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more about #johnmayer more comments → AngriestGeek: You know John Mayer has a penis and almost all rapists do too. Case closed. more » anchower: Making mountains out of molehills seems to be Gawkers stock in trade. more » triplethreat: I do not understand how someone's face can be "rapey." more » D2theMatthews: Sodomy is any sex that isn't for procreation (anal and oral copulation according to Webster's), so how do we know Mr. Mayer isn't just talking about a... more » RachelSklar: I read the piece. I did not find him to be rapey. more » FliesLikeThunder: If I dated both Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson I'd equate dating women with shame and punishment too. more » drunkexpatwriter: This quote sounds more closet gay than rapist to me: "It's crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble,... more » KA_editor: Ok, Miss Norma Mcdonald if hat really is your name, here's my rebut to the Hillary Clinton sucking lemons thing. Take a look at the main pic. John ... more » saagpaneer: Saying you'll 'forcefully sodomize' someone isn't necessarily rapey. Maybe they want you to forcefully sodomize them. There's a big difference between... more » snugbug: Just wondering: Are there popular "guitar gods" lamer than John Mayer out there? I've often tried to compile a Top Three Guitarists Lamer Than John Ma... more » dippitydoo: "pretty boy singer/songwriter?" blech. this guy has freaked me out since day one. when i heard 'your body is a wonderland' my gut instinct said: pe... more » Foster Kamer: OH. I guess I should note that there's also the possibility that John Mayer just hates his publicist. In which case: awesome. more » The-Littlest-Hobo: Furthermore, I have it on good authority that this is one of John Mayer's favorite songs of all time. (warning: This song is really fucked-up and... more » VioletViolet: I know a girl who met John Mayer at a bar and he told her that she looked like she could give really good head. What made me believe her is that she d... more » Cunning_Linguist: The only thing that could make me hate John Mayer is if he forcefully sodomized me. And that's because he should have just asked nicely. more » -
#americanpsychos
John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
No, seriously. John Mayer songs are great! Have you listened—like, really listened—to "Daughters"? That's a song. But why does John Mayer think it's awesome to give rapey quotes? More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace, Separated at Birth
Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie's baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan's suicide. Welcome to Wednesday's gossip gems! More » -
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Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
Jennifer Aniston's in love with someone, again. Paul McCartney's son's dreams are coming true and dying all at once. Jon and Kate are still deplorable. And Courtney Hazlett calls out Melissa Rycroft. Hoorah! It's your Friday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#quoteoftheday
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#gossiproundup
A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels the Credit Crunch
Stephanie Pratt's wallet could use a little help. Elton John's too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we discover that John Mayer not only plays guitar but both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. More revelations from In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
#maghag
Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
The September issue of Elle Decor goes where many women have gone before: John Mayer's bedroom. What does it look like where the magic happens? [Jezebel] -
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#gossiproundup
Madonna Regrets Divorcing Normal Person Because Jewish Bubbies Hate Jesus
Madonna regrets breaking up with Guy Ritchie because she's bored schtupping young men. Kate Major's still talking, for some reason, about Jon Gosselin. Leighton Meester went shopping and the SWAT team was called in. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping with a Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?
Jon Gosselin just can't get enough ass, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson's doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law. More » -
#cockroaches
Perez Hilton Is Scared And On The Lam
Infamous gossip monger/dirtbag Perez Hilton has maybe had the worst week of his life. And it's beginning to show: Perez is blogging scared. Is this the end for him? More » -
#opencaption
Too Many High School Halls Run Through
[Jazzy bluesy pop singer John Mayer helps a friend leave a bar in LA last night; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#gossiproundup
John Mayer Doesn't Go Out Unless He's Covered in Kisses
John Mayer went out on Saturday night and raised the bar on celebrity cheesedickery, David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are making out in public all over East Village, and Fergie admits to being bi-sexual. More » -
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Nobody Wants to See Tom Hanks Naked
Tom Hanks' sex scenes were cut from Angels & Demons, Olivia Palermo joins Elle, and John Mayer tries to get girls to sleep with him by text messaging "I want to tuck you in." More » -
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No One Going to Met Costume Gala, It's Too Crowded
No one is attending this party tonight except everyone. Plus: John Mayer is single and Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't. And lots of people from the '90s are still totally relevant! More » -
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LiLo Ex Shamefaced, At Least One Woman NOT a Whore says P6, Demi and Madge on Cougar Night
Stars and models and waitresses seek to salvage or repair their slutty reputations. Starring: John Mayer! Tina Brown! Lindsay Lohan! AND one lucky Waitress. More » -
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Rihanna's Tattoo Mistake Not Remotely Her Saddest Error
Rihanna and Chris Brown are each swearing off tattoo parlors; Neal Boulton is swearing off booze and Jessica Simpson is swearing off everything John Mayer ever told her. More » -
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The Barron Hilton Train Wreck Continues
New beginnings can be heartbreaking: John Mayer's new breakup song sounds ridiculous and transparent, but Paris Hilton's brother's new life plan is even worse. Way worse. More » -
#celebritards
How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R.
Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were supposed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are teaching us that public figures are terrible at shaping their own image. More »
