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more about #jokes more comments → raincoaster: Paging J*l*a A*l*s*n's next boyfriend... #hipsters more » onebadclam: Pabst Blue Ribbon. The Embodiment Of Cool. #hipsters more » intime: I would buy Pabst, but only if Laverne and Shirley are still working there. #hipsters more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: This is actually kind of amazing if you're familiar with the history of the Pabst brand. It's value was next to nothing when it was bought back in the... more » goetz: Maybe the Weinstein Co. will buy it, let it lose value, and then sell it to some enterprising and naive European royal. #hipsters more » Unsolicited Advice: A hipster with a trust fund is more likely to have $300 mil than a dude with an actual job. America! #hipsters more » BowlingForDollars: PBR ain't got nothing on Miller High Life Light. #hipsters more » psybab: Also, Clinton (and every other politician) lied, denied, and tried to evade the accusation. Dave came straight out and admitted it, and told the whole... more » SinisterRouge: He's not really even saying anything about Bill. He's just calling Lewinsky and Hillary fat constantly. Asshole. more » momof3wildkids: Hey, I like a good Clinton/Lewinsky joke from time to time - but did you need to post a picture of her that makes her look like she is merely a oral s... more » Dominant Glee Club: It should be said that the opening salvo of jokes about Letterman and this "scandal" came from Letterman, and it's unlikely that anyone will do a bett... more » Tart of Darkness: Uh. These aren't really Clinton jokes. These jokes all disrespect Monica Lewinsky far more than they disrespect Clinton. Clearly they mirror Letter... more » contradicto: I'm not seeing what the big deal is. So he had sex with his assistant(s) and cheated on his partner. Yes it's wrong, but it's not like it doesn't happ... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Leno's intern: Stuttering John? more » MrInBetween: Thank you for identifying the one thing this parade of jackasses is good at! Putting the uck in f*ck. more » -
#funnyjokes
Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)
Pabst Brewing Company, maker of PBR, is going up for sale. Oh we know who should buy it: A hipster! Hahahaha. Sure, try finding a hipster with $300 million! Hahaha. Maybe for beer they'd find it! Haha. [NYP. Pic: LATFH] -
#letterman
Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
Since David Letterman went public about having sex with members on his staff, one of his myriad humiliations is having all those millions of "sex with interns" jokes he made about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky turned back at him.
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#sex
The Double Entendres Of August
There is so little "real news," in August. So you can create your own conspiratorial mythology, like Glenn Beck, or you can just turn literally everything you say into a "that's what she said" joke, like everyone else on TV. More » -
#literature
Adorable Literary Hoax Goes Entirely Unnoticed
In a 2004 issue of academic journal Modernism/Modernity, David Foster Wallace's short story collection Oblivion was reviewed by Jay Murray Siskind, a professor at Blacksmith College, and a fictional Don DeLillo character. And no one noticed! More » -
#columnists
The Wit and Wisdom of Thomas Friedman
Thomas Friedman, the New York Times columnist, is famous for his joke, that he had, once. But did you know that he has told many jokes, in the past? More » -
#senate
Senator Franken Finally Tells a Joke!
This is Al Franken's first week on the job, so he didn't have time to prepare actual questions for Sonia Sotomayor. Instead he talked about Perry Mason, and how that show made Sotomayor want to be a prosecutor. More » -
#jokes
David Brooks Has a Hilarious Story About Being Groped by a Senator
Last Friday, Times columnist David Brooks attempted to tell some sort of... joke, maybe? It is hard to figure out what the hell is he doing here, besides claiming that a Republican Senator groped him, for an hour. More » -
#twitterati
All She Wanted to Do Was Learn How to Read a TelePromTer
Ana Marie Cox is guest-hosting for Rachel Maddow tonight! She is so psyched! Or she was, until a certain someone had to go and die unexpectedly yesterday. More » -
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#fortherecord
Imus Producer Was Actually First to Call Sotomayor 'J-Lo' For No Reason
Earlier this week, we claimed some moron blogger was the first racist to publicly call Sonia Sotomayor "J-Lo" for no reason other than her ethnicity. We were incorrect. More » -
#cindyadams
Ancient Columnist Devotes Half a Column to Ancient Doctor Jokes
Million-year-old gossipeuse Cindy Adams got the funniest email from her good friend Edward Elson! So she just reprinted it, in her New York Post "gossip" "column," because we can't all be Andrea Peyser, right? See, a guy goes to his doctor... More » -
#aprilfoolsday
Today We Won't Post a Rant On How Lame April Fools' Day Is
Haha PUNK'D! Happy Day When Everyone Thinks They're Fucking Hilarious, guys! Let's all have a chuckle at the "hoaxes" and "pranks" and depressing stabs at heavy-handed jocularity that make up April Fools' Day.
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#journalismism
Letterman Mocks Poor Laid Off Reporter
David Letterman thought it was pret-ty funny to laugh at Alicia Ebaugh's story in the Cedar Rapids Gazette about a man caught sexing a blow-up doll. Why does David Letterman laugh at the unemployed? More » -
#theend
Bush's Last Laugh
George W. Bush's farewell tour is going swimmingly! We're all so thrilled to be rid of him that we're just letting him bumble around seeming kinda sad and relieved. More » -
#money
Obama Donor List Full of Fraud!
The Obama team has released its first transition donor list! Among the usual gang of employees of the nation's largest defense contractors (Boeing, Lockheed, and Raytheon have four donors between them!), trial lawyers, radical academics, and government employees, we found this transparent example of yet more illegal donations. Just look at who "Doug Berman," $500 donor, claims to work for. More »
