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more about #johnfitzgeraldpage more comments → BlushResponse: Sexy Cheney, please. #halloween more » iplaudius: Costume: Julia Child (or, Meryl Streep as Julia Child) What You'll Need: Mouse-brown wig with short loose curls, blouse with a somewhat suggestive nec... more » Solomon Grundy: Hm, I like the first one, but I worry it would just come across as "Puffy Patrick Bateman." Or, worse, I used to work at McKinsey, so "Puffy 4-Years-A... more » Lucky: I just looked at the original John Fitzgerald Page post and those comments are HILARIOUS. Fantastic stuff. [gawker.com] #halloween more » CelebritySibling: Ernie Anastos: That crotch is insane. #halloween more » Betty Draper: Damnit. I am so being Anna Wintour (she was the backup for my first choice, Lady Gaga) and was really happy you hadn't mentioned her. Now you ruined i... more » TableNein: Costume: The Death of Print Media What You'll Need: copies of Gourmet, The New York Times, Elegant Bride, Glamour, Cookie ...etc. and zombie makeup. ... more » TuxedoUWS: Ummm, you left out one important thing- BIG TITS. Small breasted women (or fat ones) don't get to be fameballs. more » Lazy Susan: So you saying there's no one I can fuck for a fameball? more » son of spam: So posting pictures of my dick on websites isn't gonna cut it? Time for Plan B. more » LeGagneur: Parts of this article make me feel like Fameballs are some sort of Chia Pet. more » TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing: Can I be honest here? I still don't know who Julia Allison is? What she does? Where she came from? I've just read the name over and over on Gawker. Ot... more » Not The Red Baron: I like this article. I'm quietly a bit of a fan of Julia's, simply because she fulfills all of the above criteria so awesomely, and doesn't ever fall ... more » fileunder: You've gotta go to Davoscopenhagennewyorklondonch... on a regular basis. Right? more » onebadclam: This is about me, isn't it? more » -
#halloweenie
Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
We keep telling you which Halloween costumes to avoid, but we wouldn't be very servicey if we didn't offer up some suggestions, now would we? So, before you hit Halloween Headquarters this weekend, here is a list of Gawker-approved ideas.
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#fieldguide
So You Want to Be a Fameball?
Too often, random people contact us, begging to be covered as fameballs. What they don't realize is that fameballdom is an organic process. This guide will help your effort to become ubiquitous and despicable:
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#superstars
John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
Stop everything: John Fitzgerald Page—the Worst Person in the World—is doing stuff! Would you like to be in a movie with Bill Murray and Sissy Spacek? John Fitzgerald Page can make it happen: More » -
