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more about #johnsonjohnson more comments → BlinkyMcChuck: It's like Grey Gardens meets Valley of the Dolls. more » i'm a bottle: These women are all kinds of crazy, but it's a frighteningly sexual, Nietzschean kind of crazy. It's like the women from a Georges Bataille story sud... more » econdave: I can't believe I've followed this story enough to know it, but Lennard says she is not Johnson's ex. "Lennard said she had never had sex with Johnso... more » BookishLookish: Fuck you, Casey bleachy-haired crazy-ass baby adopter and abandoner. And fuck you, scrawny creepy model girl for going public with this sad story. And... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: Jasmine appears to be wearing a shredded nun. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I think this was already a movie--the blonde wakes up at the end and realizes she's fucked. David Lynch, director. more » DennyCrane: Every time I think of Casey Johnson, I think of the part in Ghostbusters right before the arrival of Gozer, where Sigourney Weaver and Rick Moranis ge... more » resipsaloquacious: That'sa it! No lunch today -- I am thinspired! more » AzureTexan: It's possible, though perhaps not probable, that Johnson was using the vibrator to whisk lime juice and cornstarch in a medium heavy saucepan, knowing... more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: With Heather Matarazzo as Courtenay Semel. more » drunkexpatwriter: I'm still confused as to what sort of message you are trying to send when you leave a wet vibrator in the bed of an ex. Is this a come on? A romanti... more » Pope John Peeps II: Her parents let their insane daughter buy a child, then cut her off financially? Basically ensuring that this tiny girl would, what... die? more » RandomLunatic: Man, in about 35 years or so the Casey Johnson story is gonna make Grey Gardens seem genteel. more » Mike Jahn: Aw. The house on Mulholland needs a cleaning. more » -
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Casey Johnson Is Broke and Abandoned, According to Her Used Vibrator Victim
There is something awkward about a single-source story wherein the source's accusation that the subject stole her panties and discarded a used vibrator in her bed never comes up. Sometimes it's worth it, though.
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