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more about #katyperry more comments → raincoaster: Some days the crazies are the only reason to sign in to Twitter. I'm Following this one guy who broadcasts reports on the strength of the Republican M... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: She's rich and skinny and pretty and can do whatever the hell she wants. more » BettyCrocker: Dress Your Socialites In Shoulderpads And Glitter more » SuperBien: Gosh, she's a really pretty girl . . . That would make a great Duran Duran album cover . . . more » daveyjonesisdead: Just the pictures, Lydia, just the pictures. more » BadUncle: J'adore that photo. I can't snark at gunpoint. more » AuntPenny: Rob Pattinson can be as smelly as he wants. I still want to carry him around in my pocket forever and ever. #russellbrand more » sarrible: For a minute there, I really thought "Jho Low" was some sort of pun on Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband trying to sell their sex tapes. #russellbrand more » newjewrevue: Wheely bins are trash cans and I have no idea why that would be included in a real estate listing. #russellbrand more » VioletViolet: Demi Moore looks (more than, I think) a touch anorexic but that's insanely hot? #russellbrand more » WackoJacko: Madonna going to meet Jesus' mother. Meta, meta, meta, meta, meta. #russellbrand more » Magister: I love how even Russell Brand's realtor put "yoga" in quotation marks. more » raincoaster: "Puma" actually means something different, but I'm so stoned on cold meds I can't remember what it is. I think it's a younger-generational maneater, w... more » pureblarney: Yet another reason to love Ian McKellen. #russellbrand more » deepey: Maybe Pattinson does it on purpose to keep the tweeny hordes at bay? more » -
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Oh, Lydia, Engaging the Crazies on Twitter Will Only Make Them Crazier
Socialite, model, and cool movie star Lydia Hearst loves her some Twitter. While it's great to tell us that she's going to a Twilight screening tonight (OMG!), she should not use it to engage the right-wingnuts who attack her. More » -
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For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
Russell Brand's house is for sale (so he can move in with Katy Perry?), Pam Anderson pulls a Blanche DuBois, and Robert Pattinson has poor hygiene. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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Luck Is No Lady Tonight
[Katy Perry wears a questionable outfit to the roulette wheel at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Berlin last night. Image via Getty] -
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Pam Anderson Makes Child Labor Fashionable
Child labor activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January Jones. Good morning! It's your Wednesday morning gossip roundup... More » -
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Jon and Kate's Children Officially H8 Them
Jon and Kate Gosselin completely suck at life. Michael Jackson was weird on The Simpsons. Weird! Weirdos will get off on Marge Simpson in Playboy. Carrey Mulligan? Emmy Rossum! Pervy Dr. Phil, many more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Coldstare Shoulder
[Leigh Lezark has a hard time making friends in the front row at the John Galliano show in Paris when Bria Valente, Prince, Sidney Toledano, Alexis Roche, Katy Perry and Russell Brand all turn away from her. Image via Getty] -
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Fembots in Disguise
[Katy Perry and her anonymous fashion gay have some fun with a Karl Lagerfeld printed bag before attending the Yves Saint Laurent show in Paris yesterday. Image via INF] -
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Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
Being a movie star — or motherhood — makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It's your gossip roundup! More » -
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A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels the Credit Crunch
Stephanie Pratt's wallet could use a little help. Elton John's too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
Gerard Butler rejects Kelly Bensimon, Adam Lambert's fans throw sex toys at him, Ashley Olsen is surprised she didn't end up like Britney, Ryan O'Neal gave his 11-year-old son cocaine, Joan Rivers hates Jon Gosselin and Madonna plagiarizes a poet. More » -
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Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
Michael Jackson's doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids for you. Jude Law's new baby's name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton Kutcher's fake life. Presenting an epic Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
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Again With the Katy Perry
[Katy Perry shows off a fake Josh Grobin tattoo after getting a real tattoo on her ankle in New York; image via INF] -
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I Do Not Enjoy Katy Perry
[That's my funny caption. Deal with it. The annoying singer is annoying on the "Today" show; image via INF] -
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Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More » -
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Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
Angelina threatens Jennifer for frequently texting Brad, Marlon Brando banged Jackie O twice, Lily Allen gets caught with coke in her nose, Victoria Beckham shows off her new rack and Katy Perry posts a nude pic with pizza on Twitter. More » -
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Grandma's Couch Out on Holiday
[Former Christian rock singer Katy Perry in London; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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"Ugh. I Just Wrote Another Song In My Mouth."
[Singer Katy Perry in Miami today, protecting herself from Swine Flu; image via Splash] -
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Magazine Editor Denied Entrance to His Own Awful Party
Good gravy. After a tough week of feeling like a schlub, it's nice to get a reminder that going out sucks. Today's example? A disastrous Paper magazine party to which an editor was denied entrance.
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"No, Don't Worry. It's Fake! Yeah, From the Wig District."
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Lohan, Leibovitz Out of Money
Because they're lesbians. No, seriously, that is why both the famous actress and the famous photographer are FLAT BROKE. Because of godless girl-love. Also, Matt Lauer ran into a deer. More »
