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more about #jezebel more comments → TheSometimesWhy: Giving Bravo a medal for contributing to this media-fed swampfest is like giving Dracula props for all that he has done on behalf of improving blood b... more » OliversArmy: For sweeps week Bravo is planning something that will get the Sahalis shot by the Secret Service. more » manchops: naught bravo? I say might bravo! If it takes bravo to show how sucky security is a a state dinner, they should be given a medal of freedom. more » Smitros: Is Bravo more naughty or cheeky? more » Helio: I caught the tailend of Larry King's show last night and witnessed the travesty of Ariana Huffington, Ben Stein, and Jesse Venture "debate" the troop ... more » barbarawalterslover: Ron Emanuel. more » cassandra: Why do all the Housewives have that same face? That long face and stringy blonde hair? more » CODiva: So Larry King's producers (do they moonlight at the Bravo Network?) are giving these creepy crawlers a showcase Monday night, to talk about their Exce... more » nicepony: calla lilies. people like them always like calla lilies. more » jburnaway: Foster, your mock/serious excitement almost makes me want to bid... unfortunately, I am only about 8 drinks into the night..... give me 4 more beers a... more » JohnAgamemnon: There is only funny in this because nobody died. You don't need guns to kill people, you don' t need to bring weapons of your own to kill people. Th... more » SpyMagician: I think what is really sad is that we live in this post 9-11 world where tons of personal freedoms have been washed away and privacy is a quaint conce... more » NotReadyForPrimeTime: The first thing I thought of when I saw this was another couple who crashed DC parties--Kenneth and Sante Kimes, back in the 1970s. Mrs. Kimes and he... more » thehighshelf: Please let there be federal charges, for the sake of my happiness. more » pegolas71: This gives me hope that one day I, too, shall be able to gain entry to a state dinner and come face to face with the miracle of Joe Biden's teeth. Th... more » -
#gatecrashersgate
Bravo Already Has a Salahi-Filled Season of Real Housewives of D.C. in the Can
Not only are they done filming, but the Salahi party crash is going to be the first season finale. In fact, it appears that crews have been filming Michaele and Tareq Salahi since the middle of September. Naughty Bravo!
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#fameballs
White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
Did you hear about this DC couple that crashed Obama's first state dinner last night? Michaele and Tareq Salahi—aspiring reality show stars, bedeviled vintners, polo enthusiasts and lawsuit magnets: You inspire and sadden us in almost equal measure. More » -
#lookout
When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalized. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl's neck. Schoolyard attacks plague innocent children. Where are our vampire-protectors when we really need them? (updated)
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#gawkercares
The Gawker Sarah Palin Slam Book: Bid on This Literary Treasure for Charity
At 2009's National Book Awards we honored Sarah Palin's Going Rogue as 2010's frontrunner for the NBA Fiction Prize by getting it signed by the gathered literary luminaries. And now, it can be the best charitable, tax-deductible present ever. More » -
#greatmagazinedieoff
Time Inc. Folding InStyle Weddings
We've just confirmed that Time Inc. is folding Instyle Weddings, a quarterly publication. The wedding magazine category is rough these days. More » -
#dancingqueen
Katie Couric's Forbidden Dance of Gin
When CBS News anchor Katie Couric isn't asking Sarah Palin gotcha questions, she's doin' Da Butt, or the Lambada, or whatever white ladies do when the Black Eyed Peas are on the sound system. More unbelievable images after the jump. More » -
#biblestudy
Christian Conservatives Praying for God to Kill Obama
There's a hilarious new meme in the wingnut sectors of the internet: someone's coined a bumper sticker slogan encouraging people to pray for Barack Obama. But here's the funny part: it's really a secret Christian code for "Kill the President!'
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#love
Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
Kate Major quit her job at Star after falling in "love" with Octodad Jon Gosselin and living happily ever after for a month or so. But she didn't do it on a whim; she had the world's most comical "contract!" More » -
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#levisjohnstonwatch
The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
We can't see much, but this teaser that just went up on Playgirl.com [NSFW], shows that he's in the shower. Since he's not getting naked, does that mean he's wearing wet undies? Also, black and white doesn't always equal arty. -
#feminism
Double X to Be Folded Back into Slate
Six months after the Slate Group launched Double X as "a new kind of women's online magazine," it's being transformed into a section of Slate.com, a very old kind of men's online magazine. More » -
#powercouples
Ivanka Trump Whining: The Sound of the Future
Ivanka TrumpKushner is very upset about a profile of her and her new husband Jared that Crain's ran yesterday. Thanks for bringing that story to our attention, Ivanka! Also: The KushnerTrump brand is the future of the New York Observer.
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#exclusive
Levi Johnston Turns Down Sarah Palin's Thanksgiving Dinner Invitation
Sarah Palin may have invited her daughter's babydaddy to Thanksgiving dinner, but the future Playgirl centerfold will not be passing the yams with the Palins. He turned down her offer, saying she's "full of it."
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#love
'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
Paul Janka! He's still stalking women and all their various "holes." A friendly tipster has been kind enough to share with us her recent encounter with America's skeeziest, most overaggressive pickup "artist." Get waxed, baby. This is gonna hurt. More » -
#internalmemos
Fox News Is Ready for Your (Update: Birther) Protest
This memo went out to News Corp employees today, advising them of a protest that should be going on right now. [UPDATE: It's birther queen Orly Taitz and her Birther Brigade!] Please send us dramatic action photos immediately. (Some below!)
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#politics
Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
Carly Fiorina is already elevating the political discourse in California: The former Hewlett Packard CEO is emailing ads about that one time her opponent politely asked a general to call her "senator" instead of "m'aam," like an arrogant bitch. More » -
#shutupvanhelsing
Please Stop Telling Teen Girls Vampires Are Bad for Them
Vampires are huge. Ratings for fang banging shows are unbelievable and the anticipation for the Twilight sequel is vomit inducing. We're sick of the undead too, but please stop telling girls that liking vampires will warp them! More » -
#racism
The New York Post Is a Hellish Cauldron of Racism, Sexism, and White Rage: Lawsuit
A former New York Post editor who was fired last month for complaining about a ludicrously racist cartoon has filed a detailed complaint in federal court accusing editor Col Allan of racism, sexism, and all-round dickishiness of the highest order.
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#oddsmaker
Who'll Be Back for the Next Season of Mad Men?
The Mad Men season finale left a real easy way to get rid of a whole bunch of cast members. So, who is going to leave this critically-acclaimed show for fame and fortune and who is here to stay?
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#puppies
Somebody please save this poor puppy. You selfish monsters.
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#fearmongering
'Allahu Akbar!': The Wingnut Right Has the Jihad Nugget They've Been Hoping For
The Associated Press is reporting that, according to Ft. Hood's commander, witnesses to yesterday's massacre say Maj. Nidal Hasan was shouting "God is great" in Arabic as he was firing on his fellow soldiers. More »
