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more about #kidstoday more comments → ihatetwitter: There is too much attention paid to bazonga cancer. My dad is currently fighting asshole cancer and it is far more common. Of course women also have t... more » PinkPundit: Damn, I'm not keeping up with the times. I always thought they were "gazongas." #horacemann more » LatestBy: Come on. At least spell all those Nick Gerards names right. #horacemann more » Nick Gerard: Come on. At least spell my name right. #horacemann more » Rozelle’s Bagman: I just think it's great that a prep school newspaper can use Bazongas in a hed and the NYT can't. Not even in Maureen Dowd's column. more » metoometoo: Ooh, I know Scott Rogowsky! He is funny and a nice guy. I can't imagine that his speech was really offensive. #horacemann more » onebadclam: Grawl dogs? C.H.U.D.s not good enough for you pampered snobs? #horacemann more » pmarble: Wouldn't it be a wee bit weird if a female speaker said she mostly liked a guy because of his giant weiner/package/trouser snake/fill in your own sill... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Just wait til some guy wants to motor boat her bazongas. #horacemann more » shostakobitch: I want to put my grawl dog betwixt some bazongas. #horacemann more » SaraRueful: Ooh, someone needs to tell Leah Byland about that college "journalist" from Fairfield University. #horacemann more » boozeshaman: After too many refreshments, I once boorishly asserted that Farrah Fawcett had died of "pussy cancer," and was quickly made aware that, not only was ... more » TedSez: This is nuts. These students should find some stones, stop bawling over spilt milk, sack up, and go back to taking tests. #horacemann more » TheBusinessGuy: I'm waiting for this to be on Fox News. #horacemann more » Swifter: Possible new uses of this word: "Flight of the Bazongas" "Bazonga Nation" "When Bazongas are outlawed, only outlaws will have Bazongas" "The Bazonga ... more » -
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Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
Breaking Horace Mann news: "Former Student Body Presidents' performances in last Tuesday's assembly caused heated discussions regarding sexism, men's bigotry, and the boundaries of comedic relief among students and faculty in classrooms, advisories, and club meetings this past week." More » -
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Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
That 16-year-old TechCrunch writer with 120,000 Twitter followers, who we wrote about yesterday, is part of a burgeoning child punditocracy. Children are operating in virtually every facet media — and doing so successfully. Fear for your job.
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Babies born in contemporary Western societies will live to be a million, billion years old.
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#conspiracytheory
The Best Way To Get The Press Off Your Kids: Abortion Legislation
You're the Prime Minister of Spain. Your rarely seen daughters are tabloid sensations after an embargo on posting photographs of them is broken when pictures of them dressed as badass goths leak everywhere. So: what do you do? Run interference. More » -
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Spain's Goth First Daughters Embarrass, Embarrassed By Dad
Here's Barack and Michelle Obama with Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero and his family. The State Department uploaded it to Flickr. (What an unlikely sentence!) Whoops—no one in Spain has ever seen Zapatero's Goth daughters before! More » -
#hugs
Swine Flu Imperils Times Trend Piece Topic
Is the Times getting cute with us? Months after warning us of the teen hug epidemic they are now asking if teen hugs spread swine flu. More » -
#maghag
5 Reasons To Worry About Taylor Momsen
Sixteen-year-old Taylor Momsen landed the September cover of Teen Vogue, and in an interview, the actress known as Gossip Girl's Little J says some things that have us wondering if she's going to turn out okay. [Jezebel] -
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What Do Rich Kids Want to Do With Themselves, These Days?
Vanity Fair asked that pressing question, and they all want to GIVE BACK and BE CREATIVE ARTISTS, even though artists are all leeches, obv. More » -
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So Let's All Hate This Kid Now
Hey, New York wants you to know about this little budding interior designer kid, a senior at Drew College out in Jersey. He is a treat, if you're into really precocious youngsters. And aren't we? More » -
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Coachella: An Illustrated Nightmare
This weekend, a bunch of lame kids saw a bunch of lame bands (and a couple good ones) out in the desert. We thought we'd try to figure out what the deal is with a little trip through Flickr.
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#bullies
Judith Warner: Calling Kids 'Gay' Has Nothing To Do With Gays
Times internet family columnist Judith Warner has determined that when kids call other kids "gay" or "fag" they are actually enforcing outdated codes of masculinity, not actually accusing that kid of being a homosexual. More » -
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Palin Camp Accuses Levi of Acting Like Sarah Palin
Do you like irony? Sure, we all do! Here is a statement Sarah Palin's flack gave to People regarding the recent Tyra appearance by campaign prop and real-life boy Levi Johnston. More » -
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Littlest Entrepreneur Tanner Leuellen Gives Us Hope for Future
CNN anchorlady Tamron Hall just goes bonkers in this clip of 8-year-old businesskid Tanner Leuellen, who patrolled the halls of a Chicago trade show looking for a job as "apprentice creator." More » -
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That 13-Year-Old Conservative Pundit? Already A Kingmaker
Remember the name "Jonathan Krohn." At the 13-year-old's apparent rate of mental development, he'll soon move on from speaking at a conservative convention to launching the next National Review or Fox News. More » -
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Being a Conservative Pundit Is So Easy, Even a 13-Year-Old Could Do It
Meet Jonathan Krohn, age 13. He spoke at the Republican orgy-fest CPAC today. He wanted to show that he is just at good at spouting nonsense as your average Fox News guest. He'll go far! -
#schooldaze
Let Us Consider The NYU Twerps
What leads kids from urban-suburban/indie music settings to get their SDS on and "take over" a cafeteria with a list of demands? Should we mock them, or pity them? Well, we should mock them, yes.
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