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Couture-us Interruptus
[Karl Lagerfeld puts an end to a three-way roll in the hay on the barn-inspired runway for his Chanel presentation in Paris yesterday. Image via Getty] -
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Fembots in Disguise
[Katy Perry and her anonymous fashion gay have some fun with a Karl Lagerfeld printed bag before attending the Yves Saint Laurent show in Paris yesterday. Image via INF] -
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"You Were Right. It Is Easy to Smuggle Orphans Into the Country."
[Professional fan waver Karl Lagerfeld checks out the devious handiwork by French pop star Jean Roch in Saint-Tropez; photo via INF] -
#gossiproundup
Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
Former John Edwards campaign insider Andrew Young won't STFU. Karl Lagerfeld was told to STFU by Heidi Klum's people. Courtney Love trashed a hotel room. Harry Potter cast members got Swine Flu! Presenting your firework-cinged post July 4th Gossip Roundup! More » -
#linguisticfascism
Karl Lagerfeld Will Not Tolerate Hoi Polloi Appropriations Of Chanel
Chanel, the legendary fashion brand run by Mugatu-esque overlord/enemy to Heidi Klums everywhere, Karl Lagerfeld, is pissed. They let everyone know how much they cringe when you use their name to refer to anything but Chanel. Dare speaketh Chanel?! More » -
#thepoors
Karl Lagerfeld Fights For The Meek
"Mr. Lagerfeld said he cut the VIP section to create 'equality in an unfair world.'" More » -
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"I'm Richie Cunningham and This Is My Beautiful Wife, Oprah."
[Designer Karl Lagerfeld at the Chanel show for Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week; image via Splash] -
#fashion
Fat Chicks and Furry Beasts Menace Karl Lagerfeld
Delightfully insane fashion person Karl Lagerfeld is not afraid to formulate patently ridiculous defenses of decadence. Fur is bad and models are too skinny? More like animals are dangerous and girls are too fat! More » -
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Anna Wintour's Princess Leia Dress: Time's Worst Outfit of the Year
Anna Wintour's sequined, seahorse-looking Karl Lagerfeld dress was controversial back when the Vogue ruler wore it to the Costume Institute gala in May. Time's final verdict is another slap to the embattled editor. More » -
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[Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld at the Berlin Film Festival yesterday; image via WENN]
