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more about #jesusluz more comments → Aatom: We are all aware that we're using the term "dating" in some sort of perverse postmodern way that means anything but actually dating, right? more » manchops: I'm guessin this guy is seriously packin more » ShawnP: Perhaps Madonna should branch out into gospel. more » Conchie Birdie: Wouldn't those Kabbalah people frown upon this? For shame, Madge, FOR SHAME! more » Baroness: I hear he's nervous about his upcoming PhD dissertation in DJoreagraphy and throwing style-faces over the turntables. Bitch is living some sort of Zo... more » hughman: Zhay-ZOOSE wept. more » Foster Kamer: Obligatory. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: The NYT was really really really late on this, no? Or is this what we called in the old days, "Turkey Copy" -- the evergreen feature story laid in mon... more » Zira: He'll be shopping around sex tapes of Madonna by next year. more » Lysergic Asset: The narcissistic/blasphemous "Jesus Loves You" shirt should win him the support of the Catholic community. Related: is the Times aiming for "barely" ... more » BookishLookish: Sure is pretty though. more » momof3wildkids: But, we still don't know if he was born in a manger. more » AuntPenny: Rob Pattinson can be as smelly as he wants. I still want to carry him around in my pocket forever and ever. #russellbrand more » sarrible: For a minute there, I really thought "Jho Low" was some sort of pun on Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband trying to sell their sex tapes. #russellbrand more » newjewrevue: Wheely bins are trash cans and I have no idea why that would be included in a real estate listing. #russellbrand more » -
#jesuslulz
The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
The mysterious enigma that is Jesus (Luz), Madonna's 22 year-old Brazilian model/DJ boyfriend, got the Sunday Styles profile treatment this weekend. It is, in a word: hysterical. More » -
#gossiproundup
For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
Russell Brand's house is for sale (so he can move in with Katy Perry?), Pam Anderson pulls a Blanche DuBois, and Robert Pattinson has poor hygiene. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More » -
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Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he's a centaur. Jessica Simpson's man requirements. Lady Gaga's ballet. RobPatz's marriage prospects. Presenting your epic Halloween Morning Gossip Roundup. Get scared: More » -
#gossiproundup
Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
Some ignorant folk don't think "public speaker" Sarah Palin deserves her outlandishly steep paycheck. Eddie Furlong's hitting the coke pipe. And Penelope Cruz enjoys kissing both Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. It's your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#sadthings
Madonna Video Not as Bad as We Thought
The final version of Madonna's latest video "Celebration" came out today and, like we hoped the dreaded 15 seconds that was leaked isn't in the final edit. That doesn't mean what is left is that much better. More » -
#sadthings
Let's Pray to Jesus These Aren't the Best 15 Seconds of Madonna's New Video
It's so bad, in fact, that if it didn't star her pubescent model boyfried, Jesus Luz, we'd think it was a fake. Madge, what is going on in your Kabballah-riddled brain? More » -
#opencaption
"Stand Back, People. The Lady Has a Very Important Pilates Class To Get To."
[Madonna leads her troupe of children (including boyfriend Jesus Luz) through the streets of Italy earlier today. Apparently she is in mourning for her 51st birthday. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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#modelbehaviors
Madonna's Boyfriend Models One Look From Every Angle
Jesus Luz nabbed the next campaign for the Argentine label Ona Saez, which counts soccer legend Diego Maradona among its past spokesmodels. The apparent theme for the shoot? All about Jesus. It's the punniest thing you'll see all week! [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
Jeremy Piven goes nuts on Chris Kattan, Robert Pattinson parties in Queens, Michael Jackson is finally buried, Bethenny Frankel hates Gwyneth Paltrow, Jesus Luz wants to be a DJ, Mariah Carey is freaking out and Victoria Beckham debuts on Idol. More » -
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Samantha Jones is On the Prowl Once Again
Kim Cattrall breaks up with her man, Will and Jada Smith have lots of sex, Chace Crawford is moving out of Ed Westwick's place to get his own apartment downtown and Megan Fox is shopping for a house. More » -
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Whispers of a Mel Gibson Love Child
Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate is blessed with bisexual rocker-dom; Lindsay Lohan's sister has been baptized into mega-decauchery; and Mel Gibson's family will be born into sin. More » -
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Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
Lindsay Lohan is scared of food, Brad Pitt is scared of his ex-bodyguard and New York models are frightened and jealous of Jesus Luz. More » -
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Jamie Lynn Spears' Beau Recovering In Hospital After Escape Attempt
News of Kate Winslet's butt, and of Heidi and Spencer's wedding. Which are sort of the same thing. Madonna welcomes Jesus into her heart, while Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend almost made it. More » -
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Trash-Talking Is Entertainingly Inept
Kevin Spacey can't go shoe shopping without hanging out in secret back rooms; Madonna can't get rid of her boy toy and Gwyneth Paltrow can't keep secrets. More » -
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The Rihanna Sex Tape No One Wants To See
A day for relationship regrets: The author of The Manny is losing her husband-y; Madonna's pet model realized she's a control freak; and Rihanna's many regrets supposedly include a sex tape. More » -
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Octo-Mom's Kids Already Forming Gangs
In Tuesday's disturbing relationship newsdump, we learn Nadya Suleman's kids brutalize her, Rihanna's Chris Brown reunion riled her family and dinner with TomKat is as weird as you think. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Rihanna Loves Chris, Mischa's "Skin & Bones"
Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, in addition to Rihanna news, the mags report Jessica Simpson's every meal while calling Mischa and Lindsay scary-skinny. [Jezebel]
