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more about #jonasbrothers more comments → Lysergic Asset: "If your boyfriend wants a three-way with you and his hot, underage Chilean housekeeper and you deny him, it's bad for his self esteem and will only m... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Devendra Banhart! I was trying to remember his name this weekend!! The most I could come up with was "That hipster dude that dated Princess Naboo...... more » Spirit Fingers: So are we to assume that Rihanna is over the whole "getting beat in the face" thing? Because it sounds to me that she's not done sending "sexy girl" p... more » BowlingForDollars: LiLo and Sam are this era's Liz and Dick. Glad to see they are back on good terms. Those crazy kids. more » DahlELama: Well, naturally, when I want relationship advice, the first person I turn to is Rihanna... You know who I feel bad for, RiRi? People in abusive relat... more » bboston88: I'm going to just say it. I cannot stand Rihanna. I think she cannot sing and her songs are crap. I have no idea how she scored a record deal in the f... more » AzureTexan: "50 Cent carries $25,000 on his person at all times "just in case..." In an interesting coincidence, I carry 50 cents on my person at all times. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Sendimg the lady flowers. more » skahammer: Sometimes the popular press burbles up a quote that just takes one's breath away. if you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad fo... more » maxiepad: how do you call that weird red thing that hangs off a, mmm, rooster's head? well, she's got it right more » Airvault: "Nick Jonas : Jonas Brothers :: John : The Beatles" So he's dead? more » drunkexpatwriter: I'm happy to get naked pictures of my girlfriend, but I don't see why, exactly you'd absolutely have to have them. In general you can see your girlfri... more » Mike Jahn: Carrie Prejean, Vanessa Hudgens and Rihanna all need costars for their pics/vids. I suggest the Jonas Brothers. more » Frecklepup: C'mon, Gawker. You just broke a cardinal rule of entertainment journalism: The words "Will Ferrell" and "genius" may never appear in the same paragr... more » DahlELama: SO, SO pissed about Watkins's firing. She turned a character I would normally hate (the Bitch Pleeze blogger) into someone who made me crack up for re... more » -
#gossiproundup
Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
"I feel bad" for boyfriends whose girlfriends don't send them XXX self-portraits, says Rihanna; Tiger Woods' sexy texts messages are out; LiLo and SamRo make nice. Wednesday's gossip is one nip slip short of a tabloid triathlon. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jennifer Aniston Must Compete with Gerard Butler's War Pug for Affection
Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are so doing it, Kevin Jonas is engaged, Hayden Panetierre is totally naked in her new movie, Tinsley Mortimer is dating a German aristocrat and Mischa Barton gets kicked out of a London nightclub's bathroom. More » -
#tweens
Jonas Bro Invades DC, Befriends Old Men
Nick Jonas (not the ugly one) (but notthe cute one?) testified on Capitol Hill today, and guess who acted like a bunch of tween girls: the mothers of tween girls, and the DC press corps. And a Senator! More » -
#opencaption
Littlest Jonas Reluctantly Gets Into Position
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#mondaymorningboxoffice
Gun-Wielding Madea Bravely Fends Off Be-Hotpanted Jonas Brothers
Good morning and happy, miserable Monday everyone. (Snow on the East, rain on the West). While you cower inside, away from the elements, ponder over the weekend box office report and wonder... why? More » -
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#clips
Barbara Walters Asks Your Burning Oscar Night Questions
While you were busy ogling pretty ladies in pretty dresses, ABC was airing Barbara Walters' investigative report on the really important issues. Such as: Is Joe Jonas a jerk? And is Hugh Jackman gay? More » -
#grammys
A Tale Of Two Grammys: Radiohead Bludgeons The Jonas Brothers
If the incoming Oscar producers are serious about their pledge to detonate the awards show and rebuild from scratch, may they take two imperative lessons from Sunday night's Grammy telecast: More » -
#polls
Which Jonas Brother Would You Lay Off?
Yesterday Ad Age humorist Simon Dumenco issued a fake report about Disney laying off a Jonas Brother. But he didn't say which one! And it's an important thing to consider. Who would you axe? More » -
#crushes
"Malia Obama-Jonas"...has a nice (purity) ring to it. [HuffPo]
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#poppolitics
The Downside of the First Couple's Celebrity Status
John McCain was indeed right. Barack Obama, our glorious just-out-of-the-box new president, is nothing more than a common celebrity. Just look at today's famous person gossip rags. More » -
#mediacrack
Conde Nast Peanut Butter Scandal Dominates Media News
In your Monday live-from-the-Chinatown-bus media column: Broke newspapers, Disney saved by Monkees, and Conde Nast's desperate peanut butter restrictions: More » -
#riots
NYPD Prepares For A Jonas Bros. 'New Year's Tramplin' Eve'
When the NYPD looks at the Jonas Brothers, they see something far more ominous than a fraternal trio of virginally delicious pop stars: They see a NYE riot at the Crossroads of the World. -
#russellbrand
Russell Brand Willing to Personally Defile the Jonas Brothers
Though Russell Brand defined this year's MTV Video Awards by repeatedly cracking jokes about the Jonas Brothers' purity rings, it had seemed of late that the comedian had moved on to Helen Mirren.
