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more about #kimjongil more comments → DoctorNine: Well, of course they are. How do you think they are going to get more hostages to bargain with? They don't grow on trees you know. more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Interesting choice of backdrop, for what looks like the most awkward Official Photograph ever taken.... more » ellagood: but seriously, not matter your party affiliation, this is a good thing. two girls are coming home (one of which is a mother to a 4 year old) without a... more » ellagood: that chick in the white coat is about the experience the most awesome gangbang ever. more » Mediahohoho: I love how the conservatroids are all, like, "he's an ex-President, our most sacred asset or some shit," in 2009. In comparison to the last 10 years w... more » htotheomo: My guess? The outcome was known in advance. Who comes out looking bad here? more » pmarble: The writer, a senior fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, is a douche bag. more » OdellLaenas: I see, Ambassador Bolton: Clinton's visit "legitimized" the North Korean regime. Fifty-plus years of lockdown military control didn't legitimize the ... more » MrInBetween: That carpeting was designed by The Martha Stewart On Quaaludes Collection at K-Mart. more » ___: Thats a lovely green rug pictured in the photograph. It would look perfect in my dining room. Do you think if I contacted the North Korean embassy t... more » snugbug: Bill-the-snake-charmer rammed it home, whoo! Glory, glory, hallelujah! ..But check out the official photo, four out of the eight subjects are posing i... more » shostakobitch: bill threatened sanctions against the official dprk cafe press site: [www.cafepress.com] more » MilkNCookies: I wish the photo included the rest of that mural, which has Kim re-enacting the scene from The Little Mermaid of Ariel on the rock. more » Cheap Shot: Upon further inspection, I realize that the crazy waves mural behind them absolutely rules my world! more » Paul.B.Dodd: This is what the pint-size tyrant wanted all along. To spin this into some kind of positive publicity for his crime syndicate of a country. I'm incr... more » -
#foreignaffairs
North Korea is reopening its southern border to allow tourism and Korean family reunions.
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#reportersinperil
Bill Clinton Frees US Reporters From Kim Jong-Il's Clutches
Bill Clinton went on over to North Korea, met the crazy dictator there, and won: North Korea has pardoned Current TV reporters Laura Ling and Euna Lee for their slanders and calumnies. More » -
#geneticmalfunctions
Kim Jong Il's Three Sons: A Douche, A Gay, A "Brilliant Comrade"
Someday, one of whacked-out demon leader Kim Jong Il's sons is going to inherit the porcelain throne that is North Korea's government. What makes the spawn of a psychotic despot tick? More » -
#hackers
Kim Jong Il More Web Savvy Than The Average Despot
Remember North Korean's deranged little troll leader, Kim Jong Il, the one firing missiles into the Pacific lately like a ten year-old with bottle rockets on New Year's Eve? Well, he's been hacking into American and South Korean government computers! More » -
#war
North Korea Planning To Fire Missile at Hawaii, Says Japan
Japanese intelligence has learned that Kim Jong Il plans to fire a Taepodong rocket at Hawaii, possibly on the 4th of July. Wait, what?! More » -
#schemes
Blame North Korea for All That V1@gRA Spam
How does impoverished North Korea afford all those nuclear bombs? It makes money just like the mafia: Insurance fraud and selling counterfeit boner pills. More » -
#journalismism
Dude Who Looks Like Kim Jong Il Incredibly Not Kim Jong Il's Son
Out of all the celebrities to resemble, North Korean loonmonster Kim Jong Il would not be the first choice of most guys (it would be this guy). But one dude does resemble him, and fooled the world media. Accidentally. More » -
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#capitalism
Get Your North Korean Propaganda Goodies From CafePress While They're Hot
In what has to be one of the more interesting internet finds in the history of blogging, Webnewser's Hunter Walker has stumbled across an official North Korean CafePress page where you can purchase brutal totalitarian regime-themed mugs, T-shirts, caps, etc. More » -
#war
North Korea Launches Crazy Music Missile
In a development that we really would have preferred not to have happened at all, psycho loner nation North Korea has launched a big missile. A big, crazy missile. Oh shit. More »
