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more about #joshuadavidstein more comments → MisterHippity: Love the Buffalo Springfield reference, Josh. Can you feel it getting down to the wire? more » heywhat: Next week, I really hope that Jen and Kevin are able to pull things off and get rid of one of the brothers. I'm sick of their storyline. I get it, the... more » Conchie Birdie: I am thrilled Eli's finally gone, although I was a little stunned that Blaise would be good friends with such a product-laced twerp. more » Mo MoDo: Michael V acts like the trophy is his own Until a judge chokes on a fish bone Bryan just waits and sits But the judges say it tastes like shit Kevin ... more » SarieSarieQuiteContrary: Your poem made my heart sing and my mouth water! J.D.S. doesn't have a commenting star?!? C'mon, Gawker! more » snugbug: Mother of Christ, a recap in rondeau? Oh kindly please tell me it ain’t so! It sets the bar too high for those More comfortable commenting in prose.... more » ima221: I loved this episode but do worry Eli took the sword so Bryan could carry on-- I don't know if that is a "bad thing" considering Bryan has been far mo... more » youngmarblegiant: I am weeping. more » Swifter: Animals. The other white meat. #newyorktimes more » Foster Kamer: Oh, this is just awesome. It's like receiving advance notice that a spicy, wonderful present is in the mail. #newyorktimes more » resipsaloquacious: What, it's not like they killed the pig for that pic, right? If so, I blame Foer. #newyorktimes more » Atilla the Bun: Maybe I'm missing something here (wouldn't be the first time), but I don't think this illustration accompanies a review of the book, much less a negat... more » BBQcornnuts: I'm glad to see that someone else has breakfast in bed after the full makeup/hair treatment. I thought I was the only one. #topchef more » abettertomorrow: I'm in the minority here, but this show is so bad! These 'chefs', while they can certainly cook better than me, are just short order cooks with their... more » dystopika: Bloody hilarious recap. There must be some erotic fan fiction out there involving the sexcapades of Padma n' Nigella. I'm so relieved that Robin's o... more » -
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Top Chef: Ahab Finally Slays the Great White Whale
Every time I watch Top Chef, it sets my eyes on fire. And everything it's got is all I requires. I can feel it getting down to the wire. Top Chef and JDS, little sleep, lots of coffee. More » -
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Dead Animal Helps Pan Book Decrying Animal Death
Yes, that was a real pig's head illustrating the New York Times' negative review of Jonathan Safran Foer's anti-meat-eating book, Gawker contributor Joshua David Stein has confirmed. The letters to the editor should be especially entertaining next Sunday. -
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And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning
Awaken and behold the tale of six chefs, two hearts beating as one, a sad strip, a sassafras dream and a love supreme. I'm Joshua David Stein and this is your Top Chef recap. More » -
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The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
Good afternoon, my lovelies!!! It's Joshie. Last night—OMG it was adorbs!—I curled up and watched Top Chef on the television. What did you do, my dolls? More » -
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Top Chef: Restaurant Wars (And Other People) Are Hell
Quo vadis, y'all? It's Joshua David Stein. I'm still emotionally shaken from the mental shipwreck of last night's Top Chef, a competitive alternate reality located somewhere in Las Vegas. Let's cry together. More » -
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Top Chef: A Tale of Two Cancers, One Pig and a Mustache
Hello, It's Joshua David Stein here, halfway through a beautiful bottle of pinot [noir!] It's only 10:15am but it's time to drunkenly discuss Bravo's Top Chef somewhere, emmeyeright? More » -
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Watching Top Chef at Ten In the Midnight of Good and Evil
Hey y'all. This is Joshua David Stein. I'm writing this from beautiful Savannah Georgia where it's hard to find Bravo and thusly Top Chef: Las Vegas. Luckily we found it in a hotel lobby bar. More » -
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Top Chef Meets Cormac McCarthy in No Basque Country for Old Men
Howdy. This is Joshua David Stein. I wore chaps last night to the premiere of Top Chef Las Vegas: Episode 5 in my living room. Were you there? OMG it was so crowded. More » -
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Collaborationist Cuisine and Cultural Imperialism Doom The Poor
Bonjour, je m'appel Joshua David Stein. Je vais discuter le program Top Chef: Las Vegas qui passe au le network demigay, Bravo hier soir. Merci a Brian de m'avoir remplaçé gentilement le semaine derniere. More » -
#socialnetworks
Learn to decode subtle Facebook brags, and become annoyed with your "friends" all over again.
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The Night Top Chef Became Big Brother
Hello. My name is Joshua David Stein. I tuned in last night to the second episode of Top Chef Las Vegas, a show on Bravo and now, I see, a Gawker advertiser. Uh oh. More » -
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The Strange Victimy World of Top Chef Las Vegas
Saludos! My name is Joshua David Stein. Last night Top Chef Las Vegas premiered. I'm still struggling to make sense of it. Let's struggle together. More » -
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Gird Yourselves For Top Chef Las Vegas
Hi. My name is Joshua David Stein and I can't believe Padma Lakshmi can't afford clothes. Top Chef Las Vegas premieres Wednesday night on Bravo. I'm quivering with excitement. Let's peek over the trench together.
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#thegays
Love of Gay Bars Will Tear Us Apart, Again
An article in the latest issue of Out says that more gay bars are popping up all over the country. That is very true, and it could be the worst thing to happen to gay culture since Judy Garland Died. More » -
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Top Chef: Masters Spies on Girl Scouts, Snoops In Dorm Rooms
Hello. My name is Joshua David Stein. I think we should probably talk about what happened last night on Bravo's Top Chef: Masters. It was at once heartwarming and a little creepy. More » -
#society
Who's In the Monkey Bar Mural?
Wispily pompadoured Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter's new midtown venture Monkey Bar is a bar/restaurant for rich people. There's even a giant mural commemorating some of between-wars New York's bestest richies. So who's in it? More » -
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Top Chef Ends. Rash of Self-Inflicted Fork-Into-Eye Wounds Reported
Bom dia a todos. Eu sou Joshua David Stein. The world's worst hour of television aired yesterday. It was called Top Chef and it's an hour I wish never happened. Now let's relive it. More » -
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Place Your Top Chef Finale Bets Here
Hey you Bravo loving fools! It's JDS. In a mere eightish hours, the finale of the fifth season of Top Chef will descend like a pestilence. Meanwhile, enjoy this photograph which reveals the following: More » -
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N'awlinsqatsi and the Return of Crapster Leah
Hello. My name is Joshua David Stein. The penultimate episode of Bravo's Top Chef aired last night. Let's discuss. More » -
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Padma Readies For Finale Climax
Hello, my name is Joshua David Stein. Please, open your hymnals to Matthew 26:17 wherein is discussed Bravo's reality television show Top Chef. More »
