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more about #jesus more comments → CumaeanSibyl: I was always disappointed when my grandmother gave me Smuckers stock for birthdays and Christmas, but now I come to find out it's recession-proof and ... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: It is peanut butter jelly time. If only we had an ear-wormy little jingle to celebrate this fact.... more » Kimrod: Raiding the peanut butter off the countertop seems to be catching on with the doggies... more » Brad Brown: As Gawker's token, heterosexual, Southern Baptist hillbilly, I have to say, "God damn, I love me some peanut butter. It's like manna from Cleveland." more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: The 40 year de-industrialization of this country is almost complete more » raincoaster: Waitaminit: those cows are DIFFERENT COLOURS!!! #thegays more » the_marquee_de_lafayette: Aha! Now we know the vessel prototype for Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride! #thegays more » Beau Nerd: Won't anyone think of the throuples? #thegays more » BadUncle: Does this boat park at Cute Overload? #thegays more » Richard Lawson: "No sir, we said TWO of every kind. No dateless wonders allowed." "Sigh." #thegays more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: This is all the result of a typo. The internal memo was supposed to say, "We do not frown upon the touching of two male loins." #thegays more » DahlELama: I want this as an enormous poster for my living room. #thegays more » goetz: This is the cutest, but the background colors are hid. #thegays more » RheaPollstry: I saw Jesus in a tortilla once. She was not pretty. #religion more » iplaudius: Mary Magdalene: Jesus Was A Man. Trust. #religion more » -
#recessionomics
Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
The Way We Live Now: Same as ever. Hard times have been around for years now! But nobody was paying attention. The Christians were fighting unions and the yuppies were building dream homes and everyone else? Peanut butter jelly time. More » -
#advertising
Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
Homos park on Noah's Ark? We all owe fundamentalists a big apology. [The Inspiration Room via Copyranter. Click to enlarge.] -
#jesus
Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
A play called Jesus, Queen of Heaven, about the bearded one wanting to take a walk on the wild side, hitch up his/her robes, paint his/her nails and become Jesus-ina or whatever is upsetting christians. More » -
#recessionomics
Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
Damn, the economy's getting to everyone these days. Even the lord and savior of a bunch of people, Jesus Christ (33), who apparently endorsed Riverview Community Bank only to see it shut down, reports Minneapolis' Citypages. Holy shit, holy bummer. More » -
#flackery
'Ronn. Ronn. Ronn!'
Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian: Just when you're trying to ignore him, his outbursts interrupt an ABC newsman trying to interview fraudulent faith healer Benny Hinn. Twice. Ronn is such an asshole he embarrasses Benny Hinn. Watch and be amazed. -
#aporkalypsenow
Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan
The deadly Mexican Pig Flu's dirtiest deed yet: Coming between you and the literal body and blood of Christ. You will pay dearly for this, heathen microbe. More » -
#mediacrack
Creativity Folded Into Ad Age
In your unforgettable Friday media column: Creativity magazine folds, a high school paper bravely outs its school's Jesus-tainted food supply, medical journals are full of ghostwriters, and the WaPo's most infamous marketer resigns. More » -
#blagosphere
TV Pharisees Doubt Blago of Nazareth
These news anchors just love to laugh and chuckle and mock Rod Blagojevich's new book where he compares himself to Jesus. Guess who was also mocked, by primitive Roman "news anchors"? Jesus the first. And history repeats. -
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#him
Jesus Rubs Off on Sex-Crazed Ad Man
Once upon a time Denis Beausejour was a wealthy ad exec at the world's largest advertiser, P&G. But guess what: he was also a major sex addict. Luckily now he has found Jesus and shared his sexy redemption story. More » -
#rationalizing
Philandering Evangelical Christian Senator: Boning My Friend's Wife Was Totally Legal
You just have to admire the set on John Ensign. The C Street Republican who had his parents to pay $96,000 in hush money to his mistress is now saying that his affair broke no laws, unlike Bill Clinton's. More » -
#photoshopofhorrors
Scientology Pamphlet Traces the Evolution of God From Zoroaster to Kenneth the Page
This Scientology tract features a photo of the world's religious icons, from Muhammad to Jesus to Moses to Confucius (?) standing in awe beneath an usher who also happens to be a Scientologist and is therefore the most powerful God. More » -
#gossiproundup
Sherri Shepherd Tries to Help Andy Dick Find Jesus
Sherri Shepherd tried to religionize Andy Dick, Heidi claims Spencer makes her orgasm 20-30 times a day, the George Clooney gay rumors are back, Nick Lachey is lonely, Lindsay Lohan scored an acting gig and Mischa Barton has cellulite. More » -
#recessionomics
Amish Chickens Flee McMansions
The Way We Live Now: Stripped up, ripped up, shacked up and backed up. From the chicken plant recession war to the Amish RV salesman slinging jelly to the empty rows of McMansions—getting paper is a life-threatening hobby. More » -
#nuptials
The Least Salacious Hookers With Rock N' Roll Story You'll Read This Week, But A Sweet One No Less
File under "Probably Not In This Week's Altarcations": the founder of "Hookers For Jesus" and some guy in a Christian rock band got married in Vegas. The name of the band? "Stryper." +4 [CNN] -
#jesuslovesguns
Kentucky Pastor to Hold a 'Bring Your Handgun to Church' Service
In light of George Tiller being gunned down in a church, this blows the mind: a Louisville pastor wants to expand his flock by encouraging them to brandish firearms while they worship. More » -
#miracles
Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
Jonathan Tilove is a veteran Washington reporter who's seen three different employers close their bureaus in the past year. Have faith: this week, the Virgin Mary appeared on his desk: More » -
#hellboundnations
Liberal Media Kills Jesus?
Oh look, a new study perfect for supporting any old opinion! Pew researchers found that half of American adults switch religion at least once—Catholics, out of conviction, and Protestants, out of laziness. Theory! More » -
#disasters
Some Noah's Ark Shit Is About to Go Down in Fargo
Fargo, the biggest and most Hollywood city in North Dakota, is, right this moment, on the verge of being flooded in Biblical-level deluge. How bad is it? Let us explain: More » -
#videofile
Finally, Jesus
News broadcasts just love to talk about Jesus. In a quirky, mocking way! Mostly their coverage is limited to people who find Jesus (and sometimes Mary) in various items. Sandwiches, cats, lampposts, etc. A compilation: More » -
#sinners
Criminal Ponzi Scheme Shockingly Run by Christians
Ooo, the SEC has finally released the good stuff on Stanford Financial, the mini-Madoff Ponzi scheme that made $8 billion disappear. Incredibly, the company's Southern Christian leaders were big hypocritical frauds! Jesus hated money-lenders: More »
