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more about #joaquinphoenix more comments → ericajane: joaquin phoenix. . . smith street. . . cobble hill. cross street was near bergen F stop, talking on phone. . . holding laptop. . i think it was a lap... more » avoidz: I can't wait for the DVD of this whole fake thing. more » TheSometimesWhy: I have an idea: why doesn't somebody do a story next time this shit-stain DOESN'T do anything stupid in public. Sadly, that would be the most newswor... more » jasonelias: I hope there's never Smell-o-Vision because Joaquin looks like he reeks as bad as this act. more » MrInBetween: From the beginning, this has obviously been uninspired fakery. But I can't decide who I feel sorrier for: Joaquin or Casey. more » Spirit Fingers: Oh, geez. I'm just imagining Affleck and Phoenix sitting in some, "we're not really celebrities, we're two cool dudes hangin, rappin, smokin a lil her... more » CaptainFantastic: He looked a little bloody at the end there. No? I'm sure it was from the other guy. more » kaiwhakamarie: I like Joaquin. I've always liked him. I'm not sure if this is all some kind of elaborate punk'd style scheme, or if he's really just gone off the dee... more » NoWireHangers: Isn't he or isn't he trip from retiring actor to budding rapper... more » Kid Twist: This guy is like The Office: It's not really real, even though it pretends to be; there's always a camera around fiming a "documentary" that we'll nev... more » MisterHippity: Andy Kaufman already did this decades ago. It's not even original. more » saythatscool: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE????? more » applehead: The doc should be titled "Man on the Moon II" more » Yamunation: What is it about Chris Brown that makes women swoon? Am I the only one who thinks he looks really weird? Charles Barkley-ish in fact. more » EmersonNoodle: This is now the second post that you've stolen a celebrity nickname from Michael K at DListed. "Blaaaake" is totally a MK thing, as is "Fishsticks P... more » -
#disasters
The Sad Reality of Joaquin Phoenix's Act
The never-ending parade of miseries that is Joaquin Phoenix's is-he-or-isn't-he trip from retiring actor to budding rapper rumbles on. In this chapter, he fights a heckler at a Miami show. More » -
#gossiproundup
Weekend Gossip Round Up
They're off again: Looks like those reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together might not be so solid. Perez has got Brown cavorting with a Kardashian. (Say it realfast three times.) More » -
#lookalikes
Ben Stiller Ripped Off That Joaquin Phoenix Impression
Ben Stiller reportedly flipped out over his Oscar script the day before this year's show. But the Joaquin Phoenix impersonation he came up with as a replacement was hardly original. More » -
#clips
Alec Baldwin Mocks Joaquin Phoenix
Somehow we knew Alec Baldwin would come for you first, Joaquin Phoenix. The actor seems as hostile to strung-out hippies as his 30 Rock alter ego Jack Donaghy. More » -
#disasters
Joaquin Phoenix Seems Genuinely Collapsed, Director Says
Everyone's been debating whether Joaquin Phoenix's crack-up, as evidenced on Letterman the other night, is real or a hoax. It sure looked real to the director of his last movie. More » -
#hoaxes
Finally, Someone Claims Responsibility For Joaquin Phoenix's Terrible Hoaxing
There is a man in this photo with Joaquin Phoenix. Learn his face, for he may be the dark wizard conjurer behind Phoenix's career transformation into a trainwreck. More » -
#meltdowns
Career Suicide Caps Joaquin Phoenix's 'Late Show' Stupid Human Tricks
For all the hoaxy drama behind Joaquin Phoenix's hip-hop ambitions, you can't say the guy isn't serious about effectively throwing his film career away after watching his spectacular self-immolation last night on The Late Show. More » -
#crackpottheories
Joaquin Phoenix Is Both Deeply Disturbed and Faking It
His disastrous Letterman interview brought Joaquin Phoenix's whole quitting-acting-to-become-a-bearded-rapper shtick to a dizzying climax last night. Dave played it off as legit. Others think it's all an Andy Kaufman-esque hoax. We think it's both!
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#clips
Joaquin Phoenix's Letterman Disaster
Here's Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman later tonight, either stoned out of his mind or just medically catatonic (or both). Letterman makes several heroic efforts to politely prompt Phoenix before ruthlessly mocking him. More » -
#hoaxes
Joaquin Phoenix's Director Recalls His Screamy, Charcoal-Eating Commitment
If you had any doubts that Joaquin Phoenix will push his hoaxy rapper persona into the depths of career ignominy, let his Two Lovers director fill you in on his insane level of commitment. More » -
#opencaption
Actor Leaves Town to Film Ill-Advised Into the Wild Sequel
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#gossiproundup
Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Gets Little Birthday Serenade
She's old now too. It was her 40th birthday over the weekend, and her heartbreaker/lovemaker boyfriend Johny Mayer sang "Happy Birthday" to the actress at her bday bash. Tom Hanks was there! More » -
#twolovers
Gwyneth Paltrow Unimpressed By Joaquin Phoenix's Cinematic Rapping
If Joaquin Phoenix really hopes to convince the world that he's the world's greatest undiscovered rapper (and not simply its least essential hoaxer), he may have to start with winning over Gwyneth Paltrow. More » -
#hoaxes
Joaquin Phoenix Struggles To Keep Straight Face While Debunking Hoax Rumors
Like a weird uncle who gives his adult nephew a present that reads "From Santa," Joaquin Phoenix is still struggling to prop up a hoax-y music career that's way past its sell-by date. More » -
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Joaquin Phoenix's Hoax Denial Doesn't Actually Deny Anything
Now that everyone has finally called bullshit on Joaquin Phoenix, his rep has issued a denial of the rumor/CLEAR TRUE FACT that his music career is just a hoax. However, precious little is really denied: More » -
#hoaxes
Joaquin Phoenix's Recent Craziness Is Really Performance Art
Our left coast cousin has been calling bullshit on this for months, and now Entertainment Weekly seems to agree with them: Joaquin Phoenix's supposed rap career is a total hoax. More » -
#hoaxes
Other Publications Starting To Call Bullshit On Joaquin Phoenix
We hope we've adequately prepared you for this shock: Joaquin Phoenix's rap career may be an elaborate hoax. Yes, we've pointed this out before, but now, two sources are confirming the stunt to Entertainment Weekly: More » -
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Joaquin Phoenix's Rap Career Demands Punctuality, Crotch-Baring
We may never know whether Joaquin Phoenix donned oven mitts and rocked the Queer Lounge at Sundance, but today, we know far more about his disastrous "performance" in Las Vegas than we ever wanted to. More » -
#gossiproundup
Britney Spears In $14 Million Book Deal?
Britney Spears will somehow seduce a publisher into paying millions for three books from her; Lindsay Lohan wants to re-seduce Gotham via magazine spread and Dan Abrams keeps seducing actresses. More » -
#sundance
Did A Disguised Joaquin Phoenix Crash This Gay Sundance Party?
Many of you have wondered if the eccentric douchebag featured recently in our Sundance quotes roundup was none other than newly minted faux-idiot Joaquin Phoenix. Let's examine the evidence! More »
