -
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The Cameron Diaz/Jude Law/Leo DiCaprio (DiLawRio?) Love Triangle Will Taint Us All
Cameron Diaz is a playa, Jessica Simpson drowns her dumping sorrows with friends, Lilo and Sam Ronson engage in an epic fight over Drea De Matteo, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are engaged and Jeffrey Donovan get a DUI. More » -
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Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson, Quentin Tarantino talks retirement, Larry King's wife eyes a Broadway role, Renee Zellweger can't get laid, Megan Fox has to get drunk to watch her movies and Lindsay Lohan's hair is falling out. More » -
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Everyone Overseas Wants to See a Terminated America
Funny little news today about the internet, about foreign box office, about annoying reality shows on CBS and bizarro ones on Canadian TV. Plus news on your home movie about furries. More »
