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more about #kreepiekats more comments → VioletViolet: No one had sex in Dracula either (though you could probably count Jonathan and Mina on their wedding night, and either way, that certainly didn't stop... more » Airvault: "David Foster Wallace-Eggers-David-Eggers..." #yankeessuck more » scarletmenace: What, no penis this week??? #wherethewildthingsare more » DennyCrane: I'm beginning to think the messy apartment is staged. That brown shirt is in exactly the same place it was last week. #wherethewildthingsare more » DennyCrane: I'm beginning to think the messy apartment is staged. That brown shirt is in exactly the same place it was last week. #wherethewildthingsare more » Bos'un's Mate: Tucker, you really need a haircut. more » Mo MoDo: How about Not Safe For Anywhere? more » BettyCrocker: I love penis. It's pleasureful and taystay. That said - when it has fucking eyes glued on it from Village of the Damned, it loses all appeal. more » Private Hangnail: You know, I think I'm not gay anymore. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: "Creepy evil uncle way"? Now we can all head off into our weekend screaming "LITTLE PINK MOUSE!" more » DennyCrane: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE more » se7a7n7: Oh JEBUS!!!!. That's over the line.... This isn't Fleshbot. more » doctorzizmor: I'm suddenly jealous of blind people. more » jrhys: Dictator me! more » unclevanya: This change in production style is as jarring as the transition from The Brady Bunch to Celebrity Fit Club with Maureen McCormick. more » -
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Kreepie Kats in: "*NO ONE* in Twilight _EVER_ has sex with ~Anyone~! It's like Behrle's Collyer Brothers' Homage/Apartment Every Night Since Last June!"
Jim Berhle's cartoon kitties face a bleak Oprah-less future where the only thing left on TV is European soccer and trailers for sexless vampire movies. -
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Kreepie Kats in "Mayor Bloomberg Kan Sukk 51% of My Pimpled Ass! And Jeter Kan Give Herpes to the Other 70% Of *IT*!!!"
Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats got a tripod! And the Yankees are winners! As is Mayor Bloomberg! Don't buy your loved ones Kreepie Kat hoodies for the holidays. -
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Kreepie Kats in: "Yankees Suck! And So Does 'Enchantress of Florence'! and 'The Ground Beneath Her Feet!!''"
Jim Behrle's cartoon kitties are all in jail, so please enjoy Andy Rooney's thoughts on Salman Rushdie. -
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Where the Wild Things Fart!!
Save Yourself and those you love 2 hours and $12.50 apiece by watching Klonopin Kat's exclusive director's kut of Where the Wild Things Are! More » -
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Kreepie Kats in: "Demokracy is an Illusion!! Like Olivia Wilde's Knockers!!"
It's The Jay Leno Program! With Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kreepie Kats! Plus: The Kats weigh in on Obama's Nobel Prize. More » -
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Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
This week: an incredibly NSFW visit from Tucker Max! More » -
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Kreepie Kats in "Open Mike at the UN!! Let's Vagina Monologue It Up!!"
The Kreepie Kats present the entirety of Moammar Kadafi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speeches before the UN. More » -
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Kreepie Kats in: "Keep Fucking That Chicken (I Get a Huge Erektion Everytime Ernie Anastas Komes on My TV)"
If "Keep Fucking that Chicken" is the new "Don't Taze Me Bro" then this song is the new Bedroom Theme to Top Gun. Please enjoy stickers on popsicle sticks dancing in their own semen. More » -
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Kreepie Kats: "The Next Republican Rebuttal Should Be Delivered by Ann Coulter's Shaved Schnazz"
The Kreepie Kats are celebrating 9/11! Barack Obama is celebrating by shoving his health care plan down your throat. More » -
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Kreepie Kats in "Fuck Brian Williams! Let's Get Some NBC NIGHTLY NEWS with Halle Berry *Up* in HERE!"
[The Kreepie Kats are unlike other Kats. But they are excited for Labor Day Weekend. They have plans. Plans for your mom.] More » -
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Kreepie Kats in "We Made a Bong Out of Teddy Kennedy's Skull But We Just Kouldn't Get the Vermouth Smell Out of It"
Kreepie Kats raise an issue: is a video comic strip that speaks ill of the recently deceased any less offensive if it's also really blurry? Plus: Ted Kennedy may be in hell, but not for the reason you might think. More » -
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Kreepie Kats in: "The Only Thing I Do Phaster Than Usain Bolt Is Kum In My Pants"
The Kreepie Kats have an emotional and educational Town Hall experience, which prompts them to reflect on how they prefer to die (gay and high, or miserable and alone). Klick through for video. More » -
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Krepie Kats in: "Kentucky Fried Fallopian Tubes Wrestle You to the Ground Until You Promise to Watch "Glee" This Fall!!"
[The Kreepie Kats are not happy about Victoria Beckham or the new Melrose Place. But being gay is cool!] -
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Kreepie Kats in Skreeming Manilla: "My Summer Blockbuster? 90 Minutes of a Still Shot of My Head Lying in Maggie Gyllenhaal's Lap!!"
The Kreepie Kats miss Ben Silverman, Twitter, and John Hughes. And Frasier. After the jump: the Kreepie Kats Summer Blockbuster Red Band Teaser Trailer #1! Forward it to all your friends! More » -
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Kreepie Kats TV: The Pilot
Jim Behrle's kartoon kats present episode one of their new television show! Featuring Jeff Goldblum, Thomas Pynchon reading from his novel INHERENT VICE and a peek at Emily Deschanel's underpants. -
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Give me 500 More Days of Summer (and a Peak at Zooey Deschannel's Underpants)
In this Kreep Kats Klassik the Kats discuss the nature of weather, Brian Williams, and Barack Obama's suspicious birth. More » -
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "You are Konfirmed to Sit on The Supreme Kourt of My Weiner"
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats investigate Sonia Sotomayor's judicial temperament. Klick to enlarge!] -
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: The Roman Kandle Stuffed Up Your Pee-Hole Is Kompliments of Your Friendly Neighborhood Kreepie Kats"
[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats as they inquire as to how much less diabolikal America is now compared to last year, why Moneyball matters (or doesn't), and why Nick Denton isn't working on July 4th. Questions! Answers! Kreepie Cats!] -
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "Moonwalk Up to Heaven, Your 8,000 Virgins Await You, Pop Emporer!!"
[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats—hey, Stickie's here!—as they say goodbye to Michael Jackson, who died tragically this week when his heart exploded from all that Pepsi.] -
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I'll Be Your Ayatollah! I Declare a Fatwa on Zoey Deschanel's perky Buttom!"
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats did not kare for Away We Go.]
