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more about #jimcramer more comments → El Matardillo: I would like to see Erin Burnett keep him in a little bottle and call him forth like a genie to perform on command. Then, all of a sudden, he makes so... more » momof3wildkids: Well he is right that they are speculating about the bonuses. It makes me wonder where the source of this story really came from. Who cares in June ... more » SeaBassTian: After reading the pull quote from the first paragraph, I am convinced that NYT is describing teenage masturbation: They do it late at night when their... more » anyonecanwhistle: (Lately, she has been using the iPhone she got for her 15th birthday, and she says texting is slower and less painful.) ahh so the NYT article was rea... more » CaptainFantastic: Memo: I need someone to find our story from the 1990s when we warned that Playstation, Nintendo, et. al. are ruining kids thumbs. Change it around for... more » Smitros: One suspects Jim Cramer had the crazy on him well before texting came around. more » badasscat: How long before we just start masturbating in public and slinging our feces all over the place like crazed mongrels?! How quaint that you think we are... more » Edward_Barrera: The other panelists, Liz Claman Fox business, and Alan Murray, wsj, blamed CNBC for sending Jim Cramer. Said he was an entertainer, not a journalist. ... more » FormerEnglishMajor: He only wishes that Jon Stewart would deign to go through a bunch of CNBC clips and put something together on him. Gasparino is like Q-list anchor-cel... more » iplaudius: Charlie Gasparino: a diminutive Charles Gasparo. more » BenjiMinoskovich: You guys need to update your picture of Charlie. He's hardly recognizable here - he has sort of let himself go during the financial crisis. He rocks ... more » Worst Spelling Ever: Now THAT's a porno movie script if I ever seen one. (Side note to teh clueless - I believe in 3D commenting so check all the comment streams if you w... more » ADismalScience: The biggest problem with index funds? They're relentlessly positive. They don't short, they don't liquidate stagnant positions, and they bias passiv... more » ChillbearLatrigue: The point is apt. "Passive investment" lost you about half of your money this past year. What is the difference if I lose a ton of money in a stock t... more » BlinkyMcChuck: It's like Dead Man Walking. more » -
#lies
Is Jim Cramer Delusional or Just an Idiot?
On CNBC today, Jim Cramer had the gall to attack someone for saying things that aren't, in his mind at least, true. Because you shouldn't say things that aren't true! Prepare yourself for a ridiculous clip. More » -
#scaredycats
Charlie Gasparino Is Scared He Might Say Something Stupid About Jon Stewart
CNBC tough-guy Charlie Gasparino was supposed to appear on a panel discussion at the New School last night. But he didn't show, probably because he's scared to talk about Jim Cramer's dust-up with Jon Stewart. More » -
#videuhoh
Jim Cramer Friday Freakout!
Haha, maniac stockpicker Jim Cramer will not stand for some "rational" investment guy demeaning Cramer's failed stockpicking ways right on his own network. Instead he'll just break into the man's interview, ranting and shouting! More » -
#journalismism
CNBC's Uncomfortable Dinner with Its Overlords
Top GE and NBC Universal executives called a dinner meeting with CNBC bigwigs inside 30 Rock recently. This much is agreed upon. Still unclear: Whether CNBC was pressured to bash the president less. More » -
#feuds
Fatuous Money Clown Won't Shut Up About Jon Stewart
Jim Cramer can't stop talking about Jon Stewart, and this week he told a college newspaper that Stewart "ambushed" him and that the show lured him into the mauling with lies. More » -
#feuds
Jim Cramer vs. Dr. Doom in Loco Econo Throwdown!
In the vulva corner: Gloomy, sky-is-falling, party boy economist Nouriel "Dr. Doom" Roubini. In the bug-eyed corner: Jim Cramer, hollering CNBC stock shill. They're fighting, and we all win! More » -
#feuds
Jim Cramer Can't Quit Jon Stewart
Is there anything left to the Jim Cramer-Jon Stewart feud? Probably not, but Cramer went on the Today Show to ask for a do-over, claiming his groveling on The Daily Show was just an act. More » -
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#feuds
Jon Stewart and Jim Cramer Have Posses
The suits have jumped into the Jim Cramer-Jon Stewart drudge match: NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker and Viacom CEO Philippe Daumann traded jabs today over their corporate assets at today's McGraw Hill Media Summit. More » -
#wtf
NBC capo Jeff Zucker, today: "CNBC is a spectacular organization and in particular Jim Cramer."
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#scandal
Cramer's 'Back to Business as Usual'
CNBC didn't do the honorable thing and shut down today. So, Jim Cramer still has his psychotic money clown show which he opened tonight with the sort of humor that makes him a broadcast treasure. More » -
#cablenews
The Peacock Circles the Wagons
Denial appears to be the official position on Jim Cramer following his pantsing by Jon Stewart. CNBCers don't believe there's a problem, while MSNBC is doing their best to pretendCramer doesn't exist. More » -
#loathsome
The Jim Cramer Indictment: Five More Counts
Jim Cramer knows how easy CNBC is to fool. He used to play the network himself. Here are five episodes from the stock speculator's past that could use some dusting off.
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#apologies
Your Conciliatory Jim Cramer Moment of Zen
The only thing that stopped last night's Jim Cramer-Jon Stewart battle from becoming a total bloodbath was that it was such a rout, with CNBC's Cramer in steady retreat. More » -
#feuds
Stewart Can't Land Knockout Punch On Meek Cramer
What happened to Jim Cramer? CNBC's Mad Money host screams stock-market tips with alpha male abandon, but he looked like he was going to wet himself in his Daily Show grudge match tonight.
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#feuds
Leak: Daily Show Showdown Is Brutal
It sounds like Jon Stewart will be giving Daily Show guest Jim Cramer the Tucker Carlson treatment: The Daily Show's Thursday taping ran way over schedule as Stewart "repeatedly chastised" Cramer, AP reports. More » -
#feuds
Cramer to Stewart: Please Be Gentle
Will tonight's Daily Show appearance cement Jim Cramer's reputation as the Bernie Madoff of the Media? The embattled business analyst turned up on recovered felon Martha Stewart's show this morning to lower expectations. More » -
#gawkerstalker
Jim Cramer Gets Ego Boost Before Daily Show Appearance
CNBC's Jim Cramer was spotted at a Brooklyn bistro the night before his much-anticipated chat with nemesis Jon Stewart on the Daily Show. The stalker sighting, complete with an "adoring fan:" More » -
#cnbc
CNBC Execs Decided to Throw Cramer to the Daily Show
CNBC's Jim Cramer is scheduled to appear on Stewart's show tomorrow night in culmination of a week-long basic-cable feud, and the sitdown was CNBC's idea, Gawker has learned. More » -
#feuds
Jon Stewart-Jim Cramer Feud Widens Into Network Rumble
You have to hand it to Jon Stewart: The Daily Show host at least has the good sense to mock his "Basic Cable Personality Clash" with Jim Cramer the very moment it becomes mockable. More »
