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more about #jonkateplus8 more comments → Perhaps Not: I would absolutely watch a geological thriller. Or an illogical thriller! Or a biological thriller. Wait, that last one would just be porn. more » HiredGoons: Minnie totes just stuck her finger in his bum. more » EleanorRigby: Executive producing! Well check out our boy, learning the biz already. more » bytememehard: At first I thought that was Brüno with Minnie. more » Xenu Warrior God: It will be interesting to see if a divorce court judge requires them to liquidate their primary asset....their home. Divorce court judges are usually ... more » Nice Beaver: As a child of divorce, I can assure you this: Those boys will see rated R nude scenes every other weekend at a much earlier age than God intended. more » fileunder: Margaret Cho's mother will take them all in, and we'll have decades and decades of 'funny things my Korean mom says' jokes. more » HiredGoons: You can probably wring a season out of them trying to figure out how they're going to be able to afford eight therapists for their kids. more » BreeKilledGeorge: what, gays can't blog about breeders without sneering? more » City_Dater: The children held a family meeting, Jon and Kate not invited, and voted to start proceedings to become the youngest emancipated minors in U.S. history. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Is there a way we can discuss it using Hamilton's other phobia of CuteOverload discussion items like Ooochy-woooshkins? more » Foster Kamer: I'm going with the two Dark Horse possibilities: 1. They're moving to New York. You'd be surprised how quick they slap these shows together, and Jon l... more » Nice Beaver: 4. Kiddie Thunderdome - Until only one remains! more » electriklights: Hope the MTV/ VH1 doesn't give him a spin off reality show next. more » Spirit Fingers: I don't believe that's his hair. more » -
#traderoundup
Your Zac Efron Dreams Are About to Get Thrilling
Some strange casting decisions plague us today, while others intrigue us. Also, MTV ponders a terrible idea, AMC picks up an interesting show, and everyone watched Jon & Kate Plus Hate. More » -
#speculation
A Weary Media Wonders What's Gonna Happen on Jon & Kate Plus 8 Tonight?
No one cares that Jon & Kate (Gosselin, from the we-have-8-kids reality show) might divorce. But also, everyone cares. News people, specifically, are paid to care, which can be a hard job. Here's a compilation of those noble folks trying. -
#celebrityscience
Handicapping the Jon and Kate Announcement Thing
What is today, America? Lo, it's the day when Jon and Kate Gosselin make their big announcement on the reality show they have, with their kids, on the TV. This could save gossip magazines! We rank the possibilities, below. More » -
#highgloss
The End of the Poptart Era: An Us Weekly Cover Analysis
How has celebrity gossip changed in over the years? Don't we hear a lot more about sad reality blobs these days than we do about say, one Britannica H. Spears? We employed our loyal assistant Julia Schweizer to find out. More » -
#realestatescorn
Jon Gosselin's Not Looking for a New York Mansion
Last night we heard that Jon Gosselin, the maritally-troubled* costar of Jon & Kate Plus 8, might be looking for a TrumpTowersPlace sex pad. Now a resident of said building has provided us with more details: More » -
#bigquestions
OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
We'd like to avoid this story as much as possible, because mostly it's just gross, but this is TOO BIG to pass up! Jon & Kate from hit reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 are making a major announcement. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Kate Wore A Bikini & Twilight Stars Are In Love
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where, according to the tabloid covers, only two things are newsworthy: Kate Gosselin's "revenge" bikini body; and whether the stars of Twilight are hooking up. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Famous Lady Who Hates Fame Does Her Best To Look Inconspicuous
[That's Kate Gosselin of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" who hates fame with her boyfriend/bodyguard at BWI, which is known as "the celebrities' airport"; image via Splash] -
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Bulging Beach Bodies & Hasselhoff Death Watch
If it's Wednesday, we must be playing Midweek Madness. Why else would assistant Margaret and I let the tabloids — Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star — kick us in the shins? [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Cheated On Brad With Blonde Female Rocker
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I attempt to ingest the nutty stuff produced by the weekly tabloids. Details from Us, In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style and Star, inside. [Jezebel]
