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more about #joetheplumber more comments → Btwbfdimho: The car of Lynda Farley, a Kentucky activist who attended the conference. The poisonous effects of smoking, she said, are "a hoax, just like global wa... more » NorthernLite: The entertainment was a singer named Rick Heil. This just writes itself. more » dwarf74: What's funny is that my wife and I were there for the Packers/Rams game, and I didn't even notice an influx of crazies. Well, except for the guys in ... more » Mediahohoho: Also, it's kind of disappointing this event didn't feature the most desperately needed seminar of all: how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground. more » Mediahohoho: I'm pretty sure Huck, while pandering to his base of crazies, just knocked himself out of serious contention for the 2012 nomination by promising to t... more » msquared: I'm not sure what Huckabee was getting at with that 'chipping off a part of New York City' bit. Real 'Mericans don't know anything about the geography... more » Jessestalker: "The sheer mechanics of homosexual conduct very naturally elicits revulsion in most rational folk. Therefore, most of us would prefer not to even imag... more » OliversArmy: Jesus appears to be lost. He thinks he's knock, knock, knockin' on heavens door. more » son of spam: The UN wouldn't float in the East River. It would tip over and create a landbridge to Queens. And then Manhattan would really be screwed. more » CaptainFantastic: I can't stand seeing the Schlafly name dragged through the mud like this. Let's be fair and balanced by plugging a different thinking Schlafly's busin... more » the_marquee_de_lafayette: Ironically, I was in St. Louis this weekend as well (for a wedding). This convention was clearly a non-event there as well. The only other people I ... more » Colonel Mustard: Joe the Plumber does realize that in order for that Ben Franklin quote to work in his favor he has to do something well to begin with, right? more » flossy: FUN FACT! Other notable recipients of the Golden Plunger award include: the officers who arrested Abner Louima; Wario. more » UGAdawg: Did they get the memo on the First Amendment making sure that Religion was not used as a basis for making law? Also, did they miss the memo on Aritlc... more » BettyCrocker: I haven't had a Homosexual Extremist Movement since I discovered that Gun Oil is far superior to Astroglide. more » -
#conferences
Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
Even though the "Values Voters Summit" was just last week in DC, Conservatives had themselves a "Take Back American Conference" this last weekend. This one sounds even crazier. More » -
#goddamnamerica
Uninsured Conservative Activist Solicits Donations to Pay Medical Bills Incurred While Protesting Health Care Reform
Kenneth Gladney was just hanging out outside a town hall in St. Louis last week when he was savagely beaten by union thugs. He had to go to the hospital and everything! But did you know that hospitals are expensive? More » -
#flackery
Meghan McCain Won't Share Ticket With 'Dumbass' Joe The Plumber
Setting an example for children of royalty, everywhere, Megan McCain wants people to know that the help should stick to being the help after explaining what depths Joe The Plumber should intellectually excavate next. Hint: It's near his plumber's crack.
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#joetheplumber
Joe the Plumber Is an Independent Douchebag
Joe the Plumber divorced the GOP this week, because he is in love with unwarranted attention. We should send him to Israel permanently, he could take down Likud in a month. [HuffPo] -
#leadership
Miss California Joins Embarrassing Conservative Leader All-Stars
"I would like to nominate Miss California as the new face of the marriage movement," NOM head Maggie Gallagher recently said. A wonderful idea, she'll fit right in with the rest of the GOP leadership! More » -
#nightmares
Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
It's "funny/horrifying political photo funnies Friday" here at Gawker HQ! This is Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelwhatever wearing one of those popular "Snuggie" things. More » -
#shock
Joe the Plumber Attacks Michael Steele
It's like a MadLib, isn't it? [Marginal unappealing GOP figurehead] criticized [unelected/unelectable GOP media mouthpiece] for [insane thing]. More » -
#warcrimes
Joe the Plumber Has Many Smart Things to Say About War and Journalism and History
Here, America, we hope you're happy with yourselves. Here is your "Joe the Plumber" "reporting" from the real-life no-scare quotes war in Gaza. More » -
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#journalismism
Joe The Latest Desperate Attempt at Remaining Relevant
"Joe the Plumber" is going to war! Some website is paying him to go to Israel and talk about things he knows nothing about, specifically everything. We were so close to being rid of him! More »
