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more about #johnnydepp more comments → registered: Oh please. If this picture had been taken yesterday, we'd all be dicussing the starlet's utterly gross body. We'd not notice that lovely man's unse... more » topsy: Johnny Depp is attractive and from all reports is a nice guy (though I don't see why he should get so much credit for not cheating on his wife) but he... more » Spirit Fingers: Sorry, Brian, I respectfully disagree. more » b4nt4: i always felt really bad for the absolute nerdiest kid in my junior high whose name was steve mcqueen. to be a total geek is one thing (and as a side... more » yourfriendandneighbor: Johnny Depp is a girly man. more » UGAdawg: Jeff Goldblum is one bloke I'd love to see shirtless. I tried to find a pic but couldn't. He's unconventionally hot in my opinion. more » Newyorkez: Steve McQueen is absolutely the king of cool, no need to explain if you don't get him, and no need to strike a posse like all those male bimbos. more » Lizawithazee: I really can't make an important decision like this without a lot more pictures of handsome men without shirts. more » CumaeanSibyl: He was all that is man. more » ms_priestypants: *ahem* more » thouellette: Brian, you are a men incapable of writing a story without including some sort of obvious grammatical error. more » Seeräuber Jenny: Can't get worked up about a guy who refused to let Ali McGraw have a life. And he was a fairly limited actor. I'll watch almost anything Johnny Depp... more » snugbug: This is no knock on the lovely Steve McQueen, but c'mon: Clint Eastwood from "The Man with No Name" era through "Dirty Harry"? That laconic, squinty,... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Fuck YEAH! That'swhatImtalkin'bout. Screw you and your Willy Wonkas and Sparkle Vamps! more » mwynn13: But McQueen was by most accounts something of a dick, and a wife-puncher as well, while Depp seems like an incredibly nice and big-hearted person. Joh... more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. [Jezebel] -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#picoftheday
Long Live McQueen
[People may claim that Johnny Depp is the Sexiest Man Alive, but Steve McQueen is one of the sexiest man to ever live and he was the definition of cool. Sorry, Johnny. You're not there yet. Image via Life.com.] -
#strangeencounters
Step Inside The Frightening, Surprisingly Punny World Of Tim Burton
This fall, MoMA is inviting art lovers to consider the work of the contemporary mixed-media artist who brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure, and the sight of an entire dinner party singing Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat song: Tim Burton. [Jezebel] -
#swashbuckling
Johnny Depp's Threat Not to Make Pirates 4 Collapses on Day 10
Johnny Depp made a big deal about making known his dissatisfaction after his friend Dick Cook was ousted from Disney last week. Apparently he's already forgotten about that. More » -
#picoftheday
Designer Impostors
[Fake Sean Connery, fake Johnny Depp, fake Rod Stewart, and fake Elton John mingle at the Sunburst Convention of Celebrity Tribute Artists in Orlando. Image via Getty] -
#trailerpark
Alice's Computer-Created Wonderland
Curiouser and curiouser! A teaser trailer for Tim Burton's Johnny Depp-as-Mad-Hatter Alice in Wonderland has been released at last. And it's... sigh... a bit disappointing. Just because it looks CGI'd and 3D'd to within an inch of its life. More » -
#traderoundup
Nerd Christmas: The Warcraft Movie Will Soon Be Raping and Pillaging the Box Office
Today we hear news about the biggest computer game movie in a while, about an old cartoon that will live again, about Jami Gertz and Johnny Depp, who both survived the 80s in completely different ways, and about Kendra. More » -
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#gossiproundup
Farrah Fawcett's Son Deals With Prison Officials For His Mother's Funeral
Can Farrah Fawcett's jailed son attend her funeral? Is Coolio's next fantastic voyage to jail? Does Johnny Depp watch his own movies? Will Real Housewives of Dirty Jerz (and Kelly Bensimon!) ever go away? How's Walter Cronkite? Let's find out: More » -
#gossiproundup
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
Jada Pinkett Smith says she and Will like to bang in other people's homes, Victoria Beckham has her third boob job, Nicole Ritchie breaks up Lohan and Ronson, Owen Wilson still loves Kate Hudson, and Judd Apatow sucks in bed. More » -
#traderoundup
George Clooney to Star as Martin Luther King in Lars von Trier's New Biopic
Just kidding. Today we have more news from the TV upfronts, plus movie word from sunny, splashy, ridiculous Cannes. More » -
#opencaption
This Makes Complete Sense
[Johnny Depp drives a teeny tiny car while filming "The Rum Diary" in Puerto Rico; image via Splash] -
#traderoundup
And You Shall Know Them By Their Trail of Manolos
The return of Sex and the City, the not-return of Matthew Perry. Strange movies and people win strange festival awards, and Slovenia finally gets some sunshine. More » -
#tattoos
Megan Fox Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos
Megan Fox and her fiance, David from 90210, have broken up. Sad news—especially since Fox has her now-ex's name permanently tattooed on her body. Which other celebrities have made the same mistake? More » -
#memes
'What What (In the Butt): The Movie' Inching Towards Reality
19,864,151 Samwell fans simply cannot get enough of his smash hit "What What (in the Butt)", some even feeling the infectious dance-ode to proposed anal penetration could be fleshed out into a feature-length film. More » -
#publicenemies
Early 'Public Enemies' Reviews Hint Johnny Depp Might Be Proficient Actor
After the controversy that ended production on Public Enemies beneath a pall of suspicion and busted craft-services morale, we are relived to hear today that Michael Mann's gangster epic survived — and maybe even flourished. More » -
#thethreestooges
Has Sean Penn Hired A Voice Coach To Master The Nyuk-Nyuk?
The Farrelly brothers' adaptation of The Three Stooges has been hit with about as many casting rumors as the upcoming, unwritten Batman sequel. Now, though, there may be proof that Sean Penn is suiting up. More »




