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more about #joefrancis more comments → SybilDisobedience: Am I the only one touched by the Boyzone story? I never listened to them and likely never will, but that's a sweet thing to do. #lindsaylohan more » DevilsAvocado: Joe Francis has no backbone... and he also has very creepy tic-tac teeth. more » Swordfish: Shooting Valium: Because it takes tooo much effort to swallow those little V pills with a slug of water? more » applejuice: Being named "celebrity mum of the year" by some British company seems to be a bad bad omen like no other. I remember when Kerry Katona was named that ... more » Penscribe: Tilda Swinton's stance on Polanski has affected my opinion of her. more » Cunning_Linguist: Jesus, that photo is terrifying. She looks like she has shanks hiding inside of that bizarre jacket, and she's waiting. Just waiting. more » hollygirl: Tilda cares about not building golf courses, and reserving the right to rape 13 year olds. Such diverse commitments! more » shehatesme: Ever since I saw Tilda Swinton in The Island or whatever that terrible movie was called, I have no doubt she can play crazy when she wants to. more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Maybe she meant that she REALLY WAS A POWER RANGER. This trainer thing is just her secret identity. That is SO TOTALLY cool. Now I wonder which color ... more » Solomon Grundy: Part of me wishes Trump would go ahead and call Swinton a terrorist, since that's what he means, and maybe the ad absurdem would help people understan... more » raincoaster: The 92nd street Y is on Twitter. Things could get interesting. more » raincoaster: People lie about having been in Power Rangers? I mean, to pretend they HAD been? Also, no way Tyra dropped four dress sizes. Maybe she dropped thirty... more » contradicto: OK that wax statue of Michael Jackson looks less like him and more like these: more » Swifter: Which one of these two is Madonna? more » SpyMagician: What’s with the longish hair? more » -
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Lindsay Lohan "Still Learning" Time, Fashion
Lindsay Lohan tries to explain her adventures in fashion. Britney Spears receives a dubious award. Joe Francis has no backbone. And we feel bad for Leona Lewis. Yes, it's your Thursday morning gossip roundup. It's it's chock full of nuts! More » -
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Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
Tilda Swinton and Donald Trump fighting. So are Tori Spelling and Star. And, yes, even Gore Vidal and Ed Koch. But at least there's some love: Heidi Klum and Seal had baby number four. Welcome to your Tuesday gossip roundup! More » -
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Madonna and Michael's Rivalry: Exhumed!
Michael Jackson saw rivalry in Madonna's eyes, Kelly Rutherford's husband won't be coming near her, and Jude Law's not the best father. All that and more in your Friday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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Plea Bargain Keeps Joe Francis Free to Charm America's Tops Off
Look out ladies—Joe Francis is a free man again! The alleged arm-twisting sexual aggressor and loathsome Girls Gone Wild founder copped a guilty plea yesterday, ending his battle with federal prosecutors over tax evasion. More » -
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Joe Francis' Planet's-Most-Loathsome Campaign Gets Underway
Joe Francis' storied career has been the Wal-Mart of slime: something to offend the whole family. Tax evasion, child exploitation, assaulting the press — he's got bargains in every aisle. Some wondered, what's left? But Francis has topped himself.
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War Of The Rose-Colored Floaties: Jon and Kate Gosselin's Dueling Pool Parties
Old guys: Jon Gosselin's still around, Paul McCartney still has lady problems. Brody Jenner, Joe Francis: small penises. Pattinson, Stewart, and the sacred word. Fire Island, the East Village, Africa: we are the world. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
Joe Francis fought with Brody Jenner and his girlfriend. Kristen Stewart's naked, lacks confidence, blows Robert Pattinson...away. Jason Biggs + Monkey = Comedy. Lily Allen is scary, Jessie Spano needs advice, Oasis broke up. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
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Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
Jon Gosselin's pissed Kate Major's lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth's GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Morning, here we go:
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#celebjurisprudence
Joe Francis Arrested Again, Yay!
There are some things in life that we'll never get tired of. The incarceration of flashcore titsploitation entrepreneur Joe Francis is one of those things. Break out the body shots! More » -
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Phelps Tried To Cover Up Pot Pics
Sometimes you just want to be left alone. Michael Phelps reportedly tried to pay to make pictures of his bong hits go away; John Mayer wants a lower profile than Jennifer Aniston offers. More » -
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Evil-Genius Lawyers Can't Get Joe Francis Stink Out Of New Furniture
Update time! Remember the ambitious Milwaukee lawyers who weirdly namechecked slammer-bound clients Wesley Snipes and Joe Francis en route to swanky new Malibu digs? Yeah — that didn't turn out so well. More » -
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Tom Cruise To Seduce America's Women By Being Slightly Less of a Jerk
Tom Cruise is trying to get inside the female mind; Joe Francis slipped into women's underwear and Mike Tyson is, once again, overwhelmed with lady attention. More » -
#sundance
Most Awful People On Earth Flock To Park City To Toast The Spirit Of Indie Cinema
Worst Publicist in the World™ Jonathan Jaxson sent us this photo of Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak, who "spent a weekend of intimacy with [fellow irredeemable sleazebag] Joe Francis while at Sundance." More »
